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Detlef Sping:
pocket.
(Mon Sep 9, 2002 - 2:21:03 pm)

Detlef Sping:
CHEEEZEEE?
(Mon Sep 9, 2002 - 2:21:32 pm)

Chewing Wax:
I thought he called Heino CHEEEZEE
(Mon Sep 9, 2002 - 2:21:51 pm)

Detlef Sping:
I eat CHEEZIES they are great.
(Mon Sep 9, 2002 - 2:22:54 pm)

bela:
Yeah, Heino. He is Cheezeee - how do you know about this? Thats what he said. I said some big fat dork on a chat room is obsessed with him.
(Mon Sep 9, 2002 - 2:23:24 pm)

Detlef Sping:
If I could I would do commercials for them for a few bags of them.
(Mon Sep 9, 2002 - 2:24:20 pm)

Heruka:
I think Bertha may not want to take my last name. She's aluded to this. This offends me greatly. You need an interpreter to say her last name. Mine is much better.
(Mon Sep 9, 2002 - 2:24:49 pm)

Detlef Sping:
Tom?
(Mon Sep 9, 2002 - 2:24:54 pm)

Detlef Sping:
Bertha Heruka is a fine name
(Mon Sep 9, 2002 - 2:26:46 pm)

Detlef Sping:
like the sound of an old car horn.
(Mon Sep 9, 2002 - 2:27:33 pm)

(Mon Sep 9, 2002 - 2:30:36 pm)

(Mon Sep 9, 2002 - 2:43:58 pm)

Heruka:
aluded? Those bloody frogs are $125 each. That's insane! I can get my shoes for that price. Almost.
(Mon Sep 9, 2002 - 2:44:27 pm)

(Mon Sep 9, 2002 - 2:45:00 pm)

Queenie:
my scanner eats it
(Mon Sep 9, 2002 - 2:45:59 pm)

Eats it.
(Mon Sep 9, 2002 - 2:47:33 pm)

Queenie:
my ash tray looks beautiful
(Mon Sep 9, 2002 - 2:50:37 pm)

Queenie:
it's pink. shaped like a big leaf.
(Mon Sep 9, 2002 - 2:50:47 pm)

Heruka:
you know, they now have colour photographs.
(Mon Sep 9, 2002 - 2:51:46 pm)

Queenie:
color isn't appropriate for stills tho
(Mon Sep 9, 2002 - 2:52:41 pm)

Steve:

It's true.
(Mon Sep 9, 2002 - 2:55:52 pm)

(Mon Sep 9, 2002 - 2:57:29 pm)

:
hey
(Mon Sep 9, 2002 - 3:09:52 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Who dat?
(Mon Sep 9, 2002 - 3:16:12 pm)

:
Sears, Roebuck & Co. decided to stop selling a line of T-shirts after an outcry from mental health advocates who said the slogans on them make fun of the mentally ill, reports Reuters.

The National Alliance for the Mentally Ill had complained about the shirts, which bear the inscription: "You should hear the NAMES the VOICES in my head are calling you."

The organization also called on Wal-Mart Stores, Kmart Inc., Kohl's Corp., and Target Corp. to stop selling the T-shirts and similar merchandise "mocking mental illness" or risk facing potential legal liability under federal or state anti-discrimination laws.
(Mon Sep 9, 2002 - 3:18:38 pm)

:
A guy walks down the street and bumps into someone with an orange for a head. The guy asks him why he has an orange for ahead, and he explains that he'd found a genie who granted him three wishes.
"For my first wish, " he says, "I asked for all the wealth in the world, and hey presto, I was rich beyond my wildest dreams."
"Wow!" says the first guy. "What else did you wish for?"
"I wished for world peace and happiness, and it happened."
"Excellent! But what about your third wish?"
"I wished I had an orange for a head."
(Mon Sep 9, 2002 - 3:26:04 pm)

Heruka:
I'm eating a chicken sandwich I made and found a moldy spot in the bread. I may be in for an entertaining evenig.
(Mon Sep 9, 2002 - 3:26:07 pm)

Chewing Wax:
That's a good joke
(Mon Sep 9, 2002 - 3:27:29 pm)

Corbin:

Why an orange?
(Mon Sep 9, 2002 - 3:30:18 pm)

(Mon Sep 9, 2002 - 3:32:24 pm)

:
A guy walking down the beach comes across an interesting looking bottle washed up by the waves. He picks it up and rubs it trying to get the dirt and sand off when a geanie pops out. the geanie says I will grant you three wishes, but for every wish the person you hate the most will get double what you recieve. The man curses and says "that old bat of a mother in law of mine deserves nothing".
so the geanies asks the man for the first of his three wishes. the man says he wants 10 billion dollars. then in a flash of smoke a mountain of money appears in front of the man. the geanie says "you now have 10 billion dollars in front of you, but at this very moment your mother in law is recieving 20 billion dollars". the man swears again and curses the name of his mother in law.
the geanie says, "what is your second wish"? the man says he want a limo full of beautiful women. suddenly a limo pulls up full of the most beautiful women on earth. the geanie says, at this very moment two limos are pulling up to your mother in laws home full of strong, healthy good looking men". the man swears yet again and kicks the sand. the geanie says,
"what is your third and final wish"? the man looks around finds a stick and says " I want you to take this tick and beat me half to death".....
(Mon Sep 9, 2002 - 3:37:01 pm)

Heh..
(Mon Sep 9, 2002 - 3:41:19 pm)

(Mon Sep 9, 2002 - 3:44:37 pm)