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Queenie:
Am I the only one who thinks that news stories that show firemen in slow motion emerging from the smoke and clouds of dust while Lee Greenwood's song plays softly in the background followed by a commercial for Old Navy rugby shirts and Pepsi robs the whole thing of its dignity?
(Fri Sep 6, 2002 - 4:56:22 pm)

Detlef Sping:
and horrible dreck sniffing self indulgent trend-oid self congradulating retards with high school standards and room temperature I.Q.s.
(Fri Sep 6, 2002 - 4:59:43 pm)

Detlef Sping:
Is that one of those rhetorical questions?
(Fri Sep 6, 2002 - 5:00:51 pm)

Detlef Sping:
In the name of Art, oh the humanity.
(Fri Sep 6, 2002 - 5:01:33 pm)

Detlef Sping:
It's all CRAP.
(Fri Sep 6, 2002 - 5:01:49 pm)

Detlef Sping:
CRAP.
(Fri Sep 6, 2002 - 5:02:01 pm)

Detlef Sping:
What is it?
(Fri Sep 6, 2002 - 5:02:39 pm)

Decoy:
CRAP.
(Fri Sep 6, 2002 - 5:04:05 pm)

Decoy:
Crap you later, crap a nice crapend.
(Fri Sep 6, 2002 - 5:04:41 pm)

Detlef Sping:
That's right CRAP.
(Fri Sep 6, 2002 - 5:04:55 pm)

Detlef Sping:
same to you my enlightened friend, have fun with the frog.
(Fri Sep 6, 2002 - 5:06:14 pm)

Detlef Sping:
This aint pink eye this is full fledged duct around your head so it wont explode alert.
(Fri Sep 6, 2002 - 5:08:34 pm)

Detlef Sping:
It's ALL CRAP!!Auf.
(Fri Sep 6, 2002 - 5:09:01 pm)

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DENVER -- You may be excited about the upcoming Rolling Stones tour but Mick Jagger's voice isn't the cat's meow to your pets. In fact, animal communicator Kate Solisti-Mattelon says dogs and cats can't get no satisfaction listening to the Stones and it's not just the distorted vocals and throbbing bass lines. Solisti-Mattelon says the band has an "intellectual approach to the blues" that leaves pets cold. She says Mick Jagger always adds irony to his performances rather than singing from his gut like Ray Charles. Although humans may like it, dogs and cats prefer singers,like Heino, who aren't afraid to be emotional more than those who cop a cooler-than-thou attitude. If grooving out with a pooch or pussycat is your thing, Solisti-Mattelon says the "O Brother, Where Art Thou?" soundtrack is very pet-friendly as is Carole King's "Tapestry" CD However, stay away from heavy rock or rap tunes which have frequencies that can cause animals to fuss, fight and whiz on the rug.
(Fri Sep 6, 2002 - 5:33:45 pm)

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PHNOM PENH, Cambodia (AP) - Overturning a lower court ruling, Cambodian appellate judges convicted a former senior Khmer Rouge leader in the 1994 murders of three Western backpackers and sentenced him Friday to life in prison. Chhouk Rin was acquitted two years ago by a municipal court of charges that he and other Khmer Rouge members kidnapped and murdered Briton Mark Slater, Frenchman Jean-Michel Braquet and Australian David Wilson after ambushing the train on which the three were traveling. "Since Chhouk Rin was the commander who sent his troops to participate in the train attack," he was responsible for the murders, Appeals Court Chief Judge Somreth Sophal said. He said the municipal court's decision was inaccurate and "it has to be rejected." The appeal against the municipal court acquittal was filed by Jean-Claude Braquet, the father of the French victim. Chhouk Rin did not attend the hearing Friday. His chief defense lawyer Put Theavy told The Associated Press that he will appeal to the Supreme Court. On Wednesday, the Supreme Court upheld a life sentence handed down to a second Khmer Rouge leader, Nuon Poot, in 1999 for his role in the killings. It said the crimes committed under his command were "vicious and barbaric." A third former Khmer Rouge, Sam Bith, who was implicated by Nuon Poot in the killings, was arrested in May and is now in detention awaiting trial. Human rights advocates have viewed these trials as a barometer of the government's commitment to pursuing justice for greater crimes the Khmer Rouge committed under their 1975-79 murderous rule. Some 11.7 million people died from starvation, diseases, overwork and execution, but none of the surviving Khmer Rouge leaders have been prosecuted.
(Fri Sep 6, 2002 - 5:44:20 pm)

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CAMDEN, NJ -- (INTERNET WIRE) -- 05-09-2002 -- Wilma McNabb, Louise Strahan, Gladys Bettis and Lavoyda Leonard, it's your turn to shine. Campbell Soup Company (NYSE:CPB) will feature the four NFL mamas along side their superstar sons in the newest batch of Campbell's Chunky soup commercials debuting Monday, Sept. 16. Each pair of NFL moms and sons are featured in television and radio commercials that will air through February 2003. The line-up finds Philadelphia Eagles' all-pro quarterback Donovan McNabb returning to the 2002 soup-season campaign, joined by his mother Wilma in a spot entitled "Soup Yard." New to this year's "Mama's Boys" campaign are Pittsburgh Steeler Jerome Bettis and Gladys Bettis in "Bowling," New York Giant Michael Strahan and Louise Strahan in "Subway," and Chicago Bear Brian Urlache and his mother Lavoyda Leonard in "Kindergarten."
(Fri Sep 6, 2002 - 5:56:30 pm)

Decoy:
There's one of these:

made a web in the garden next to the garage. Its actual size. Holy CRAP!
(Fri Sep 6, 2002 - 7:10:17 pm)

(Fri Sep 6, 2002 - 9:24:21 pm)

Queenie:
If I saw that spider I would fucking faint. likewise with the giant penis.
(Sat Sep 7, 2002 - 4:04:56 am)

Queenie:
I swear to god that is the ugliest penis in the world. and look at the guy's crusty yellow fingernails, bleech.
(Sat Sep 7, 2002 - 4:05:20 am)

ADMIRAL ACKBAR:
That's not a penis, Did you ever see any movies?

(Sat Sep 7, 2002 - 8:56:27 am)

Decoy:
Something awful, eh? Truly.
(Sat Sep 7, 2002 - 10:53:32 am)

Detlef Sping:
Dont try to post anything from something awful he has it set up to post mutant dicks
(Sat Sep 7, 2002 - 1:29:28 pm)

Heruka:
Asshole strikes again.

Is that a garden spider? I've only seen one in my life. When we were kids. As I recall, they're harmless. We swunbd by Blockbuster tonight. Luckily, this classic was still available.

(Sat Sep 7, 2002 - 9:19:44 pm)

Heruka:
swung.
(Sat Sep 7, 2002 - 9:20:18 pm)

Myk Murphy:
"it's cleavage vs. cleavers" is a great tag line.
(Sun Sep 8, 2002 - 10:53:31 am)

(Sun Sep 8, 2002 - 8:43:53 pm)

Queenie:
well my mom gets her new knees tomorrow. think happy thoughts for her. I can't be there unfortunately because sidney is very sick with the asthma.
(Mon Sep 9, 2002 - 4:08:32 am)

Chewing Wax:
Good morning
(Mon Sep 9, 2002 - 9:39:24 am)

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MUNCHAUSEN SYNDROME BY PROXY
(Mon Sep 9, 2002 - 9:44:16 am)

bela:
Uugh, tired. I swear I didn't eat anything this weekend but peanut butter cookies.
(Mon Sep 9, 2002 - 10:14:16 am)

Chewing Wax:
I had grilled squid and octopus and the Long Island duck special. And four $7 martinis. And four Kentucky Fried Chicken breasts and breakfast sausage and two bagels and a barbeque chicken and ribs and potato salad plate and a cheese sandwich and a jar of salsa and a bunch of cookies and half a pint of cookie dough ice cream.
(Mon Sep 9, 2002 - 10:26:56 am)

Chewing Wax:
And a mess of light beer.
(Mon Sep 9, 2002 - 10:27:29 am)