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A powderkeg.
(Wed Apr 19, 2000 - 1:49:10 pm)

Myk Murphy:
goodnight to you all. thanks, my career as a well-armed janitor has just begun! i train with the broom and vacuum cleaner next week!
(Wed Apr 19, 2000 - 1:51:12 pm)

Decoy:
Funny strange.
(Wed Apr 19, 2000 - 2:03:35 pm)

Myk Murphy:
funny ha ha.
(Wed Apr 19, 2000 - 2:23:45 pm)

Myk Murphy:
unlike our british cousins, we favor euphemism in job titles.
(Wed Apr 19, 2000 - 2:25:42 pm)

Myk Murphy:
consider paul westerberg's song about flight attendants, "waitress in the sky": "sanitation expert & a maintenance engineer... a garbageman, a janitor, and YOU, my dear."
(Wed Apr 19, 2000 - 2:27:59 pm)

Chewing Wax:
I remember my friend Steve affectionately called Paul the Custodian in our middleschool "scrubby".
(Wed Apr 19, 2000 - 2:29:05 pm)

Chewing Wax:
I'm off to the vets to have the bitch checked for puppies. Later.

(Wed Apr 19, 2000 - 2:31:12 pm)

Myk Murphy:
good luck with the puppies, wax. (i don't have the heart to tell wax that he can keep trying all he wants, but he'll need another DOG to actually impregnate Blue.)
(Wed Apr 19, 2000 - 2:39:38 pm)

It's true.
(Wed Apr 19, 2000 - 3:14:22 pm)

We are now taking control of your planet. Meow.
(Wed Apr 19, 2000 - 3:19:19 pm)

..Go for the throat, Muffy.
(Wed Apr 19, 2000 - 3:25:47 pm)

Decoy:
Then explain dustbinmen.
(Wed Apr 19, 2000 - 3:47:31 pm)

Decoy:
Hey, I was asked what month of last year Jewels For Sophia came out? Anybody
(Wed Apr 19, 2000 - 3:48:20 pm)

Chewing Wax:
March
(Wed Apr 19, 2000 - 4:06:49 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Who the hell asked you that?
(Wed Apr 19, 2000 - 4:07:36 pm)

Decoy:
The person sitting next to me.
(Wed Apr 19, 2000 - 5:19:08 pm)

Decoy:
He's getting sick of the Cheese Alarm.
(Wed Apr 19, 2000 - 5:37:02 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Impossible. Play it louder. Maybe he doesn't "get it".
(Wed Apr 19, 2000 - 5:37:58 pm)

Decoy:

(Wed Apr 19, 2000 - 9:14:05 pm)

Myk Murphy:
ah, the newark, new jersey skyline... boy, that brings back memories...
(Wed Apr 19, 2000 - 9:45:25 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Remember those prostitutes?
(Wed Apr 19, 2000 - 9:53:30 pm)

Decoy:
Where are the hookers?
(Wed Apr 19, 2000 - 9:53:39 pm)

Dr GB:
Help help too much work send help
(Thu Apr 20, 2000 - 5:23:56 am)

Cushca:
I'm biking over someone to file for you.
(Thu Apr 20, 2000 - 8:53:20 am)

Myk Murphy:
good morning, fellow harlot enthusiasts!
(Thu Apr 20, 2000 - 9:16:04 am)

Chewing Wax:
Good morning opera buffs
(Thu Apr 20, 2000 - 9:23:31 am)

Virginal Blue:

I'm not pregnant! HA hahahaha. $700 down the shitter!! HA HA HA. No stretch marks!!!
(Thu Apr 20, 2000 - 9:43:08 am)

Cushca:
That's so very funny. Very funny.
(Thu Apr 20, 2000 - 9:45:15 am)

Sleepy:
Could she adopt?
(Thu Apr 20, 2000 - 9:48:49 am)

Chewing Wax:
Yes. I think she will adopt. Actually, I'm very happy for her.
(Thu Apr 20, 2000 - 9:52:32 am)

Chewing Wax:
And now I can have my dog back, to run and leap and frolick and swim. I'm releaved.
(Thu Apr 20, 2000 - 9:53:05 am)

Decoy:
'Morning quantum teleporters.
(Thu Apr 20, 2000 - 10:01:07 am)