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So, the midget shows up, and the guy asks him if he's looking for a maleor female horse. "A female horth." So he shows him a prized filly.
"Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth"? So the guy picks up the midgetand he gives the horse's eyes the once over. "Nith eyeth, can I thee herearzth"? So he picks the little fella up again, and shows him the horse'sears. "Nith earzth. Can I see her mouf"?
The rancher is gettin pretty pissed off by this point, but he picks him upagain and shows him the horse's mouth. "Nice mouf, can I see her twat"?Totally pissed at this point, the rancher grabs him under his arm and jamsthe midget's head as far as he can up the horse's twat, pulls him out andslams him on the ground.
The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing. "Perhapth I should rephrathethat. Can I thee her wun awound a widdle bit"?
(Thu Sep 5, 2002 - 9:24:47 am)