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Chewing Wax:
Bye Gleanie
(Fri Aug 30, 2002 - 3:33:19 pm)

Heruka:
Bye gleanie.
(Fri Aug 30, 2002 - 3:33:47 pm)

Heruka:
my armipts smell like roses.
(Fri Aug 30, 2002 - 3:34:43 pm)

Decoy:
Clowns, can' t live with 'em. Plays are usually executed if five acts. Shakespeare, for example, is a really good example of that. Most plays don't have pictures. But then you'd have to know how to read.
(Fri Aug 30, 2002 - 3:36:41 pm)

Queenie:
it's one-acts
(Fri Aug 30, 2002 - 3:41:43 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Write it about two crazy hobos waiting for a guy to arrive. And then they encounter a traveler and his strange companion and all hell breaks loose.
(Fri Aug 30, 2002 - 3:43:25 pm)

(Fri Aug 30, 2002 - 3:44:33 pm)

Heruka:
(the world) ''Through The Eyes of A Chimpanzee.' There's your play.
(Fri Aug 30, 2002 - 3:45:43 pm)

Queenie:
maybe i'll write about you bastards
(Fri Aug 30, 2002 - 3:46:01 pm)

Chewing Wax:
You want a big fat law suit?
(Fri Aug 30, 2002 - 3:46:38 pm)

Queenie:
you'd never get anywhere, lawyer man
(Fri Aug 30, 2002 - 3:47:53 pm)

Jeremy Houndsliver:
Lucullus, had bestowed upon him in the same pretended way of free gift a brace of greyhounds, whose make and fleetness Timon had been heard to admire; these presents the easyhearted hobo lord accepted without suspicion of the dishonest views of the grubby presenters; and the givers of course were rewarded with some rich return, a diamond or some jewel of twenty times the value of their false and mercenary donation.
(Fri Aug 30, 2002 - 3:48:26 pm)

Queenie:
parody is protected
(Fri Aug 30, 2002 - 3:48:28 pm)

Decoy:
You could use satire and sarcasm. But then you'd have to know how to use satire and sarcasm.
(Fri Aug 30, 2002 - 3:48:41 pm)

Decoy:
How many in a brace again?
(Fri Aug 30, 2002 - 3:49:28 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Irony eh?
(Fri Aug 30, 2002 - 3:50:35 pm)

Queenie:
parody is protected for public figures anyway. do prolilfic message board posters count as public figures? i mean, you're putting yourself out there every day for the whole world to see, even though you're not famous it still might count. i wonder. a lawsuit like that could set new precedents!
(Fri Aug 30, 2002 - 3:50:52 pm)

Heruka:
strike while the irony is hot.
(Fri Aug 30, 2002 - 3:51:15 pm)

Decoy:
Read the fine print on the home page, baby.
(Fri Aug 30, 2002 - 3:51:31 pm)

Queenie:
i'm not good with satire, i'll give you that.
(Fri Aug 30, 2002 - 3:51:44 pm)

Jeremy Houndsliver:

Be gone Lord hobo and taketh your dog Spot, Out Out Damn Spot.
(Fri Aug 30, 2002 - 3:52:11 pm)

Decoy:
Really? Its hard to tell.
(Fri Aug 30, 2002 - 3:52:27 pm)

Queenie:
you might own the words but you can't copyright personalities.
(Fri Aug 30, 2002 - 3:52:37 pm)

Decoy:
You could use mixed metaphors ...
(Fri Aug 30, 2002 - 3:52:56 pm)

Queenie:
that was sarcasm, right? see, i know.
(Fri Aug 30, 2002 - 3:53:02 pm)

Decoy:
No, that was a bitch slap.
(Fri Aug 30, 2002 - 3:53:49 pm)

Queenie:
i felt nothing.
(Fri Aug 30, 2002 - 3:54:23 pm)

Heruka:
Somehow, I don't think this statement will stand up in court. There's noch such thing as Chewing Wax Enterprises Inc.

All content copyright 2002 by www.chewingwax.com. All images and words on this web site are the sole property of www.chewingwax.com and Chewing Wax Enterprises Inc. , a wholly owned subsidiary of Wax Works Global. Any use of the words or images appearing on this web site without formal written permission of Chewing Wax Enterprises, Inc. is strictly prohibited and will result in swift and terrible vengeance.
(Fri Aug 30, 2002 - 3:54:42 pm)

Decoy:
Nothing say you? Nothing comes from nothing.
(Fri Aug 30, 2002 - 3:54:48 pm)

Decoy:
Doesn't "swift and terrible vengeance" scare you at all?
(Fri Aug 30, 2002 - 3:55:27 pm)

Queenie:
i would never write about any of you guys for real anyway. with the exception of bela, you're all fantastically boring.
(Fri Aug 30, 2002 - 3:55:38 pm)

Queenie:
and sping.
(Fri Aug 30, 2002 - 3:55:49 pm)

Decoy:

(Fri Aug 30, 2002 - 3:56:26 pm)