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Detlef Sping:
Grow peppers and make your own hot sauce 'Herukas Insanity Sauce' man you got a million options.
(Fri Aug 30, 2002 - 1:43:26 pm)

Detlef Sping:
I can work for you and round up Beefalos and Mexicans to work the land, I'll be a straw-boss and you can call me 'Bud'.
(Fri Aug 30, 2002 - 1:45:47 pm)

Detlef Sping:
I finally have a future!
(Fri Aug 30, 2002 - 1:46:37 pm)

Detlef Sping:
This is going to be great
(Fri Aug 30, 2002 - 1:47:14 pm)

Detlef Sping:
I'll fry up beefalo sausages and eggs in the morning and hand squeeze glasses of tequila for breakfast in the sump.
(Fri Aug 30, 2002 - 1:49:50 pm)

Detlef Sping:
I mean kitchen.
(Fri Aug 30, 2002 - 1:50:01 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Can I be your side kick? Call me Bub?
(Fri Aug 30, 2002 - 1:50:26 pm)

Detlef Sping:
Sure, Bub.
(Fri Aug 30, 2002 - 1:52:18 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Alright. I'm going to get my hairs cut and then a tattoo. Later.
(Fri Aug 30, 2002 - 1:52:34 pm)

Detlef Sping:
Ok make it a big one.
(Fri Aug 30, 2002 - 1:53:22 pm)

Detlef Sping:

This would look good on your arm.
(Fri Aug 30, 2002 - 1:54:22 pm)

Detlef Sping:
See ya later, Bub.
(Fri Aug 30, 2002 - 1:56:33 pm)

Heruka:
huge belt buckles and cowbay hats all around.
(Fri Aug 30, 2002 - 2:02:40 pm)

Queenie:
do you think it's possible to go through life without ever having any sort of addiction or dependency on anything? sugar, sex, caffeine, carbohydrates, anything?
(Fri Aug 30, 2002 - 2:07:33 pm)

JIMMY:

Wow, I love sausages! Count me in.
(Fri Aug 30, 2002 - 2:08:11 pm)

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It's hard to think of an ideal propounded with more fervor on our nation's campuses than that of diversity. So it is with more than passing interest that we noticed a new study confirming that when it comes to the political allegiances of college faculties, there is no such animal.

Even for those to whom this comes as no news, the study just published in American Enterprise magazine shows a uniformity of political allegiance in major university faculties that is positively breathtaking. The researchers visited Boards of Elections in the areas of 21 colleges or universities, including such institutions as Cornell, Brown, Harvard, Penn State, Stanford, Syracuse, Berkeley, UCLA, the State University of New York at Binghamton and the University of Colorado.

They looked at party registration for faculty members in various disciplines. Even discounting that the researchers had only limited registration records in some places, there is little doubt their statistics capture the general political picture.

The study divided the parties into right or left: Republican or Libertarian on the right, and Democrat, Green or the like on the left. At Cornell, they found one English Department member in a party of the right as opposed to 35 registered on the left. In the History Department they found no one registered on the right, but 29 on the left.

At Harvard, the researchers found one member of the Political Science Department on the right versus 20 on the left. Roughly the same held true for Economics and Sociology. At the University of California at Santa Barbara, close to the Reagan ranch, the ratio across five departments was 72 to one. The nearest thing to a conservative bastion is the Stanford Economics Department, where seven of 28 members (25%!) belong to the right.

So it goes for every university in this study. Which leaves us wishing we could know more about the inner lives--and career prospects--of those intrepid one or two registered Republican academics on these campuses. There is, as the study notes, a wider and freer cross- section of opinion in the aisles of any grocery store or city bus than there is now at our colleges and universities.

That this lack of faculty diversity eludes university administrators is especially interesting given the totality of their efforts to re-order all other aspects of campus life based on that principle. In the name of this cardinal value, administrators target groups for recruitment, shape curricula, designate some sports for funding in the name of gender equity while cutting others, and so much more. It's virtually impossible to imagine any university president delivering a major address not saturated with references to diversity and his or her own allegiance thereto.

We favor diversity too. We simply look forward to the day that college administrators stop preening about the principle long enough to see how little of it exists among the most powerful and influential force on campus--their own teachers.
(Fri Aug 30, 2002 - 2:14:31 pm)


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TEL AVIV - The United States has told Israel that it will attack Iraq before the end of November. Israeli military sources said a a senior U.S. military visited Israel earlier this week and toured facilities where the U.S. military has prepositioned equipment and weapons for an emergency in the Middle East. The sources quoted a visiting U.S. general who heads army logistics as saying that Washington intends to strike the regime of Iraqi President Saddam Hussein by late November. The Israeli sources said the two countries discussed Israel's role in any U.S. military attack, Middle East Newsline reported. The general was quoted as saying that Washington's aim is to topple the Saddam regime. The general, who only goes by the code name 'Bub', was not officially named. In joint military discussions earlier this summer, Pentagon officials said Iraq would be only the first stop in the U.S. war on terror, an Israeli parliamentarian said.
(Fri Aug 30, 2002 - 2:23:49 pm)

Myk Murphy:
Play ball.
(Fri Aug 30, 2002 - 2:27:33 pm)

Myk Murphy:
I think we've finally found the place for Loungestock: herukovia.
(Fri Aug 30, 2002 - 2:36:06 pm)

Decoy:
Settle only for Deer-fed Coyote JerkyŠ!
(Fri Aug 30, 2002 - 2:56:16 pm)

Sammy:
Fill 'er up. And make it the premium!

(Fri Aug 30, 2002 - 2:58:07 pm)

Donald:
"... So then I bent over and said, 'ok, Bud, its a deal...'"

(Fri Aug 30, 2002 - 3:01:08 pm)

Bud:
"... And now I get to call him Bub. "

(Fri Aug 30, 2002 - 3:04:00 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Wow
(Fri Aug 30, 2002 - 3:18:59 pm)

Heruka:
premium? only saps or those with high performing engines buy premium.
(Fri Aug 30, 2002 - 3:21:37 pm)

Chewing Wax:
I buy the 100 octane racing fuel. It's great.
(Fri Aug 30, 2002 - 3:22:14 pm)

Heruka:
just what your station wagon needs eh?
(Fri Aug 30, 2002 - 3:22:48 pm)

Queenie:
i'm supposed to write a play. i don't know how to write plays.
(Fri Aug 30, 2002 - 3:23:18 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Its got the sweet boxer engine. It needs octane to breath and thrive at top acceleration
(Fri Aug 30, 2002 - 3:25:42 pm)

Gleanie:

do you think it's possible to go through life without ever having any sort of playwriting abilities?
(Fri Aug 30, 2002 - 3:26:35 pm)

Chewing Wax:

(Fri Aug 30, 2002 - 3:27:13 pm)

Queenie:
gleanie. i'll write a play about gleanie.
(Fri Aug 30, 2002 - 3:28:05 pm)

Gleanie:

Probably. bye.
(Fri Aug 30, 2002 - 3:29:04 pm)