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Chewing Wax:
I don't think she's joking.
(Tue Apr 18, 2000 - 1:05:58 pm)
Decoy:
A desperate cry ... poor wretched thing.
(Tue Apr 18, 2000 - 1:17:10 pm)
Chewing Wax:
I saw The Sixth Sense last night. It was okay. Mmmm. Olivia Williams. Oddly, just before that I watched Rushmore. Mmmm. Olivia Williams. Be nice to Sleepy Decoy.
(Tue Apr 18, 2000 - 1:22:05 pm)
Chewing Wax:
Olivia Williams
Penelope Ann Miller
Gillian Anderson
Umma Thurman
Laura Dern
(Tue Apr 18, 2000 - 1:25:05 pm)
Myk Murphy:
the sixth sense was amazing. rushmore was a treat, as well. a good list, wax. after sleepy and i get married, and then get divorced, i want visitation rights to her music collection. it's only fair.
(Tue Apr 18, 2000 - 1:29:20 pm)
Decoy:
It was a joke! For Crissakes...
(Tue Apr 18, 2000 - 1:31:58 pm)
Chewing Wax:
She's very fragile right now.
(Tue Apr 18, 2000 - 1:37:21 pm)
Decoy:
Ohhhh, it's okay when you do it, though?
(Tue Apr 18, 2000 - 1:57:46 pm)
Myk Murphy:
yes, decoy, it's all very clear.
(Tue Apr 18, 2000 - 2:00:36 pm)
Chewing Wax:
I'm going to take a nap now.
(Tue Apr 18, 2000 - 2:18:26 pm)
Decoy:
We'll wake you up for Lost In Space.
(Tue Apr 18, 2000 - 2:32:51 pm)
Sleepy:
I'm going to have to increase my therapy sessions thanks to you. It's costing me £1,000 a month.
(Tue Apr 18, 2000 - 3:03:10 pm)
Sleepy:
Myk - you can only look at the CD's. From a distance.
(Tue Apr 18, 2000 - 3:03:57 pm)
Chewing Wax:
So you are getting married to Myk then?
(Tue Apr 18, 2000 - 3:05:42 pm)
Sleepy:
I'm afraid I cannot comment. The whole business is in the hands of our respective attorneys in anticipation. I get skunky, by the way.
(Tue Apr 18, 2000 - 3:11:26 pm)
Sleepy:
Skunky calls me in the night, although I have great difficulty trying to interpret her little kitty mews. Something about Myk putting her in cardboard tubing and using her as a rolling pin in the kitchen.
(Tue Apr 18, 2000 - 3:13:03 pm)
Sleepy:
She's trying to call me now. I'd better go. Goodnight.
(Tue Apr 18, 2000 - 3:13:54 pm)
skunky:
For the love of God, please someone help me.
(Tue Apr 18, 2000 - 3:16:40 pm)
skunky:
Kitchen cat they call me behind my back. I must fulfil my destiny as a trapeze artist.
(Tue Apr 18, 2000 - 3:18:05 pm)
Chewing Wax:
Look at little skunky. As soon as her stink glands are removed, she'll be suitable for a variety of household functions.
(Tue Apr 18, 2000 - 3:23:20 pm)
Decoy:
How long to do a cat conversion on a skunk?
(Tue Apr 18, 2000 - 3:36:22 pm)
Chewing Wax:
Toronto skunk. My jurisdiction.
(Tue Apr 18, 2000 - 3:38:02 pm)
Chewing Wax:
(Tue Apr 18, 2000 - 3:41:36 pm)
Decoy:
Ha!
(Tue Apr 18, 2000 - 3:55:29 pm)
Decoy:
Careful, its got retractable needles hidden in its paws.
(Tue Apr 18, 2000 - 3:56:04 pm)
Chewing Wax:
And a locking jaw with bone crushing strength
(Tue Apr 18, 2000 - 3:57:49 pm)
Myk Murphy:
hey, be nice to li'l skunki!!! look, her eyes are all watering from her humiliation!
(Tue Apr 18, 2000 - 4:14:02 pm)
Chewing Wax:
I thought that was because you were using her as a rolling pin.
(Tue Apr 18, 2000 - 4:14:57 pm)
Chewing Wax:
You bastard
(Tue Apr 18, 2000 - 4:15:03 pm)
Myk Murphy:
yes, wax, all the details of the wedding are being finalized now. as previously discussed, cushca will table and lapdance for the bachelor party, and the solemn affair will be performed in one of the spinning "london eye" things. sleepy's family is offering her entire record collection as dowry, so i have that going for me, which is nice.
(Tue Apr 18, 2000 - 4:17:08 pm)
Myk Murphy:
i only occasionally use the kittens as ottomans to rest my feet on, but when they stand on each other's heads to prop my feet up, they're learning valuable teamwork skills.
(Tue Apr 18, 2000 - 4:18:43 pm)
ASPCA:
Yar undah arrest matey!
(Tue Apr 18, 2000 - 4:20:31 pm)
Chewing Wax:
I must say, I'm impressed. Bachelor party eh?
(Tue Apr 18, 2000 - 4:21:39 pm)