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Queenie:
pretty as princes
(Tue Aug 27, 2002 - 4:20:20 pm)

bela:
Whats going on?
(Tue Aug 27, 2002 - 4:50:20 pm)

bela:
Whats going on?
(Tue Aug 27, 2002 - 4:51:17 pm)

Chewing Wax:
I have no idea
(Tue Aug 27, 2002 - 4:51:39 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Blue wants to go home
(Tue Aug 27, 2002 - 4:51:49 pm)

Myk Murphy:
afternoon, aviators. sorry i missed today's fun. getting down to the brass tacks with this house purchase thing. fascinating stuff, really, in a stressful sort of way. we're smuggling our cats off to the in-laws during the house-showing period on this one. we'll start that sometime soon, i think.
(Tue Aug 27, 2002 - 5:07:57 pm)

(Tue Aug 27, 2002 - 5:22:51 pm)

Queenie:
got a little piece in an art auction tonight for splitid productions, hope somebody buys it. kinda scary.
(Tue Aug 27, 2002 - 8:25:24 pm)

Decoy:
Hey Wax. I got my first painting estimate for the house: $4275.00. It includes caulking, painting the door,windows, garage.
(Tue Aug 27, 2002 - 8:57:23 pm)

Decoy:
I just saw an ad for that Big Fat Greek Wedding movie, hasn't that been out forever? Weird.
(Tue Aug 27, 2002 - 8:59:14 pm)

Heruka:
Hmmm.
(Wed Aug 28, 2002 - 8:04:58 am)

Heruka:
I think I offended someone yesterday. they were telling me what I should do for the rest of my life. giving me advice. so I told her:"for someone so smart and knowledgable, I'm shocked that you wear makeup that makes you look like a whore." was I wrong? I have little tolerance for some types anymore.
(Wed Aug 28, 2002 - 9:09:57 am)

Heruka:
I also can't stand people that never shut up. they just talk and talk. it's not oike they have anything interesting to say. I'm sure they ran out of worthwhile stuff to talk about early on in their lifelong mindless rant. they could be talking to a guy who just lost all his limbs in a car accident, they'd say something like, "I know how you feel, for I once stubbed my toe as a child...."
(Wed Aug 28, 2002 - 9:16:26 am)

bela:
I have friends that talk a lot. I have one friend that I'll meet in a bar and she talks really low but just goes on and on about these weird things in her life and you can't get a word in, much less hear anything she says. Then, I have my friend Bu, who doesn't stop talking, but hes really smart and strange so its not bad, just tiring. Its a mental condition, he takes meds but he talks so fast its hard to understand him sometimes, but he doesn't stop whether its about train service or the economy or Tiny Tim -whatever, poor thing.
(Wed Aug 28, 2002 - 9:47:29 am)

bela:
Then there is my sister that is a huge stoner so she pretty much goes on about nothing and talks really loud and drives everyone nuts.
(Wed Aug 28, 2002 - 9:48:44 am)

bela:
But my friend Alison is just annoying with her strange stories. I swear she went on about that stupid book Fortunate Son for an hour once. The publising company where she works published it and there was all this scandal with the author. Who cares.
(Wed Aug 28, 2002 - 9:49:46 am)

Chewing Wax:
My wife's sister doesn't shut up. Blah blah blah. All the time. And it's like a loop. She comes to a stop and then starts saying the same exact thing over again. This can go on forever.
(Wed Aug 28, 2002 - 10:25:44 am)

bela:
Thats my sister.
(Wed Aug 28, 2002 - 10:37:57 am)

bela:
Tom can't stand my sister, he'll say "your sister is such an asshole" but he gets stoned with her. I don't know, they have a weird relationship. She buys him a lot of little presents. She painted him a picture too of this clown holding a back brush while this skinny weird guy sits in a tub. I don't know.
(Wed Aug 28, 2002 - 10:50:24 am)

Chewing Wax:
I don't know either
(Wed Aug 28, 2002 - 10:51:12 am)

bela:
Tom gets lucky though. Get this, he did some work in this building in Soho - it was a store or something, and he didn't drain something well enough and there was a leak in a roof and anyway, there was damage to some furniture of over $10,000. Tom felt so awful and was of course, afraid of being sued. But he went to talke to the guy - one of the owners and he happens to be this guy a little older than him that knew of Ff and was in to the same music as tom so hes going to talk to the owners and get Tom off. So I guess Tom may not get sued, he just has to eat the rest of the job. So he made $500 instead of $2,000 or something. I was all, your pretty fucking lucky idiot.
(Wed Aug 28, 2002 - 10:56:43 am)

Chewing Wax:
It's good to be lucky. Not everyone has the knack.
(Wed Aug 28, 2002 - 11:03:19 am)

Chewing Wax:
Where is everyone?
(Wed Aug 28, 2002 - 11:33:16 am)

:
This farmer has about 500 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks. So, he goes down the road to the next farmer and asks if he has a rooster that he would sell.
The other farmer says, "Yep, I've got this great rooster, named Tony. He'll service every chicken you got, no problem." Well, Tony the rooster costs $3,000, a lot of money, but the farmer decides he'd be worth it. So, he buys Tony.
The farmer takes Tony home and sets him down in the barnyard, but first he gave the rooster a pep talk. "I want you to pace yourself now. You've got a lot of chickens to service here, and you cost me a lot of money. Consequently, I'll need you to do a good job. So, take your time and have some fun," the farmer said, with a chuckle.
Tony seems to understand, so the farmer points toward the hen house and Tony takes off like a shot. WHAM! Tony nails every hen in the hen house - three or four times, and the farmer is really shocked.
After that, the farmer hears a commotion in the duck pen and, sure enough, Tony is in there. Later, the farmer sees Tony after a flock of geese down by the lake. Once again - WHAM! He gets all the geese. By sunset he sees Tony out in the fields chasing quail and pheasants.
The farmer is distraught and worried that his expensive rooster won't even last 24 hours. Sure enough, the farmer goes to bed and wakes up the next morning to find Tony on his back out in the middle of the yard, mouth open, tongue hanging out and both feet sticking straight up in the air. Buzzards are circling overhead.
The farmer, saddened by the loss of such a colorful and expensive animal, shakes his head and says, "Oh, Tony, I told you to pace yourself. I tried to get you to slow down, now look what you've done to yourself."
Tony opens one eye, nods toward the buzzards circling in the sky and says, "Shhhh .. they're getting closer."
(Wed Aug 28, 2002 - 11:50:00 am)

Corbin:

(Wed Aug 28, 2002 - 11:53:14 am)

Balázs Bernát:

Where was I?
(Wed Aug 28, 2002 - 11:55:21 am)

Decoy:
Hah, Corbin. Good one, eh?
(Wed Aug 28, 2002 - 11:55:29 am)

Decoy:
I'm so angry I can't speak. They dug the fince post holes all wrong. Well, there are two in the right place.
(Wed Aug 28, 2002 - 11:56:21 am)

Balázs Bernát:

It's a soupy foggy sort of brine of memory now.
(Wed Aug 28, 2002 - 11:57:06 am)

Myk Murphy:
Good afternoon, poultry enthusiasts. Chatty people are a mixed bag. Sometimes i pretend that my mobile phone is vibrating, so i answer the phone and walk off. Works pretty well.
(Wed Aug 28, 2002 - 12:24:44 pm)

Balázs Bernát:
bela?
(Wed Aug 28, 2002 - 12:35:13 pm)

Balázs Bernát:
I think one of my fountain dives went wrong.
(Wed Aug 28, 2002 - 12:35:34 pm)

(Wed Aug 28, 2002 - 12:48:38 pm)