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bela:
Oh my god I am so enraged!!!! This stupid cow holds up the food line with her stupid coffee card - these idiots that buy 10 cups of crappy overpriced coffee to get one free - and then she was eating her muffin and drinking this huge ice coffee while waiting for the elevator. I thought I was going to explode. I watched her crouching in the corner of the elevator picking at her muffin and slurping her iced coffee. I gave her a mean look.
(Wed Aug 21, 2002 - 10:52:25 am)

Decoy:
Nothing enrages me more than people who take forever to pay. Like they didn't know they needed to have their money ready, or the checkbook out, or the card to swipe, or something anything. They should have a special line for the idiots. Yes, right through this door, ma'am - and then the rotating knives...
(Wed Aug 21, 2002 - 10:58:52 am)

bela:
She had questions about her stupid coffee card. Holding up the line. Big dope.
(Wed Aug 21, 2002 - 11:00:45 am)

bela:
It looks like AAA automatically renewed me. Bastards.
(Wed Aug 21, 2002 - 11:03:12 am)

Heruka:
I once lost a wallet. I went into the dentists office and when I the appointment was over I went for my wallett for my health insurance card it wasn't there. I later found it on the top of my truck. Undisturbed. I had a large amount of loot in it. something like $1500 . I was scared shitless.
(Wed Aug 21, 2002 - 11:06:56 am)

bela:
Decoy, I have a copy of the Soy Revolution on my desk. I think I should send it to you. It says "Soy is the key to a healthy heart. Soy can normalize blood pressure and even reduce blood cholesterol to levels similar to those achieved with synthetic medications. "
(Wed Aug 21, 2002 - 11:08:06 am)

Myk Murphy:
Yes, bela in her jacket. Very nice. As for the house, i put in an escalation clause. Things happen too fast here.
(Wed Aug 21, 2002 - 11:09:17 am)

Heruka:
I like it when these people imply that their natural crap is as good as the medical wrld. I was watching a tv show with my dad recently, about two weeks ago when they talked about tomatoes, and the lady said something like, "it's natures own form of chemotherapy". I think she should have been shot on the spot.
(Wed Aug 21, 2002 - 11:10:50 am)

Decoy:
Soy? I love those little soy nuts. I could eat them all day. I'd read that. I need something to actively lower the cholesterol. I read almonds do that. I'll have to get learned up about the soy.
(Wed Aug 21, 2002 - 11:11:50 am)

Decoy:
Mrs Decoy is a pharmacist. She says those things are all bunk, too. Its all about a healthy nutritious diet and a reasonable amount of exercise. Thing is, you can eliminate cholesterol by being vegan, only animal sourced food contains cholesterol. But I hope I don't have to go that far. I'm against vegan on general principle.
(Wed Aug 21, 2002 - 11:14:33 am)

bela:
Lowering cholesterol with some sort of healthy diet is more realistic than tomatoes as a sub for chemo. Thats a little far fetched.
(Wed Aug 21, 2002 - 11:14:56 am)

bela:
Vegan is impossible. Just eat healthier meat. Less red meat. What do I know.
(Wed Aug 21, 2002 - 11:15:53 am)

bela:
Can she score me some narcotics?
(Wed Aug 21, 2002 - 11:16:18 am)

Chewing Wax:

(Wed Aug 21, 2002 - 11:25:20 am)

Decoy:
OxyContin? I hear its all the rage.
(Wed Aug 21, 2002 - 11:34:05 am)

Decoy:
If the tablets are crushed, the time-release mechanism is broken and the entire dose of Oxycodone is immediately released. Wheeee! Thats what they do.
(Wed Aug 21, 2002 - 11:36:52 am)

Myk Murphy:
Has mrs decoy had the pharmacy raided for oxycontin yet? Some places won't carry it anymore because of the "midnight requisitions".
(Wed Aug 21, 2002 - 11:53:27 am)

Decoy:
No, but the the white trash and their stupid doctors are all over it with the prescriptions. Its like $80 a pill on the street. The area she works in is where its one of the most over proscribed pain killers. Pathetic fucks.
(Wed Aug 21, 2002 - 12:15:49 pm)

Decoy:
August 21, 2002 — The Buffalo Bills and St. John Fisher College will announce Wednesday afternoon that they are extending the number of years in their agreement to hold training camp in Pittsford.
Terms of the extension were not readily available. Further details were expected to be released at a 1 p.m. press conference at the college
(Wed Aug 21, 2002 - 12:18:37 pm)

Decoy:
Hey, Doritos don't have any cholesterol. Whew!
(Wed Aug 21, 2002 - 12:27:30 pm)

Queenie:
fuck's sake. I don't think we can go on this beach trip because my mom, who had originally told us that we would have to bring our own food, came up with this menu for everyone and said that we have to chip in $150 for food. What the fuck? So anyway I don't think we can go because I don't have $150. I don't know what they were thinking. And that's less than half of what they plan on spending altogether. For three days! Either the food will be magical and made of gold, or they don't know how to shop very well. Anyway I'm pissed. She won't let us bring our own cheap food because it would be "weird".
(Wed Aug 21, 2002 - 12:50:48 pm)

Decoy:
Brilliant!
(Wed Aug 21, 2002 - 12:52:40 pm)

Queenie:
Not fair.
(Wed Aug 21, 2002 - 12:53:21 pm)

bela:
Who eats special food when they go on a beach trip? You eat ice cream and french fries and candy. Thats all I eat anyway on vacation.
(Wed Aug 21, 2002 - 12:57:31 pm)

Decoy:
That would be a great way to keep the vegans in the family away, too.
(Wed Aug 21, 2002 - 12:59:55 pm)

Decoy:
Pooling the grocery money may be more cost efficeint than you think. $50 bucks a day? That's what maybe $15 per meal and then some left over for snacks? Doesn't seem unreasonable; not for NYC anyway.
(Wed Aug 21, 2002 - 1:02:17 pm)

Queenie:
Yeah but I was thinking, you know, like a box of cereal and some bread and peanut butter and jelly and stuff like that, and they planned this big menu with bacon and eggs and french toast and deli sandwiches and all this shit. I just talked to my mom again. She's all, "it would make us feel bad to eat a hot meal in front of you and you just have cereal or if Sarah had a snack and Sidney couldn't have one too because it's our snack" and yet us not going at all doesn't make them feel bad. aargh.
(Wed Aug 21, 2002 - 1:09:16 pm)

Queenie:
Decoy I thought that one post of yours said "that would be a great way to keep the vaginas in the family away, too".
(Wed Aug 21, 2002 - 1:12:21 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Your mother sounds insane
(Wed Aug 21, 2002 - 1:24:08 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Is she still hanging out with that crazy boat shoe wearing step dad of yours? What was his name? Gary or something?
(Wed Aug 21, 2002 - 1:24:50 pm)

Queenie:
well that goes without saying.
(Wed Aug 21, 2002 - 1:25:11 pm)

Queenie:
Doug. And good lord NO.
(Wed Aug 21, 2002 - 1:25:20 pm)

Detlef Sping:
She must be insane. hello, is that called hillbilly heroine?
(Wed Aug 21, 2002 - 1:27:22 pm)