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Detlef Sping:
I mean kitchen.
(Sat Aug 17, 2002 - 12:55:36 am)

Decoy:
Whoohooo! Everybody rides!
(Sat Aug 17, 2002 - 8:28:05 am)

:
DEURNE, Netherlands (Reuters) - A plaster bust of Elvis Presley wept "miracle" tears Friday on the 25th anniversary of his death, its Dutch owner said.The 50-year-old professional Elvis impersonator in the small town of Deurne in the southern Netherlands also said the ghost of the "King of Rock n' Roll" appeared in his house last week.
Wearing a tasseled black leather jacket, a wig and sunglasses, Toon Nieuwenhuisen said the bust, which he keeps in a spare room he has converted into a shrine to Elvis, started weeping just shortly after breakfast Friday.
The room is plastered in photographs of Elvis and has candles flickering beside the white statue, which has a rhinestone collar. Beside it are a pair of white slip-on leather shoes that Nieuwenhuisen said were once worn by his idol.
"Everybody is thinking about Elvis today. He's been dead for 25 years. This is my special room," he said, pointing out a trickle of moisture running from the eye-socket of the bust he has owned for 15 years.
"The tears you can see started at 10 o'clock. When you taste it, it's salty." he said.
(Sat Aug 17, 2002 - 8:32:46 am)

Queenie:
I went to see my friend Cybelvis Monroe performing in honor of the the anniversary of the King's deadly bowel movement. It was outrageous, total sensory overload.
(Sat Aug 17, 2002 - 2:37:30 pm)

Elvis Presley wept:
outrageous, total sensory deadly bowel overload.
(Sat Aug 17, 2002 - 2:56:22 pm)

(Sat Aug 17, 2002 - 3:13:18 pm)

Chewing Wax:
The boat has been moved. This is a banner day.
(Sat Aug 17, 2002 - 3:15:13 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Now it's the next door neighbor's problem
(Sat Aug 17, 2002 - 3:48:06 pm)

Delef Sping:
Whoohoo!
(Sat Aug 17, 2002 - 3:50:11 pm)

Hello I'm Johnny Cash.
(Sat Aug 17, 2002 - 7:33:48 pm)

Decoy:
Nicely done, my friend.
(Sat Aug 17, 2002 - 8:04:20 pm)

:
I'm watching the UFO dvd's
(Sat Aug 17, 2002 - 8:34:40 pm)

Queenie:
my blood pressure is shockingly high but i don't really know what that means.
(Sun Aug 18, 2002 - 12:54:09 am)

theo:

Whitehouse mannequins..
(Sun Aug 18, 2002 - 3:30:58 am)

theo:
"George Bush inherited the strongest economy in the nation's history and the first federal budget surplus in a generation, and George Bush fumbled it away. Since he's taken office, 1.6 million Americans have lost their jobs, and the deficit has now climbed to $150 billion," said Democratic National Committee ( news - web sites) Chairman Terry McAuliffe.
(Sun Aug 18, 2002 - 3:32:18 am)

Decoy:
This man is insane, he has lost touch with the reference points of reality. My mother agrees with him. Cute, but plain insane. http://www.lonsberry.com/writings.cfm?story=966&go=4
(Sun Aug 18, 2002 - 9:28:14 am)

Decoy:
The way to fix your blood presure is to eat a sensible diet and stop smoking. High blood pressure means that your head could explode at any time.
(Sun Aug 18, 2002 - 9:57:23 am)

"Europe can kiss my ass"
(Sun Aug 18, 2002 - 11:48:03 am)

"Europe can kiss my ass"
(Sun Aug 18, 2002 - 11:48:20 am)

Heruka:
take 3 caffiene pills, do-doz type things. and eat 2 candy bars. that'll wake you up.
(Sun Aug 18, 2002 - 11:52:19 am)

Heruka:
I say that all the time. Nobody listens to me. Europe is no longer in the zone. they're scialists/commies. I hate them all. And if I wre the Prez. I'd drop a few bombs just to smack them around.
(Sun Aug 18, 2002 - 11:54:26 am)

Heruka:

(Sun Aug 18, 2002 - 12:07:14 pm)

Detlef Sping:
scialists? the worst kind.
(Sun Aug 18, 2002 - 1:48:45 pm)

(Sun Aug 18, 2002 - 3:32:32 pm)

Decoy:
I thought that was a photoshop phriday. Heh.
(Sun Aug 18, 2002 - 5:10:07 pm)

Heruka:
You know, Einstien couldn't spell worth a damn either.
(Sun Aug 18, 2002 - 5:49:52 pm)

Relatively speaking.
(Sun Aug 18, 2002 - 6:13:04 pm)

Heruia:
when I laugh my belly jiggleds like a fat hooker ona cold winters night. when reading the paper I firts go to the comics. there are some things that still mater you know.
(Sun Aug 18, 2002 - 7:22:43 pm)

Myk Murphy:
Good evening, folks. Tough game for the skins tonight. I went go-carting this weekend. Great fun.
(Sun Aug 18, 2002 - 9:40:01 pm)

Queenie:
I had a nervous breakdown but i'm ok now.
(Mon Aug 19, 2002 - 4:22:45 am)

Mrs Dr GB and Boo:
Morning all. We're off shopping now. This malarkey is great. Can't believe I spent all those years working.
(Mon Aug 19, 2002 - 4:32:35 am)

The Management :
Women, You have to hire them, but you can't make them work.
(Mon Aug 19, 2002 - 7:25:00 am)

Myk Murphy:
Good morning, proud mothers and avid consumers. I think the doctor has the right idea. Has beardie gone bankrupt just yet?
(Mon Aug 19, 2002 - 7:35:27 am)