Cushca:
Cambridge?
(Mon Jan 10, 2000 - 10:51:50 am)

Chewing Wax:
Yes
(Mon Jan 10, 2000 - 10:52:17 am)

Myk Murphy:
how very forward of her. i think it's a wonderful idea. enjoy your education there, wax.
(Mon Jan 10, 2000 - 10:58:17 am)

(Mon Jan 10, 2000 - 11:10:47 am)

Dr GB:
Sweet Lord help me. I have "Northern Star" in my head.
(Mon Jan 10, 2000 - 11:26:47 am)

Sleepy:

What a vast array of desk calendars you have in the US.
(Mon Jan 10, 2000 - 11:39:41 am)

Myk Murphy:
yes, our info-laden desk calendars are considered "continuing education" and are distributed by employers, who in turn receive a healthy tax benefit.
(Mon Jan 10, 2000 - 11:55:33 am)

Sleepy:
I find that you can't go wrong with a Far Side calendar. Which one do you have?
(Mon Jan 10, 2000 - 11:57:37 am)

Sleepy:
'Inspirations'?
(Mon Jan 10, 2000 - 11:57:55 am)

Myk Murphy:
heh heh, i used to get Far Side calendars quite regularly. i don't use them now. i'm a slave to my day-planner notebook thing, so i don't want anything else like that on my desk. which do YOU use?
(Mon Jan 10, 2000 - 11:59:36 am)

Sleepy:
... The Far Side... This one really exists:- "The 365 Kittens a Year Calendar 2000 : A Picture-A-Day Calendar With an Extra Kitten for Leap Year">
(Mon Jan 10, 2000 - 12:00:35 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Extra kitten
(Mon Jan 10, 2000 - 12:04:16 pm)

Sleepy:
I also have to confess that for the princely reduced sum of Ł2.24, I also have the If Life Is A Game, These Are The Rules calendar. Which is marvellous! Ha ha ha. Really.
(Mon Jan 10, 2000 - 12:05:04 pm)

Cushca:
I have no calendar. I still have last year's calendar stand though. I have replaced last year's calendar with a photo of my nan's friend. She has a wig which looks very much like a very, very large black cat straddling her head.
(Mon Jan 10, 2000 - 12:07:13 pm)

Cushca:
And she swears it is natural.
(Mon Jan 10, 2000 - 12:08:27 pm)

Myk Murphy:
that's where the extra kitten goes: on top of nan's friend's head.
(Mon Jan 10, 2000 - 12:09:02 pm)

Cushca:
It doesn't look like a kitten. It looks like a tranquilized panther.
(Mon Jan 10, 2000 - 12:09:58 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Listen! Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power is derived from a mandate from the masses, not some farcical aquatic ceremony. You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you. I mean, if I went around saying I was emperor, just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away.
(Mon Jan 10, 2000 - 12:10:10 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Oops
(Mon Jan 10, 2000 - 12:10:40 pm)

Sleepy:
?
(Mon Jan 10, 2000 - 12:11:16 pm)

Chewing Wax:
I take it all back. It's just... I'm having trouble coping really. But I'll be alright. Right as rain in no time.
(Mon Jan 10, 2000 - 12:11:57 pm)

Cushca:
Have a lie down dear.
(Mon Jan 10, 2000 - 12:15:09 pm)

Myk Murphy:
i can't begin to tally up that series of offenses, wax.
(Mon Jan 10, 2000 - 12:18:27 pm)

Chewing Wax:
in no time.
(Mon Jan 10, 2000 - 12:28:40 pm)

Decoy:
I almost suspect a false Wax, but I happen to know he just got the DVD. Doom and gloom. Go and change your armor.
(Mon Jan 10, 2000 - 12:44:07 pm)

Myk Murphy:
i was quite pleased when i got that DVD, too. by the way, decoy, regarding my DVD problem... well... i did some research, and it appears that my Sony 330 DVD player is quite prone to lip-synch issues. i'm going to try to trade it in for a newer one, since later firmware has fixed things. so i hear.
(Mon Jan 10, 2000 - 12:45:57 pm)

Chewing Wax:
I don't have the DVD yet. It's being shipped. I hope to get it no later then Wednesday. In no time.
(Mon Jan 10, 2000 - 12:47:22 pm)

Decoy:
That's a relief. I was beginning to question the whole technology. I'm still waiting until the DVD-Audio players are out.
(Mon Jan 10, 2000 - 12:49:12 pm)

Cushca:
Apparently, there is a direct correlation between American men with DVD's and those who have no penis.
(Mon Jan 10, 2000 - 12:49:31 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Yeh. Come over here tits and I'll disprove your theory.
(Mon Jan 10, 2000 - 12:50:28 pm)

Myk Murphy:
i don't know where she gets her information, but i think it's erroneous.
(Mon Jan 10, 2000 - 12:51:09 pm)

Decoy:
I love you too, Cushca.
(Mon Jan 10, 2000 - 12:55:14 pm)

Cushca:
Except Heruka.
(Mon Jan 10, 2000 - 12:57:24 pm)