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Cushca:
I don't understand.
(Fri Apr 14, 2000 - 10:43:29 am)

Chewing Wax:
none of us do. The tax code is over 4000 pages long.
(Fri Apr 14, 2000 - 10:44:02 am)

Sleepy:
We are safe in England.
(Fri Apr 14, 2000 - 10:44:18 am)

Chewing Wax:
hello
(Fri Apr 14, 2000 - 10:45:00 am)

Decoy:
Fucking taxes. Basically, they reconcile your account and collect the difference on April 15.
(Fri Apr 14, 2000 - 10:48:48 am)

Chewing Wax:
To learn more about the U.S. Income Tax system, please consult the following website:
http://www.irs.gov/
(Fri Apr 14, 2000 - 10:48:58 am)

Chewing Wax:

(Fri Apr 14, 2000 - 10:49:40 am)

Sleepy:
Can you pay people to work it out for you? That's the option I'd choose, if so.
(Fri Apr 14, 2000 - 10:49:44 am)

Chewing Wax:
Yes. You can.
(Fri Apr 14, 2000 - 10:50:17 am)

Chewing Wax:
Acountants
(Fri Apr 14, 2000 - 10:50:51 am)

Decoy:
Chartered Public Accountants.
(Fri Apr 14, 2000 - 10:54:20 am)

Decoy:
Certified Public Accountants. Which is it?
(Fri Apr 14, 2000 - 10:54:41 am)

Chewing Wax:
Certified I think.
(Fri Apr 14, 2000 - 10:55:10 am)

Chewing Wax:
evil little men and women
(Fri Apr 14, 2000 - 10:55:28 am)

Dr GB:
The type of person you wish to get trapped by at a party.
(Fri Apr 14, 2000 - 11:04:20 am)

Chewing Wax:
Remember Rick Moranis' character in Ghost Busters?
(Fri Apr 14, 2000 - 11:05:21 am)

Sleepy:
Ha. Yes I do remember. I want to watch that now. "So, she's a dog".
(Fri Apr 14, 2000 - 11:06:17 am)

Chewing Wax:
It's the Stay Puff Marshmellow Man
(Fri Apr 14, 2000 - 11:06:55 am)

Chewing Wax:
Stay Puffed?
(Fri Apr 14, 2000 - 11:07:23 am)

Decoy:
Stay Puf'd.
(Fri Apr 14, 2000 - 11:09:32 am)

Sleepy:
Did you finish the Harry Potter book, CW?
(Fri Apr 14, 2000 - 11:17:54 am)

Chewing Wax:
Not yet. The first years have just been sorted into their respective houses by the singing hat.
(Fri Apr 14, 2000 - 11:18:52 am)

Decoy:
I read Beatrice Potter to my daughters.
(Fri Apr 14, 2000 - 11:21:24 am)

Chewing Wax:
It's a little long, but I found this part of a collum about the New York State Senate race very funny, and now, topical:

One of the ways you can tell whether a New York City politician is really committed to running for higher office is by his or her willingness to campaign upstate. Those of us who live in the metropolitan area and are particularly shallow tend to regard upstate as a combination of half-empty strip malls and attractive but hard-to-reach scenery.

Hillary Clinton, who has not lived here long enough to absorb local prejudices, really likes it up there. "Last week I was in Binghamton and Rochester and Corning and Albany, and I'm back in Albany today. I'll be back in Buffalo tomorrow," she said brightly this week. (For those of you who read the Harry Potter books, Mrs. Clinton as a candidate is Hermione Granger. She wants to sign up for all the courses, and if there's a scheduling conflict, she'll replicate.)

There's no actual proof Mr. Giuliani is a downstate snob who hates driving three hours to have dinner at a place where the steak comes wrapped in cheese. But it is an absolute fact that his associates have found it almost impossible to drag him up north.
(Fri Apr 14, 2000 - 11:22:31 am)


Dr GB:
Steak wrapped in cheese?
(Fri Apr 14, 2000 - 11:23:22 am)

Chewing Wax:
Two points for Decoy's Ol'e switcharoo
(Fri Apr 14, 2000 - 11:24:06 am)

Decoy:
I feel so provincial.
(Fri Apr 14, 2000 - 11:30:49 am)

Chewing Wax:
The real insult is lumping Rochester and Buffalo in with Corning, Binghamton, Syracuse and Utica.
(Fri Apr 14, 2000 - 11:33:45 am)

Decoy:
That's what I'm on about.
(Fri Apr 14, 2000 - 11:38:28 am)

Chewing Wax:
If only people would listen
(Fri Apr 14, 2000 - 11:39:14 am)

Sleepy:
The book gets more and more wonderful. The ending is great.
(Fri Apr 14, 2000 - 11:56:12 am)

Sleepy:
I'm also reading a philosophy book. Cough.
(Fri Apr 14, 2000 - 11:56:29 am)

Chewing Wax:
Oh yes?
(Fri Apr 14, 2000 - 11:57:36 am)