3275
Chewing Wax:
Classic
(Wed Aug 14, 2002 - 2:30:02 pm)
:
(Wed Aug 14, 2002 - 2:30:09 pm)
Queenie:
I was pretty little, and I remember sitting there doing crafts, making leather bracelets with those leather stamp thingies, and one of the ladies there came up to me and said, "Joni... have you accepted jesus christ into your heart as your lord and savior?" and I was like, "What? I'm making a bracelet". Anyway I didn't know what the hell she was talking about so the other lady rushed over and they started pressuring me like I was some sort of heathen about to be consumed by the fires of hell or something. Like there was this sense of real urgency about it, and it felt so uncomfortable and weird to me, I mean who the hell were these women and from what did they think I needed "saving"?? Anyway all the other kids were gathered around and I was terrified, and they were going "Do you accept jesus christ into your heart? Do you? DO YOU? YOU BETTER!!" and finally I just said, "YES!" so they would shut up so they held my hands and prayed at it was the most fucked up experience of my young life.
(Wed Aug 14, 2002 - 2:31:16 pm)
:
(Wed Aug 14, 2002 - 2:31:28 pm)
EaTrom:
this man knows who stole your car bela, his name is Vic Amuso he's not funny however in a humorous way. I must go now and track down Osama Bin Laden. Good day and keep you hat on.
(Wed Aug 14, 2002 - 2:34:12 pm)
Stewart Blimey:
I've accepted Jesus Christ into my hear as my lord and savior and I feel great!
(Wed Aug 14, 2002 - 2:34:37 pm)
Detlef Sping:
Into your ear?
(Wed Aug 14, 2002 - 2:35:31 pm)
Stewart Blimey:
Not my ear. Right up my ass. They said that's the way it had to be!
(Wed Aug 14, 2002 - 2:36:22 pm)
Queenie:
I can't remember the name of the puppet.
(Wed Aug 14, 2002 - 2:36:26 pm)
bela:
hair.
(Wed Aug 14, 2002 - 2:36:38 pm)
Stewart Blimey:
I mean heart
(Wed Aug 14, 2002 - 2:36:39 pm)
Queenie:
come on, it wasn't a catholic camp.
(Wed Aug 14, 2002 - 2:36:39 pm)
Detlef Sping:
Why would you want Jesus in your ear? That's insane.
(Wed Aug 14, 2002 - 2:37:09 pm)
bela:
My summer camp was fun. I've had too many snacks today. I have a show tonight.
(Wed Aug 14, 2002 - 2:37:30 pm)
Detlef Sping:
That would be even worse.
(Wed Aug 14, 2002 - 2:37:54 pm)
Detlef Sping:
What are you eating?
(Wed Aug 14, 2002 - 2:38:19 pm)
:
NOTHING I'M eating NOTHING and I can prove it.
(Wed Aug 14, 2002 - 2:39:58 pm)
:
Water
(Wed Aug 14, 2002 - 2:40:12 pm)
Detlef Sping:
Hmmm
(Wed Aug 14, 2002 - 2:40:18 pm)
bela:
I had some chocolate cookies, some Hershey's Nuggets and some animal crackers but I think I'm done.
(Wed Aug 14, 2002 - 2:40:52 pm)
Detlef Sping:
Restaurace.
(Wed Aug 14, 2002 - 2:40:53 pm)
Detlef Sping:
Well balanced snackage.
(Wed Aug 14, 2002 - 2:41:24 pm)
bela:
Its sad, they've put so much money rebuilding Dresden making it all nice and now poof. The bridges in Praha won't hold up either. All the restoration - done with. Its sad.
(Wed Aug 14, 2002 - 2:41:48 pm)
Detlef Sping:
Dresden, if it's not fire, it's water.
(Wed Aug 14, 2002 - 2:42:53 pm)
:
Hello Chili? I think they're on to me. lose the mitt.
(Wed Aug 14, 2002 - 2:45:31 pm)
:
Head wound? what headwound?
(Wed Aug 14, 2002 - 2:48:11 pm)
:
The story of Billy Pilgrim is the story of Kurt Vonnegut who was captured and survived the firestorm in which 135,000 German civilians perished, more than the number of deaths in the bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki combined. Robert Scholes sums up the theme of Slaughterhouse Five in the New York Times Book Review, writing: 'Be kind. Don't hurt. Death is coming for all of us anyway, and it is better to be Lot's wife looking back through salty eyes than the Deity that destroyed those cities of the plain in order to save them
(Wed Aug 14, 2002 - 2:48:26 pm)
bela:
I'm glad my Franco wasn't sitting in the car. I would be insane with saddness to lose my little cuddle bug. Did I mention that while I was on vacation that little bastard got an infected anal gland and it burst and I had to take him to the vet. It was so sad, the tech was holding him and the vet cut the hole bigger - the whole in the wound so it would drain and he was screaming and when they were done and the vet tech, Chris, let him go he ran over to me and threw himself in my arms going crazy. The vet said, wow, he really likes you. I said hes my little buddy.
(Wed Aug 14, 2002 - 2:50:14 pm)
Chewing Wax:
That's a great story
(Wed Aug 14, 2002 - 2:57:17 pm)
Detlef Sping:
How did he get an infected anal gland? I need to put on my trousers.
(Wed Aug 14, 2002 - 2:59:35 pm)
Detlef Sping:
The sign at Futz Diner said "no pants, No service"
(Wed Aug 14, 2002 - 3:02:04 pm)
Chewing Wax:
No pants no chowder?
(Wed Aug 14, 2002 - 3:02:18 pm)
Detlef Sping:
Bastards.
(Wed Aug 14, 2002 - 3:02:26 pm)