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Queenie:
I opened my email to find five spam waiting for me: multiply your sex appeal, repair your credit online, your time is running out for the biggest upgrade ever, reverse aging 10 to 20 years, clean the intestine. Damn, am I really in that bad of shape? Why don' t I just go kill myself right now?!?
(Tue Aug 13, 2002 - 3:28:01 am)

Decoy:
Why not reply to the spam and get your shit together?
(Tue Aug 13, 2002 - 8:12:24 am)

Decoy:
Good morning to my friends, Carl Sagan's frozen corpse, and my anonymous moron pal.
(Tue Aug 13, 2002 - 8:14:40 am)

Decoy:
Yeah, so at least type in a name/handle next time. It really will lend an extra sense of creedence to your arguments.
(Tue Aug 13, 2002 - 8:16:50 am)

Chewing Wax:
Screw this.
(Tue Aug 13, 2002 - 8:23:44 am)

My God, it's full of mustard
(Tue Aug 13, 2002 - 8:32:28 am)

Decoy:
Whoa? What's up, Wax?
(Tue Aug 13, 2002 - 8:32:33 am)

(Tue Aug 13, 2002 - 8:32:44 am)

Decoy:
My God, its full if bananna creme.
(Tue Aug 13, 2002 - 8:33:27 am)

JUUUST a little outside :

NEW DELHI, India -- Indian space scientists believe the moon is within reach for the country's space program and expect to launch an unmanned lunar probe within five years, reports say.
(Tue Aug 13, 2002 - 8:35:55 am)

Myk Murphy:
Good morning, scotland. I can't get enough of scotland. I hope it doesn't slide into the sea.
(Tue Aug 13, 2002 - 8:57:11 am)

Chewing Wax:
Check it out
(Tue Aug 13, 2002 - 9:25:25 am)

inexplicably, the Indian government is absolutely positive that the moon is made almost entirely out of vindaloo seasoning. "It's delicious and fiery hot!" Ujjawala Raut, head of the Indian Space Administration (ISA) said enthusiastically between mouthfulls of curried onion.
(Tue Aug 13, 2002 - 9:31:54 am)

preeti:

Hello
(Tue Aug 13, 2002 - 9:37:43 am)

bela:
My sister's boyfriend had an Indian neighbor and his name was Parakeet. They thought that was hilarious.
(Tue Aug 13, 2002 - 9:42:00 am)

(Tue Aug 13, 2002 - 9:42:10 am)

bela:
Or Para keet.
(Tue Aug 13, 2002 - 9:42:20 am)

Chewing Wax:
Hello chicklet
(Tue Aug 13, 2002 - 9:42:38 am)

bela:
Hi.
(Tue Aug 13, 2002 - 9:43:33 am)

bela:
Amy Sedaris has been on Sex And They City the last two episodes.
(Tue Aug 13, 2002 - 9:44:16 am)

Chewing Wax:
Which one is she?
(Tue Aug 13, 2002 - 9:45:30 am)

Chewing Wax:
She must be one of the publisher women eh?
(Tue Aug 13, 2002 - 9:47:27 am)

Chewing Wax:
Not that I watch that stupid show
(Tue Aug 13, 2002 - 9:47:56 am)

bela:
What, you can like it, Tom watches it.
(Tue Aug 13, 2002 - 9:57:07 am)

(Tue Aug 13, 2002 - 9:59:59 am)

Myk Murphy:
"vindaloo moon" would make a wonderful name for an indian restaurant.
(Tue Aug 13, 2002 - 10:01:27 am)

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(Tue Aug 13, 2002 - 10:23:09 am)

Chewing Wax:
You never know what's going to bust the lounge
(Tue Aug 13, 2002 - 11:44:07 am)

News from Hell:
Mr. Dung, a relatively well-off dark coffee whorehouse regular who refused to give his first name in order to protect his rented, coffee guzzling girlfriend. Although they're highly popular, dark coffees whorehouses are hardly accepted. It doesn't help that although the majority of the forni-cafés are couples-only, the term also refers to places where a single man can have a rented caffeine bug-eyed "girlfriend" supplied to him. Even women with long-term boyfriends almost never admit going until they their HIV test back. Some refuse to go at all, and eventually explode.
(Tue Aug 13, 2002 - 11:44:37 am)

Chewing Wax:
It's true
(Tue Aug 13, 2002 - 11:52:04 am)

bela:
Ha! Some woman found our car in Queens.
(Tue Aug 13, 2002 - 11:59:49 am)

Chewing Wax:
She found it?
(Tue Aug 13, 2002 - 12:00:16 pm)