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I'd like to donate my services
(Thu Apr 13, 2000 - 12:05:58 pm)

Myk Murphy:
i pledge to offer knowledge of where to get bus tickets while in the glasgow airport.
(Thu Apr 13, 2000 - 12:07:13 pm)

I would like to donate the painted sheep
(Thu Apr 13, 2000 - 12:14:54 pm)

Myk Murphy:
i love those hats. if there were pimps in the elizabethan era, i'm sure they had hats like this. did their horse-drawn wagons have lowered suspension and gold rims?
(Thu Apr 13, 2000 - 12:36:19 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Sheep hats?
(Thu Apr 13, 2000 - 12:48:37 pm)

Sleepy:
Goodnight.
(Thu Apr 13, 2000 - 1:08:53 pm)

Myk Murphy:
no no, not sheep hats, silly. goodnight, sleepy!
(Thu Apr 13, 2000 - 1:13:45 pm)

Cushca:
Goodnight, simple pawns in my masterplan.
(Thu Apr 13, 2000 - 1:24:14 pm)

Decoy:
Goodnight mistress.
(Thu Apr 13, 2000 - 2:12:00 pm)

Myk Murphy:
at least i'm a part of a masterplan. i've felt so aimless until now.
(Thu Apr 13, 2000 - 2:32:23 pm)

Chewing Wax:
I need to relax
(Thu Apr 13, 2000 - 3:00:07 pm)

Myk Murphy:
good call, wax. i've been relaxing a bit... i have a busy day tomorrow. you won't see much of me here, i can tell you.
(Thu Apr 13, 2000 - 3:17:23 pm)

Chewing Wax:
I'll miss you
(Thu Apr 13, 2000 - 3:26:24 pm)

Dr GB:
Evening. Time for apple crumble and strawberry ice cream. Bye.
(Thu Apr 13, 2000 - 3:55:56 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Hello goodbye
(Thu Apr 13, 2000 - 4:03:22 pm)

Chipfoot Expedition:

I seem to have run out of clampons. send some quickly.
(Thu Apr 13, 2000 - 4:43:59 pm)

Chipfoot Expedition:

Evidence of Chipfoot abounds.
(Thu Apr 13, 2000 - 4:50:57 pm)

Russell:
Hold on old sport. We're shipping them right now. You should have them in two shakes.
(Thu Apr 13, 2000 - 4:51:28 pm)

Russell:

(Thu Apr 13, 2000 - 4:51:48 pm)

Night falls as the Chipfoot expedition concientiously waits for the Crampon-Clampons to arrive.
(Thu Apr 13, 2000 - 5:30:16 pm)

Dr.Shmeiner:

..Meanwhile in the burn ward, a disoriented postal worker comes out of a coma...
(Thu Apr 13, 2000 - 5:39:23 pm)

Eric Crampon:
I was actually the first man to successfully climb the north face of the Uxbridge Road.
(Thu Apr 13, 2000 - 9:28:09 pm)

Eric Crampon:
I pledge my pixie hat, which was used in the ascent.
(Thu Apr 13, 2000 - 9:29:47 pm)

Myk Murphy:
i forgot to mention one amusing fact from last night's show: the guy performing right before us played a theremin! it was a scream. gotta sleep now.
(Thu Apr 13, 2000 - 10:17:44 pm)

Dr GB:
I have to say, I wouldn't know a theremin if it came up and styled my hair.
(Fri Apr 14, 2000 - 5:42:04 am)

Lydia:

I didn't know what a theremin was and look what happened to me.
(Fri Apr 14, 2000 - 6:34:52 am)

Cushca:
Afternoon bastards.
(Fri Apr 14, 2000 - 8:09:52 am)

Decoy:
'Morning taxpayers.
(Fri Apr 14, 2000 - 8:54:15 am)

Decoy:
Hi Cushca, did you put the whammy on ony one today?

whammy • \WHAM-ee\ • (noun)
1 a : a supernatural power bringing bad luck b : a magic curse or spell
*2 : a potent force or attack; specifically : a paralyzing or lethal blow
(Fri Apr 14, 2000 - 8:58:18 am)

Chewing Wax:
Taxes?
(Fri Apr 14, 2000 - 9:09:43 am)

Cushca:
Lethal blow. I like that.
(Fri Apr 14, 2000 - 9:19:50 am)

Chewing Wax:
It really is more then my jobs worth to talk to these people on the phone.
(Fri Apr 14, 2000 - 9:48:27 am)

Decoy:
Actually, since the 15th is Saturday, I think they are due on Monday.
(Fri Apr 14, 2000 - 9:53:21 am)