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Detlef Sping:
Chow
(Wed Jul 24, 2002 - 5:15:18 pm)

Gleanie:

I'm hungry.
(Wed Jul 24, 2002 - 5:28:08 pm)

News, as it hurtles toward you:
LONDON (Reuters) - A massive asteroid could hit Earth in just 17 years' time, destroying life as we know it, a British space expert said Wednesday. The asteroid -- the most threatening object ever detected in space -- is two km (1.2 miles) wide and apparently on a direct collision course with Earth. "Objects of this size only hit the Earth every one or two million years, so that's some comfort" said Dr. Benny Peiser, an asteroid expert at Liverpool John Moore's University in northern England. "In the worst case scenario, a disaster of this size would be global in its extent, would create a meltdown of our economic and social life, and would reduce us to dark age conditions," he told Reuters.
(Wed Jul 24, 2002 - 5:36:22 pm)

News, as it hurtles toward you:
Their calculations show it could hit the earth on February 1, 2019.
(Wed Jul 24, 2002 - 5:37:50 pm)

Queenie:
damn, what's the best case scenario?
(Wed Jul 24, 2002 - 7:53:21 pm)

:
It misses by millions of miles
(Wed Jul 24, 2002 - 8:42:13 pm)

"The threat is very minimal," Donald Mordacious , of NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory in Pasadena, California, told British Broadcasting Corp. radio. "An object of this size would be expected to hit the Earth every few million years, and as we get additional data I think this threat will go away. Now if you don't mind, I have some stock piling and digging to do."
(Wed Jul 24, 2002 - 8:45:33 pm)

Myk Murphy:
Looting at the wtc? I concur: urban legend. What loot, anyway? Here's a good legend: we tell everyone that al qaeda is behind the asteroid attack of 2019.
(Wed Jul 24, 2002 - 10:54:39 pm)

Heruka:
Somehow I don't see a studio apartment going for $2k in Harlem. Or Brooklyn. Or the Bronx. Or Queens.
(Wed Jul 24, 2002 - 11:36:02 pm)

Heruka:
Those idiots at NASA on elsewhere make up these stories about meteorites hitting earth every now and then to justify them spending five bazillion dollars on experiments to see whether if goldfish fuck in space or not. And morons buy this bunk wholesale. British space expert? Yeah, I'll take that seriously.
(Wed Jul 24, 2002 - 11:41:58 pm)

(Thu Jul 25, 2002 - 12:45:28 am)

Them's pigs is some mighty fine vittles.
(Thu Jul 25, 2002 - 2:16:05 am)

Queenie:
I spent the evening editing on a macintosh. imagine.
(Thu Jul 25, 2002 - 6:51:14 am)

Cushca:
This is fucking irritating. I want to go outside and smoke, but I can't do it until the poxy temp gets back.
(Thu Jul 25, 2002 - 8:33:53 am)

Cushca:
Is she fucking crawling to the shops? How long can it take?
(Thu Jul 25, 2002 - 8:41:45 am)

Cushca:
Now she's really taking the piss.
(Thu Jul 25, 2002 - 8:45:05 am)

Cushca:
I can fire her you know. There's always that, I suppose.
(Thu Jul 25, 2002 - 8:45:20 am)

Chewing Wax:
Do it!
(Thu Jul 25, 2002 - 9:04:21 am)

Chewing Wax:
No don't. It's Christmas and all.
(Thu Jul 25, 2002 - 9:04:31 am)

Cushca:
You're right. Hey ho.
(Thu Jul 25, 2002 - 9:08:07 am)

Chewing Wax:
Hey ho. I blew off going to Toronto last night. He has to come to Buffalo or Rochester. That's my final stand.
(Thu Jul 25, 2002 - 9:30:15 am)

:
pussy.
(Thu Jul 25, 2002 - 9:37:31 am)

Chewing Wax:
Shut up fuck face
(Thu Jul 25, 2002 - 9:38:18 am)

Chewing Wax:
They were having that Catholic Youth thing. The wait at the bridges was over an hour.
(Thu Jul 25, 2002 - 9:39:01 am)

Detlef Sping:
With the dancing and the waving and the praying.
(Thu Jul 25, 2002 - 9:41:59 am)

Detlef Sping:
And the pope at Tim Hortons.
(Thu Jul 25, 2002 - 9:43:20 am)

Chewing Wax:
Pope loves his Tim Bits
(Thu Jul 25, 2002 - 9:51:37 am)

Hey! wait a minute, that's not the pope!
(Thu Jul 25, 2002 - 9:53:25 am)

Years after his death, Mao's head still enjoys a swim.
(Thu Jul 25, 2002 - 9:54:46 am)

Crowds are kept well away as Mao's head bobs lazily in the sea.
(Thu Jul 25, 2002 - 9:56:24 am)

Meanwhile, in a pelvis in South Korea...
(Thu Jul 25, 2002 - 9:58:35 am)

Decoy:
Mao is truly in the people's paradise. Hi all.
(Thu Jul 25, 2002 - 9:58:49 am)

Decoy:
Mitosis
(Thu Jul 25, 2002 - 9:59:30 am)