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Queenie:
What's a mini-cooper?
(Mon Jul 1, 2002 - 12:48:49 pm)
Queenie:
Nothing fills me with rage like when the corner store runs out of half and half, and I'm stuck putting milk in my coffee. Milk! Pah.
(Mon Jul 1, 2002 - 12:49:10 pm)
Chewing Wax:
It's a little itty bitty car.
(Mon Jul 1, 2002 - 12:49:51 pm)
Chewing Wax:
half and half? Are you on a diet?
(Mon Jul 1, 2002 - 12:50:22 pm)
Queenie:
oooh, I'm in! Provided it's not too bitty for me to fit into.
(Mon Jul 1, 2002 - 12:50:22 pm)
Heruka:
1.6 liter, 163 horsepower. 
(Mon Jul 1, 2002 - 12:58:11 pm)
Chewing Wax:
That's a lot of power for the itty bitty car. You'd be doomed.
(Mon Jul 1, 2002 - 1:00:23 pm)
Queenie:
Looks foreign, where's it from?
(Mon Jul 1, 2002 - 1:01:51 pm)
Myk Murphy:
I'm checking back in to see if the pregnant english bird got her coffee. And to say hello, of course. Hello!
(Mon Jul 1, 2002 - 1:07:17 pm)
Heruka:
England. There's a version not available in the US that puts out over 200hp. It's not really that small. It's 13 feet long. Amost 3 feet longer than the original. It's surprisingly roomy. There's a dealership about a fourth of a mile down the road from me. I stop by and there's only the standard ones left unsoldaiting till there's a Cooper-S available for test drive. They've got about a half dozen there now, but only one not sold.
(Mon Jul 1, 2002 - 1:08:48 pm)
Heruka:
I'm waiting. Goofy thing.
(Mon Jul 1, 2002 - 1:10:34 pm)
Myk Murphy:
The mini website is really nice. You have to buy the cooper s for the big zoom.
(Mon Jul 1, 2002 - 1:11:51 pm)
Detlef Sping:
Built by Bavarians, based on an English design with attention to all the wrong details.
(Mon Jul 1, 2002 - 1:13:39 pm)
Detlef Sping:
Salami? that's insane what child would want a garlic smelling toy stuck in their gullet? I'm trying a new venture, Kinder surprise condoms.
(Mon Jul 1, 2002 - 1:16:05 pm)
Detlef Sping:
no gullets to worry about.
(Mon Jul 1, 2002 - 1:16:41 pm)
Detlef Sping:
Hmm just a minute..
(Mon Jul 1, 2002 - 1:17:05 pm)
Chewing Wax:
Have you gone insane?
(Mon Jul 1, 2002 - 1:17:39 pm)
Heruka:
condoms faulty by desogn? now that would be a surprise.
(Mon Jul 1, 2002 - 1:18:02 pm)
Chewing Wax:
boing
(Mon Jul 1, 2002 - 1:18:16 pm)
Detlef Sping:
Years ago. but I got a great deal on taiwanese condoms., and the Arab guy didn't want the kinder toys for some reason, so it's a natural.
(Mon Jul 1, 2002 - 1:20:06 pm)
Decoy:
What the ... condom ... Arab suprise ... wha?
(Mon Jul 1, 2002 - 1:21:10 pm)
Decoy:
So, you put a toy in each condom. A person unwraps it ... and then what?
(Mon Jul 1, 2002 - 1:22:06 pm)
Chewing Wax:
It's a long story. With a snappy ending.
(Mon Jul 1, 2002 - 1:22:07 pm)
Decoy:
Snappy?
(Mon Jul 1, 2002 - 1:22:50 pm)
Heruka:
Can someone be so kind as to hit me on the back of the head with a heavy object? I think I want to start a new life with a clean slate.
(Mon Jul 1, 2002 - 1:23:37 pm)
Chewing Wax:
Nah.
(Mon Jul 1, 2002 - 1:24:33 pm)
Decoy:
It doesn't work. Take my word for it.
(Mon Jul 1, 2002 - 1:27:26 pm)
Heruka:
I'm a desperate man with few options left. This could get ugly.
(Mon Jul 1, 2002 - 1:28:00 pm)
Chewing Wax:
Do I want to go to this lame ass Indians vs Bisons exhibition game tonight?
(Mon Jul 1, 2002 - 1:29:55 pm)
Chewing Wax:
Honestly I don't think I do.
(Mon Jul 1, 2002 - 1:30:10 pm)
Heruka:
Sure you do. Wouldn't you like to watch the Bisons beat the Indians?
(Mon Jul 1, 2002 - 1:32:44 pm)
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(Mon Jul 1, 2002 - 1:33:29 pm)
Heruka:
Is it me or is this funny?:"We had fireworks at Kingston on the Hudson last night. Great show from the T33 cockpit at the dock...BUT in addition to every PP sighted there were a batch of kayakers, most without lights, crawling all over. One guy stealthed to our boat and had a good gawk at my lady...right under my bloody eyes. I was going to test my flare gun anyway. I was surprised some of those guys didn't get swamped by a drunken PP operator. They also seemed to ignore rights of way. Oh well it was a nice night anyway. "
(Mon Jul 1, 2002 - 1:33:49 pm)