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Let me try:
Two midgets were walking down the street and one was assaulted...midget
(Tue Jun 25, 2002 - 3:33:24 pm)

Decoy:
Hah!
(Tue Jun 25, 2002 - 3:33:33 pm)

Detlef Sping:
Small midget medium that is a bit large, walking around.
(Tue Jun 25, 2002 - 3:34:06 pm)

Detlef Sping:
hmmm.
(Tue Jun 25, 2002 - 3:34:46 pm)

Decoy:
A family of midgets were walking down the street and the baby midget kept falling behind and finally got run over by a bus, and the father midget yelled back to him, "Hey, ketchup!"
(Tue Jun 25, 2002 - 3:35:10 pm)

Detlef Sping:
the baby midget.
(Tue Jun 25, 2002 - 3:35:43 pm)

Detlef Sping:
was his name Heinz?
(Tue Jun 25, 2002 - 3:36:19 pm)

Decoy:
Herr: My Midget has no nose.
Frau: How does he smell?
Herr: Fair to middlin'.
(Tue Jun 25, 2002 - 3:37:13 pm)

Chewing Wax:
That's just the Uma Thruman joke from Pulp Fiction with the word tomato crossed out and midget written in in crayon.
(Tue Jun 25, 2002 - 3:37:38 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Thurman
(Tue Jun 25, 2002 - 3:38:09 pm)

Detlef Sping:
Pulp Friction
(Tue Jun 25, 2002 - 3:38:30 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Q:Why did the midget fall out of the tree?
A:Because it was dead
(Tue Jun 25, 2002 - 3:39:05 pm)

Decoy:
New and improved:
A family of German midgets were walking down the street and the baby midget kept falling behind and finally got run over by a trolley just as just as the father midget yelled back to him, "Hienz, ketchup!"
(Tue Jun 25, 2002 - 3:39:17 pm)

Detlef Sping:
The crow dropped it?
(Tue Jun 25, 2002 - 3:39:46 pm)

Decoy:
I think we have a violation, Wax.
(Tue Jun 25, 2002 - 3:39:54 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Now that's a midget joke!
(Tue Jun 25, 2002 - 3:40:09 pm)

Detlef Sping:
That is a midget joke and a half.
(Tue Jun 25, 2002 - 3:41:30 pm)

Decoy:
The man from the midget detector van told me that one.
(Tue Jun 25, 2002 - 3:43:48 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Eric the half a midget
(Tue Jun 25, 2002 - 3:44:31 pm)

You asked for it:
Q: Why did the midget die?
A: Because I cut his fucking throat open.
(Tue Jun 25, 2002 - 3:44:51 pm)

Decoy:
Indeed. You don't need a license for a midget.
(Tue Jun 25, 2002 - 3:44:58 pm)

Chewing Wax:
What's this then?
(Tue Jun 25, 2002 - 3:45:14 pm)

Detlef Sping:
Housinj.
(Tue Jun 25, 2002 - 3:45:36 pm)

Decoy:
Q:What's black and white and red and goes round and round?
A: A Midget priest in a blender
(Tue Jun 25, 2002 - 3:45:44 pm)

Detlef Sping:
cut his fucking throat open?? what th..?
(Tue Jun 25, 2002 - 3:46:24 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Q: What's yellow and screams?
A: school bus full of midgets going over a cliff.
(Tue Jun 25, 2002 - 3:46:25 pm)

Decoy:
Ok Ok Ok. That's enough. I'm going to make sure no one stole any of my pool water. Ladder lads.
(Tue Jun 25, 2002 - 3:46:46 pm)

Detlef Sping:
what th..?
(Tue Jun 25, 2002 - 3:47:30 pm)

Heruka:
I replaced some of the water with my own special liquid blend. You'll grow to like it.
(Tue Jun 25, 2002 - 3:48:00 pm)

Chewing Wax:
What's with you and the peeing? You have issues.
(Tue Jun 25, 2002 - 3:48:22 pm)

Detlef Sping:
You'll grow? midgets going over a cliff? special liquid? what th..?
(Tue Jun 25, 2002 - 3:50:05 pm)

Detlef Sping:
and the peeing?
(Tue Jun 25, 2002 - 3:50:30 pm)

Detlef Sping:
Jumbo shrimp.
(Tue Jun 25, 2002 - 3:52:21 pm)