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be on the look out for a pair of one long mannequin legs....shhhhhhhhh.
(Mon Apr 3, 2000 - 10:26:32 pm)
Decoy:
You know if they split up Microsoft, that Bill will become even richer? That poor man and his tortured life.
(Mon Apr 3, 2000 - 11:43:23 pm)
Decoy:
Quite a lagacy for the man who invented DOS.
(Mon Apr 3, 2000 - 11:45:05 pm)
:
hppy b-day dcoy.
(Tue Apr 4, 2000 - 12:17:29 am)
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lavation • \lay-VAY-shun\ • (noun) : the act or an instance of washing or cleansing Example sentence:Theo never felt ready to begin the day until after his morning lavation. Did you know?It sounds logical that you would perform a "lavation" in a "lavatory," doesn't it? And it is logical: both these words come from the Latin "lavare," meaning, appropriately, "to wash." English picked up a few other words from this root as well. In medicine, the therapeutic washing out of an organ is "lavage." There is also "lavabo" (in Latin, literally, "I shall wash") which in English can refer to a ceremony at Mass in which the celebrant washes his hands, to the basin used in this religious ceremony, or to other kinds of basins. Even the word "lavish," via a Middle French word for a downpour of rain, comes to us from "lavare." --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
(Tue Apr 4, 2000 - 12:20:34 am)
:
I want more whip cream with chocolate sprinkles....
(Tue Apr 4, 2000 - 2:11:24 am)
Chewing Wax:
Good morning Bill. That's not shaving cream on the legs. What kind of freak do you think I am? It's paper stuck onto it. Probably glued on and then ripped off to protect her privacy.
(Tue Apr 4, 2000 - 8:16:35 am)
Sleepy:
Hello.
(Tue Apr 4, 2000 - 8:50:53 am)
Geek version 2.0:
I've softened my image with these tiny little eyglasses
(Tue Apr 4, 2000 - 9:08:08 am)
Chewing Wax:
Hello.
(Tue Apr 4, 2000 - 9:12:40 am)
Chewing Wax:
How was Steven Wright?
(Tue Apr 4, 2000 - 9:12:53 am)
Sleepy:
He was very good thanks. He sang a very funny song about a kitten. He also mentioned the word mitten in his set. I could hardly breathe.
(Tue Apr 4, 2000 - 9:19:05 am)
Chewing Wax:
Wow. That's kind of frightening. It's like he knew you.
(Tue Apr 4, 2000 - 9:20:27 am)
Sleepy:
Yes. Yes it is.
(Tue Apr 4, 2000 - 9:20:54 am)
Myk Murphy:
yeah, a bit creepy. maybe everyone in london digs kittens and mittens, and he just knows his audience.
(Tue Apr 4, 2000 - 9:27:01 am)
Myk Murphy:
eric idle is coming to town in june to sing songs from the old MP days.
(Tue Apr 4, 2000 - 9:28:09 am)
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(Tue Apr 4, 2000 - 9:35:06 am)
Myk Murphy:
there's a diagram for everything, it seems!
(Tue Apr 4, 2000 - 9:40:30 am)
Chewing Wax:
I wondered what that hole was for
(Tue Apr 4, 2000 - 9:48:40 am)
Sleepy:
What are the legs resting on in your photograph? Is that carpet, a sofa or wallpaper?
(Tue Apr 4, 2000 - 9:53:59 am)
Chewing Wax:
Sofa.
(Tue Apr 4, 2000 - 9:55:21 am)
Sleepy:
Do you say couch or sofa, generally?
(Tue Apr 4, 2000 - 9:56:07 am)
Chewing Wax:
Couch
(Tue Apr 4, 2000 - 9:58:05 am)
Chewing Wax:
About 66% Couch, 32% sofa and 1% Divan.
(Tue Apr 4, 2000 - 10:00:00 am)
Myk Murphy:
yeah, we say couch about twice as much as sofa, as well.
(Tue Apr 4, 2000 - 10:03:00 am)
Chewing Wax:
Down there in Dixie
(Tue Apr 4, 2000 - 10:03:32 am)
:
Chesterfield.
(Tue Apr 4, 2000 - 10:19:31 am)
Cushca:
Afternoon bastards.
(Tue Apr 4, 2000 - 10:24:55 am)
Chewing Wax:
Afternoon Cushca.
(Tue Apr 4, 2000 - 10:28:04 am)
Chewing Wax:
Sorry folks. We heard some sort of boom and the power went out and we sort of didn't have any UPS.
(Tue Apr 4, 2000 - 11:12:39 am)
Chewing Wax:
I blame the solar storm myself.
(Tue Apr 4, 2000 - 11:13:15 am)
Decoy:
'Morning divested shareholders
(Tue Apr 4, 2000 - 11:14:32 am)
Chewing Wax:
Morning Decoy.
(Tue Apr 4, 2000 - 11:14:56 am)