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Cushca:
Happy birthday, old bastard.
(Mon Apr 3, 2000 - 12:02:49 pm)

Myk Murphy:
slow news day.
(Mon Apr 3, 2000 - 12:34:05 pm)

Chewing Wax:
It's the clowns. They've scared everyone away.
(Mon Apr 3, 2000 - 12:48:09 pm)

Sleepy:
I'm going to see Steven Wright. Isn't that exciting?
(Mon Apr 3, 2000 - 12:48:54 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Yes. Yes it is.
(Mon Apr 3, 2000 - 12:54:09 pm)

Chewing Wax:
I saw him back in 1985, before Myk was born. Does he have any new jokes?
(Mon Apr 3, 2000 - 12:56:40 pm)

Chewing Wax:
I get The Mets game on ESPN 2. BAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHAH AH AH AHA HAHAHAH.
(Mon Apr 3, 2000 - 12:59:47 pm)

Sleepy:
Goodnight.
(Mon Apr 3, 2000 - 1:02:59 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Goodnight
(Mon Apr 3, 2000 - 1:03:50 pm)

Chewing Wax:
I'm going into Joe's office to watch in color.
(Mon Apr 3, 2000 - 1:08:41 pm)

Myk Murphy:
enjoy mr wright, sleepy.
(Mon Apr 3, 2000 - 1:14:57 pm)

Decoy:
ESPN2 at work boss in Belgium bastard.
(Mon Apr 3, 2000 - 1:19:00 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Whoo hoo!
(Mon Apr 3, 2000 - 1:27:37 pm)

Decoy:
I got it on majorleaguebaseball.com, so there.
(Mon Apr 3, 2000 - 1:28:42 pm)

Chewing Wax:
You me you can hear Bob Murphy stuttering as the real player feed backs up?
(Mon Apr 3, 2000 - 1:31:07 pm)

Decoy:
Its smooth as RC Cola for me.
(Mon Apr 3, 2000 - 1:35:00 pm)

Chewing Wax:
That's happy news
(Mon Apr 3, 2000 - 1:36:56 pm)

Decoy:
WaVeWaVeWaVe
(Mon Apr 3, 2000 - 1:41:38 pm)

Chewing Wax:
it's like I'm there.
(Mon Apr 3, 2000 - 1:47:02 pm)

:
made entirely out of meat.
(Mon Apr 3, 2000 - 1:50:11 pm)

Chewing Wax:
It sounds crazy.
(Mon Apr 3, 2000 - 1:52:09 pm)

:
I know.
(Mon Apr 3, 2000 - 1:53:32 pm)

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(Mon Apr 3, 2000 - 1:59:54 pm)

Myk Murphy:
belgium? why belgium?
(Mon Apr 3, 2000 - 2:23:20 pm)

Chewing Wax:
They have friends doing time for Proctor and Gamble there or something.
(Mon Apr 3, 2000 - 2:28:38 pm)

:

Go Meats!
(Mon Apr 3, 2000 - 2:29:56 pm)

Chewing Wax:
He was safe by a freaking mile.
(Mon Apr 3, 2000 - 2:37:06 pm)

Decoy:
The fix is in.
(Mon Apr 3, 2000 - 2:55:23 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Whoo hoo!
(Mon Apr 3, 2000 - 2:57:54 pm)

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Look at them Ruskies go.
(Mon Apr 3, 2000 - 3:01:37 pm)

7th inning stretch:
Take me out to the ball game
Take me out to the crowd
Buy me some peanuts or Crackerjacks™
I don't care if I ever get back
Cause it's root, root, root for the Meats
If they don't win it's a shame
For it's One.. Two... Three strikes you're out
At the old ball game.
(Mon Apr 3, 2000 - 3:04:37 pm)

Decoy:
1st and third, nobody out.
(Mon Apr 3, 2000 - 3:06:57 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Left Hitchcock in there a little too long
(Mon Apr 3, 2000 - 3:12:50 pm)