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And So It Begins:
http://news1.iwon.com/article/id/243549|oddlyenough|06-13-2002::08:04|reuters.html
(Fri Jun 14, 2002 - 10:24:04 am)

Decoy:
Tiger Woods (-6). That's insane; eh, Sping?
(Fri Jun 14, 2002 - 10:29:02 am)

Chewing Wax:
He's good
(Fri Jun 14, 2002 - 10:29:37 am)

Decoy:
-4 on the first 4 holes the round. Yeah, that's good.
(Fri Jun 14, 2002 - 10:37:29 am)

Chewing Wax:
Is this on television. I want to watch.
(Fri Jun 14, 2002 - 10:38:58 am)

Decoy:
-3, actually.
(Fri Jun 14, 2002 - 10:39:30 am)

Decoy:
It was on replay on ESPN last night. Try that,
(Fri Jun 14, 2002 - 10:40:16 am)

Decoy:
There's a really cool webcast you can get.
(Fri Jun 14, 2002 - 10:44:49 am)

Decoy:
http://www.usopen.com/webcast/player.html
(Fri Jun 14, 2002 - 10:45:56 am)

Chewing Wax:
Cool. ESPN coverage starts now.
(Fri Jun 14, 2002 - 11:03:47 am)

Chewing Wax:
It's raining there.
(Fri Jun 14, 2002 - 11:04:07 am)

Decoy:
Here too.
(Fri Jun 14, 2002 - 11:09:50 am)

Myk Murphy:
Good morning, sports fans. The red wings did some nice work last night, and the usa stumbled into the second round of the world cup.
(Fri Jun 14, 2002 - 11:12:13 am)

Myk Murphy:
Golf is a sport for playing, and not for watching, i imagine. Like auto racing. Giggle.
(Fri Jun 14, 2002 - 11:14:58 am)

Chewing Wax:
I enjoy watching certain tournaments. The Masters. The TPC at Sawgrass. US Open and PGA Championship. Otherwise I don't watch.
(Fri Jun 14, 2002 - 11:18:47 am)

Chewing Wax:
I don't play it at all. Idiotic game.
(Fri Jun 14, 2002 - 11:19:03 am)

Heruka:
golf is fun to watch when you're drinking, but other than that I can't watch it. It's the screaming at the tv that's actually fun.
(Fri Jun 14, 2002 - 11:20:18 am)

Chewing Wax:
And I love to watch that fat slob Phil Mickleson melt down. I can't stand that pudgey bastard.
(Fri Jun 14, 2002 - 11:23:36 am)

Chewing Wax:
He owes me money
(Fri Jun 14, 2002 - 11:34:41 am)

Decoy:
Pathetic, him.
(Fri Jun 14, 2002 - 11:35:13 am)

Decoy:
All they are laking about is the weather and how the golfers have enough of a challenge without the rain. Apparently its all sunshine on Tiger.
(Fri Jun 14, 2002 - 11:37:18 am)

Detlef Sping:
I smell thunder and lightening a comin' Jed.
(Fri Jun 14, 2002 - 11:48:41 am)

Detlef Sping:
Head for the gazebo, and stay well away from the urinal.
(Fri Jun 14, 2002 - 11:50:08 am)

Heruka:
what's for lunch?
(Fri Jun 14, 2002 - 11:54:48 am)

Chewing Wax:
Lunch?
(Fri Jun 14, 2002 - 11:58:59 am)

Heruka:

(Fri Jun 14, 2002 - 12:02:59 pm)

Heruka:

(Fri Jun 14, 2002 - 12:03:14 pm)

Heruka:
well that's just lovely...
(Fri Jun 14, 2002 - 12:03:31 pm)

Chewing Wax:
i had to go out in the rain without a hat. I'm soaked. SOaked I tell you.
(Fri Jun 14, 2002 - 12:16:31 pm)

Detlef Sping:
Dont wear the tin foil hat in the lightening.
(Fri Jun 14, 2002 - 12:20:59 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Why not? It's my favorite hat.
(Fri Jun 14, 2002 - 12:39:22 pm)

Detlef Sping:
If lightning hits it, you'll melt down like that fat slob Phil Mickleson.
(Fri Jun 14, 2002 - 12:50:06 pm)

Chewing Wax:
What about my long aluminum pole? Can I carry that?
(Fri Jun 14, 2002 - 12:55:15 pm)