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Decoy:
Another Onion reprint?
(Mon Jun 10, 2002 - 9:32:28 am)

Chewing Wax:
No. This ones true.
(Mon Jun 10, 2002 - 9:33:15 am)

Decoy:
Apparently. Call Sping, it must be a space chimp.
(Mon Jun 10, 2002 - 9:34:35 am)

Chewing Wax:
Do you have Sping's number?
(Mon Jun 10, 2002 - 9:38:09 am)

Nooze:

Mustapha Rat said he had been woken in his ground-floor flat on Sunday morning to find a large figure with five-foot hairy arms towering over him. "I saw this hairy black chimpanzee coming through," the 43-year-old teacher told The Sun newspaper. "It was broad and muscular. I was frightened of being bitten."
(Mon Jun 10, 2002 - 9:50:29 am)

Chewing Wax:
Speaking of which, what's going on over Popo?
(Mon Jun 10, 2002 - 9:53:39 am)

Heruka:
I missed Cushca. Rats.
(Mon Jun 10, 2002 - 9:56:04 am)

:

The usual.
(Mon Jun 10, 2002 - 9:56:58 am)

Decoy:
It appears the number I had is disconnected. Perhaps he needed all his money to buy silver flux and nitrogen for his plasma welder. Maybe a new shiny objects project.
(Mon Jun 10, 2002 - 10:10:17 am)

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(Mon Jun 10, 2002 - 10:32:41 am)

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(Mon Jun 10, 2002 - 10:42:42 am)

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(Mon Jun 10, 2002 - 11:01:28 am)

U.S. Attorney General John Ashcroft :

So watch your ass, I can declare anyone I want to an "enemy combatant."
(Mon Jun 10, 2002 - 1:39:03 pm)

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hi
(Mon Jun 10, 2002 - 1:40:34 pm)

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hi
(Mon Jun 10, 2002 - 1:40:55 pm)

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hi
(Mon Jun 10, 2002 - 1:41:04 pm)

Heruka:
quiet. so very very quiet.
(Mon Jun 10, 2002 - 1:52:08 pm)

Chewing Wax:

(Mon Jun 10, 2002 - 2:20:43 pm)

Chewing Wax:
My favorite place on this planet. The porch at the Carey Cottage Inn.
(Mon Jun 10, 2002 - 2:28:09 pm)

Chewing Wax:
See if you can...

SPOT THE GHOST
(Mon Jun 10, 2002 - 2:55:45 pm)


Chewing Wax:

(Mon Jun 10, 2002 - 3:07:15 pm)

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(Mon Jun 10, 2002 - 3:42:02 pm)

Detlef Sping:
It's in the top window of the turret, smoking a cigar?
(Mon Jun 10, 2002 - 4:06:20 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Old Captain "Stogey" Blackwood. He's the most obvious one. Well done.
(Mon Jun 10, 2002 - 4:08:13 pm)

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(Mon Jun 10, 2002 - 4:09:14 pm)

Detlef Sping:
The nice porch is full of them.
(Mon Jun 10, 2002 - 4:10:45 pm)

Detlef Sping:
Who owns that building?
(Mon Jun 10, 2002 - 4:11:31 pm)

Detlef Sping:
It's fantastic!
(Mon Jun 10, 2002 - 4:11:46 pm)

Chewing Wax:
My inlaws. I think that's where we should have Lounge Stock '02
(Mon Jun 10, 2002 - 4:13:23 pm)

Detlef Sping:
I'm there, dude.
(Mon Jun 10, 2002 - 4:13:43 pm)

Detlef Sping:
Someday it will all be yours. Bwahahaha...
(Mon Jun 10, 2002 - 4:15:26 pm)

Detlef Sping:
I mean, Kitchen.
(Mon Jun 10, 2002 - 4:15:52 pm)