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Chewing Wax:
Did you shove his face in it? Did you say BAD FAKE DOG!
(Thu Jun 6, 2002 - 1:49:19 pm)

Heruka:
I spanked him so hard he yelped. I didn't actually beat him up. you're an idiot Wax.
(Thu Jun 6, 2002 - 1:49:42 pm)

Detlef Sping:
Treat your dog with respect and he will be your friend, beat him and as soon as you pass out drunk some night on the floor, he'll kill you.
(Thu Jun 6, 2002 - 1:49:57 pm)

bela:
I wonder why hes pooping in the house. Thats strange. Maybe hes sick. I don't know.
(Thu Jun 6, 2002 - 1:49:58 pm)

Chewing Wax:
I don't know. I hit Blue once on the butt with the paper and ever since then all I have to do is start rolling it up and she cowers in fear.
(Thu Jun 6, 2002 - 1:50:03 pm)

Detlef Sping:
Walk him, and he'll crap outside. keep the oatmeal away from him.
(Thu Jun 6, 2002 - 1:51:04 pm)

Decoy:
He's probably sick. And not trying to voice his opposition to your facist viewpoints.
(Thu Jun 6, 2002 - 1:51:21 pm)

bela:
I heard cats did that sort of thing to tell you they're sick. Wolfie would pee on the bath mat all the time but he had in infection. I've never heard about dogs doing it.
(Thu Jun 6, 2002 - 1:52:27 pm)

Heruka:
he's not sick. he's lazy. he could live outside like his parents. they weren't spoiled rotten.
(Thu Jun 6, 2002 - 1:53:05 pm)

Detlef Sping:
without any warning? does he normally warn you in some way?
(Thu Jun 6, 2002 - 1:53:19 pm)

Chewing Wax:
How often do you feed him? Blue gets fed at 5:30pm every day. You can set your clock to her craps. Ten at night, 8:45am and somehow 5:15pm. I have no idea how she makes three craps out of one meal.
(Thu Jun 6, 2002 - 1:53:59 pm)

Heruka:
he, almost always. he's actually a very well trained smart dog. I train him myself. Brittanys are smart. they haven't been overbred yet.
(Thu Jun 6, 2002 - 1:54:33 pm)

Heruka:
I dumped food in hos bowl and he eats it throughout the day. he's no little puppy anymore. he can control his dumpings.
(Thu Jun 6, 2002 - 1:55:41 pm)

Detlef Sping:
Maybe he's trying to tell you something. Where's billy?
(Thu Jun 6, 2002 - 1:55:59 pm)

Detlef Sping:
Maybe he's trying to get you to set your watch.
(Thu Jun 6, 2002 - 1:57:51 pm)

Heruka:
he's telling me he wants a one-way ticket to the pound is what he's telling me.
(Thu Jun 6, 2002 - 1:58:55 pm)

Detlef Sping:
There must be a reason, dogs that crap outside dont crap inside unless you've let the place clutter up and it seems like outside to him.
(Thu Jun 6, 2002 - 1:59:26 pm)

Brittanys...
What's good about 'em...
What's bad about 'em

If you want a dog who:

Is medium-sized, athletic, quick-moving and light on his feet
Is happy and playful
Is polite with everyone
Is willing to please and versatile, and excels in performance activities
Is peaceful with other animals
Is lazy and craps on the floor
Humps giant stuffed monkeys

A Brittany may be right for you.

If you don't want to deal with:

Hyperactivity and destructive chewing when not given enough companionship and productive outlets for his energy
Sensitivity to correction, i.e. a "soft" personality that does not do well around emotional tension or loud voices
Extensive socialization to avoid timidity and excessive submissiveness
Sudden (submissive) urination when excited or nervous, especially when young
Persistent whining
An inquisitive sniffing machine who may follow his strong urge to hunt when he is off-leash
A lazy dog who craps on the floor
A stuffed monkey humper

A Brittany may not be right for you.

(Thu Jun 6, 2002 - 2:00:28 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Damn Heruka, you should have done your research.
(Thu Jun 6, 2002 - 2:02:05 pm)

Detlef Sping:
You might want to sweep the floor, see if that helps the poor nearsighted dog.
(Thu Jun 6, 2002 - 2:02:13 pm)

Detlef Sping:
Clean up the rum bottles, he thinks he's outside.
(Thu Jun 6, 2002 - 2:03:39 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Mow the mold.
(Thu Jun 6, 2002 - 2:04:13 pm)

Detlef Sping:
Bag the dirt.
(Thu Jun 6, 2002 - 2:05:25 pm)

Heruka:
I've done my research. I know this dog inside and out. I knew aboyut these things going into it. The only things I don't like is his constant chewing and his humping of his stuffed monkey. he chews on me sometimes. But hes a superfriendly dog. loves eveyone and loves meeting new people. but will run off if there's children nearby. he prefers playing with kids rather than hanging around me. which isn't a big deal.
(Thu Jun 6, 2002 - 2:06:07 pm)

Detlef Sping:
his stuffed monkey?
(Thu Jun 6, 2002 - 2:06:42 pm)

Heruka:
unlike some other "hunting dogs". Brits haven't really been broken. I can break his spitirt, I wpnt. It would make him more submissive though.
(Thu Jun 6, 2002 - 2:07:18 pm)

Detlef Sping:
That's the problem, He's gone insane from unrequited love.
(Thu Jun 6, 2002 - 2:07:55 pm)

Help us
(Thu Jun 6, 2002 - 2:08:09 pm)

Detlef Sping:
He needs a stag party.
(Thu Jun 6, 2002 - 2:08:33 pm)

Heruka:
yeah. he's got a stuffe monkey that he's had since he was a pup. a few days after I got him he would wrestle it and eventually start humping it. back then it was about 4 times the size of him. it's a big monkey. about 3 feet long. Seamus is getting fixed soon.
(Thu Jun 6, 2002 - 2:08:49 pm)

Detlef Sping:
A three foot long monkey?
(Thu Jun 6, 2002 - 2:09:34 pm)

Detlef Sping:
Was it your monkey at one time?
(Thu Jun 6, 2002 - 2:10:36 pm)

Detlef Sping:
He may be acting out something he saw that traumatized him as a pup.
(Thu Jun 6, 2002 - 2:11:54 pm)