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Decoy:
What's that smell?
(Fri May 31, 2002 - 1:05:00 pm)
:
Portland.
(Fri May 31, 2002 - 1:07:39 pm)
Decoy:
That's like a yak calling a bannana brown.
(Fri May 31, 2002 - 1:08:37 pm)
This just in:
Pentagon says 11-17 million would die in first weeks of India-Pakistan nuke war
(Fri May 31, 2002 - 1:10:52 pm)
Chewing Wax:
They also say they have 200 warheads between them which is a joke. Both of them had exactly one test each and intelligence monitoring the tests indicated that they might not have been even true nuclear explosions. I'll bet they don't have one warhead that would work. Not one.
(Fri May 31, 2002 - 1:12:50 pm)
Chewing Wax:
I want Myk's input on this. He knows more about it then me.
(Fri May 31, 2002 - 1:13:18 pm)
:
And that's just throwing rocks.
(Fri May 31, 2002 - 1:13:29 pm)
Decoy:
I can just see them putting 20 kilotons of TNT in a big pile and then lighting the fuse and running away with their fingers in their ears.
(Fri May 31, 2002 - 1:18:16 pm)
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What's that noise?
(Fri May 31, 2002 - 1:27:25 pm)
Chewing Wax:
Okay. I was a bit wrong.

PAKISTAN'S NUCLEAR TESTS: AN APPRAISAL

On 28 May 1998, as widely predicted, Pakistan responded in kind to India's early May nuclear tests. In a move calculated to demonstrate nuclear parity with India, Pakistan carried out five nuclear explosions, the same number as carried out by New Delhi over a two-day period on 11 and 13 May. The Pakistani tests occurred at 1523 hours (local) and reportedly involved three sub-kiloton devices, and two larger fission explosions with yields of 25 and 12 kilotons (KT). (India's tests also included three sub-kiloton devices, a 12 KT fission device, and a 43 KT fusion weapon.)
(Fri May 31, 2002 - 1:31:08 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Those are fire crackers.
(Fri May 31, 2002 - 1:31:41 pm)
Chewing Wax:

Whoo hoo!
(Fri May 31, 2002 - 1:33:38 pm)
Chewing Wax:
We should fucking nuke them and show them what a real intercontinental ballastic missile with multiple independently targetable reentry vehicles carrying 60 MEGATONS each can do for an overpopulated cow worshiping land.
(Fri May 31, 2002 - 1:35:15 pm)
Chewing Wax:
Don't get me wrong. Some of my best friends are dark fellahs.
(Fri May 31, 2002 - 1:36:33 pm)
:

yow!
(Fri May 31, 2002 - 1:43:19 pm)
Chewing Wax:

July 24th in Toronto. Maybe I'll make it this time. I wonder if last years tickets are still good.
(Fri May 31, 2002 - 1:47:11 pm)
:

Mr.Chewing wax is a friend to all of us. He is a god to us. Like Ganesh
(Fri May 31, 2002 - 1:48:38 pm)
Chewing Wax:
Oh. I'm a big softy. No nuclear wrath today.
(Fri May 31, 2002 - 1:49:50 pm)
Decoy:
I'll take the blow to the head.
(Fri May 31, 2002 - 1:52:09 pm)
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Hooray!!
(Fri May 31, 2002 - 1:53:05 pm)
Decoy:
Sub-kiloton? What's the point? Get yerself a Daisycutter, for cryin' out loud.
(Fri May 31, 2002 - 1:53:07 pm)
Chewing Wax:
That stupid elephant rides around on his giant rat like he's pope of chili town.

(Fri May 31, 2002 - 1:53:28 pm)
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Junoon's brand new release kicks-off with a blast: The bombastic heavy-rock version of a pure eastern classical song, "Gharaj Baras!" What an excellent idea, indeed.

(Fri May 31, 2002 - 1:55:37 pm)
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No it's a capabarra.
(Fri May 31, 2002 - 1:55:59 pm)
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Pakistan had missed the disco gravy train. While the world was grooving with John Travolta and his bell-bottomed discorevolution, the closest we had to that genre were the likes of Runa Laila, Alamgir, Mohammad Ali Shayki.
(Fri May 31, 2002 - 1:59:08 pm)
Chewing Wax:
Whatever it is, it's a filthy overgrown rodent and it tips over the garbage cans.
(Fri May 31, 2002 - 1:59:38 pm)
Decoy:
Mickey Mouse?
(Fri May 31, 2002 - 2:00:44 pm)
:

You are right, it is a filthy rat.
(Fri May 31, 2002 - 2:01:32 pm)
Anette:

We support Ganesh and his peanut eating ways. We encourage dialog between our several people.
(Fri May 31, 2002 - 2:03:19 pm)
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Faakhir's music is as good as his looks, if not better.
(Fri May 31, 2002 - 2:05:20 pm)
Jimmy (Another one):

I support Annette and her sweater wearing ways. I have a book of stories about Ganesh.
(Fri May 31, 2002 - 2:05:20 pm)
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Himesh Reshammiya sure writes a mean movie score.
(Fri May 31, 2002 - 2:08:54 pm)
Decoy:

The readings indicate that the Mickey Mouse Club does not posess huecular wessiles
(Fri May 31, 2002 - 2:09:32 pm)