Decoy:
Hava a nice visit. Do say hello fo me.
(Sat Jan 8, 2000 - 8:01:52 am)

Decoy:
I did ask the eight-ball
(Sat Jan 8, 2000 - 8:04:17 am)

Decoy:
Wake up, lazy Americans!
(Sat Jan 8, 2000 - 8:08:16 am)

Decoy:
Well, off to breakfast and to get some clothes on! Ha.
(Sat Jan 8, 2000 - 8:12:15 am)

Decoy:
Really.
(Sat Jan 8, 2000 - 8:15:34 am)

:
damn dog
(Sat Jan 8, 2000 - 8:24:21 am)

Myk Murphy:
good morning, folks. it's a bit early for bestiality, but who am i to complain?
(Sat Jan 8, 2000 - 11:08:21 am)

Chewing Wax:
Hello. No edits.
(Sat Jan 8, 2000 - 11:13:29 am)

Decoy:
Really,
(Sat Jan 8, 2000 - 11:22:03 am)

theo:
pleasant valley saturday....and the dog um yik.
(Sat Jan 8, 2000 - 11:30:23 am)

Chewing Wax:
You can cut it with a knife
(Sat Jan 8, 2000 - 11:43:13 am)

Chewing Wax:
Hey... is it too early to start seriously pounding the light beers?
(Sat Jan 8, 2000 - 11:43:29 am)

Decoy:
What's a light beer?
(Sat Jan 8, 2000 - 11:44:12 am)

Chewing Wax:
It's two thirds of a real beer.
(Sat Jan 8, 2000 - 11:44:54 am)

Chewing Wax:
So... obviously I have to start early so that I can keep up.
(Sat Jan 8, 2000 - 11:45:19 am)

Decoy:
I thought you can only get those in the all gay states like Colorado.
(Sat Jan 8, 2000 - 11:45:43 am)

Chewing Wax:
No. That's "near beer". That's gay stuff. Light beer is perfection manly. Why... that brain damaged idiot from The Man Show advertises it. So... there you go.
(Sat Jan 8, 2000 - 11:47:03 am)

Decoy:
Of course, I was joking yah!
(Sat Jan 8, 2000 - 11:47:48 am)

Chewing Wax:
But... you haven't answered my question. You're my bartender and I need answers.
(Sat Jan 8, 2000 - 11:48:31 am)

Decoy:
Go ahead, then. You are withing 45 minutes of kickoff. If you were at the game, you'd be drinking.
(Sat Jan 8, 2000 - 11:49:25 am)

Chewing Wax:
So true. And what a wonderful day it would have been to have a game. Alas, you don't lose to the Giants and the Raiders at home and expect any home games come the playoffs.
(Sat Jan 8, 2000 - 11:50:31 am)

Decoy:
Well., there's TV then
(Sat Jan 8, 2000 - 11:52:43 am)

Chewing Wax:
What was I going to say?
(Sat Jan 8, 2000 - 11:55:19 am)

Chewing Wax:
Oh yeh.. I've busted out my frosty Mendon Firemen's mug for the occassion. It's got to mean something.
(Sat Jan 8, 2000 - 11:56:13 am)

Decoy:
Nice touch. I don't want to jinx anything so I'm going to hide in a closet.
(Sat Jan 8, 2000 - 11:57:46 am)

Chewing Wax:
I didn't know Don Martin had moved to Cracked. Mr. Fonebone.
(Sat Jan 8, 2000 - 11:58:39 am)

Chewing Wax:
And the dog is gone. Off to the archives with yah yah frisky mut.
(Sat Jan 8, 2000 - 11:59:18 am)

Decoy:
bad dog!
(Sat Jan 8, 2000 - 11:59:47 am)

Chewing Wax:
Gonna go start my tape now. It's on ABC right? That's never a good thing.
(Sat Jan 8, 2000 - 11:59:58 am)

Decoy:
ABC, Yes
(Sat Jan 8, 2000 - 12:00:10 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Hank Williams jr with the stupid theme song. Urp. I don't feel so good.
(Sat Jan 8, 2000 - 12:01:44 pm)

Decoy:
I wish they'd stop that.
(Sat Jan 8, 2000 - 12:02:28 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Let's do something about that.
(Sat Jan 8, 2000 - 12:03:55 pm)