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I thought it would be bigger.
(Wed May 22, 2002 - 5:43:53 pm)

Decoy:
Where's Cushca when you need her all drunk and running on about the mouth?
(Wed May 22, 2002 - 5:48:25 pm)

Decoy:
Also, and Sping you'll be interested in this, ... my mother is INSANE!!! There, I said it.
(Wed May 22, 2002 - 5:49:12 pm)

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Death by Seinfeld
Find a strong burly friend that will help you. Then find Jerry Seinfeld. Have your strong burly friend pick up Seinfeld and beat you to death with him.
(Wed May 22, 2002 - 6:47:52 pm)

Detlef Sping:
It's probably just spring fever, Decoy.
(Wed May 22, 2002 - 9:28:44 pm)

Detlef Sping:
Unless she's actually foaming and barking.
(Wed May 22, 2002 - 9:29:22 pm)

Decoy:
Interesting theory, saliva sample to follow... She's going to visit my brother in Boston tomorrow. That can make me foam and bark, too.
(Wed May 22, 2002 - 10:43:01 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Hey spaz tacs
(Thu May 23, 2002 - 12:08:40 am)

Chewing Wax:
I am very familiar with Decoy's mother. I'm not saying anything.
(Thu May 23, 2002 - 12:13:00 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
ennui
(Thu May 23, 2002 - 6:53:52 am)

Sleepy:
Fatigue.
(Thu May 23, 2002 - 7:15:37 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
Hello there! Nice to see you. I'm off soon though; a handily timed midwife appointment, then an afternoon of loafing. Happy days.
(Thu May 23, 2002 - 7:38:51 am)

Sleepy:
Hello. Have a good afternoon. I have been left alone with important documents and cupboards to lock. This seems to be my fate.
(Thu May 23, 2002 - 7:41:20 am)

Decoy:
You'd think they'd learn, eh? Morning, afternooners.
(Thu May 23, 2002 - 8:10:22 am)

Myk Murphy:
Good morning, cupboard protectors. Perhaps i missed sleepy's report on her new job... What is she doing, exactly?
(Thu May 23, 2002 - 9:31:06 am)

Sleepy, seen here, helps weigh out school lunches, and guards the pasta cupboard.
(Thu May 23, 2002 - 9:47:57 am)

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Also, she is in control of innumerable valises, flush-fitted stationary cupboards of manifold contents, fast acting cleaning fluids, rows of urinals with infra-red activated rinse and door-control, excellent lifts of the most silent and glass-enclosed kind, five types of letterhead each with their degree of severity, the female staff with their hair of a certain length in knots above the neck, an ingenious display of large flowers in the foyer, some 5000 kilowatts of internet bandwidth, self-replenishing refrigerators, servile male staff trained at fawning since birth in my private underground dojo. The security sub in the Thames: four men, one for each point of the compass, cowled like monks in dripping black oilskins, lashed to the conning tower rail by steel belts, each with a pair of goggles and Zeiss binoculars clamped firmly to his eyes, staring blindly into his own sector of darkness, teeth hidden behind frozen lips clenched onto a cheap plastic snorkel. A vast conveyor belt of snacks.
(Thu May 23, 2002 - 9:56:10 am)

Myk Murphy:
I see. It's all so clear.
(Thu May 23, 2002 - 10:59:04 am)

Heruka:
So quiet. So very, very quiet.
(Thu May 23, 2002 - 11:50:53 am)

Twenty-Five Phrases to Get You Ahead at Work:
1. "How many times do I have to flush before you go away?"
2. "Well aren't we a bloody ray of sunshine?"
3. "Do I look like a fucking people person?"
4. "This isn't an office. It's HELL with fluorescent lighting"
5. "I pretend to work, they pretend to pay me"
6. "YOU!!... off my planet!!!"
7. "And your cry-baby, whiny-assed opinion would be.....?"
8. "Sarcasm is just one more service I offer."
9. "Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed"
10. "Do they ever shut up on your planet?"
11. "I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable"
12. "Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't gone to sleep yet"
13. "Don't worry. I forgot your name too."
14. "I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?"
15. "Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?"
16. "Not all men are annoying. Some are dead."
17. "Wait...I'm trying to imagine you with a personality"
18. "Chaos, panic and disorder . . . my work here is done."
19. "You look like shit. Is that the style now?"
20. "Awww, did I step on your poor little bitty ego?"
21. "I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert."
22. "A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth."
23. "You are depriving some village of an idiot."
24. "If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport!"
25. "Hold on while I try to give a damn..... nnnaaarrghhh.... Sorry, couldn't do it."
(Thu May 23, 2002 - 12:57:31 pm)

Detlef Sping:
26. Have you all gone insane?
(Thu May 23, 2002 - 1:58:06 pm)

bela:
Hey - So I see they finally found that Chandra L:evy.
(Thu May 23, 2002 - 2:13:24 pm)

bela:
Took them long enough.
(Thu May 23, 2002 - 2:13:38 pm)

bela:
Anyway, I'm in Athens Ohio, pretty nice, Had fun last night.
(Thu May 23, 2002 - 2:14:06 pm)

bela:
So this is fucked up. OUr bass player Eric gets night terrors we find out. So the first night he showed up for this party in Chicago I slept in the living room with him. The other boys were in a room and Daria was with her boyfriend. He starts screaming like the mummy in the middle of the night and I'm all scared under my sleeping bag. Then, he gets up to sleepwalk and I'm like this isn't happening. So he walks by me and proceeds to walk out of the apartment so I got up and ran in where Chris was sleeping and was all "get up!, Eric is sleeping walking and hes going to go down the block!" He didn't remember anything the next day. Then last night he sleptwalked on me and stepped on my spine. I screamed ERIC! WAKE UP!! YOU"RE WALKING ON MY BACK! and he snapped awake. Poor thing.
(Thu May 23, 2002 - 2:20:53 pm)

bela:
No Queenie?
(Thu May 23, 2002 - 2:23:27 pm)

bela:
Ok, I'm outta here. Two more shows in Ohio and I'm going home.
(Thu May 23, 2002 - 2:23:46 pm)

Decoy:
Wow. You had to guess it would be an adventure. But that's really something. I was going to talk about my lunch; but forget it, 'can't follow that story.
(Thu May 23, 2002 - 2:32:02 pm)

Detlef Sping:
Bass players.
(Thu May 23, 2002 - 2:51:30 pm)

Heruka:
Intersting.
(Thu May 23, 2002 - 2:54:33 pm)

Heruka:
Intersting.
(Thu May 23, 2002 - 2:54:34 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Is her spine okay? I need closure.
(Thu May 23, 2002 - 3:27:34 pm)

Decoy:
What news of Space Monkeys be there?
(Thu May 23, 2002 - 3:31:48 pm)