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Mrs Dr GB:
Get some WD40.
(Wed May 22, 2002 - 3:33:42 pm)

Sleepy and Cushca:
Maybe we'll use some of Sleepy's eyeball lubricant.
(Wed May 22, 2002 - 3:34:37 pm)

(Wed May 22, 2002 - 3:36:35 pm)

Sleepy and Cushca:
Oh dear. An incident has occurred.
(Wed May 22, 2002 - 3:38:10 pm)

Mrs Dr GB:
Tell us. Tell us of the incident.
(Wed May 22, 2002 - 3:38:59 pm)

Sleepy and Cushca:
It was nasty. Cushca choked on tea and then a trail of brown saliva came out of her mouth and landed on the carpet.
(Wed May 22, 2002 - 3:39:48 pm)

Chewing Wax:
An incident
(Wed May 22, 2002 - 3:39:53 pm)

Sleepy and Cushca:
I am recovered. It was very nasty.
(Wed May 22, 2002 - 3:40:12 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Not to my box.
(Wed May 22, 2002 - 3:40:15 pm)

Chewing Wax:
phew
(Wed May 22, 2002 - 3:40:26 pm)

Sleepy and Cushca:
I was actually properly choking and there were no tissues, so Sleepy was trying to dab me with a post-it note while my face was spewing spit.
(Wed May 22, 2002 - 3:40:44 pm)

Sleepy and Cushca:
The box is fine.
(Wed May 22, 2002 - 3:40:58 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Thank God you're alright now. Proper choking is scary.
(Wed May 22, 2002 - 3:41:13 pm)

Sleepy and Cushca:
Testing.
(Wed May 22, 2002 - 3:41:17 pm)

Sleepy and Cushca:
Too fucking right. I'm still coughing. I think I'll have another cigarette. That should help.
(Wed May 22, 2002 - 3:41:40 pm)

Chewing Wax:
What... what were you choking on?
(Wed May 22, 2002 - 3:41:57 pm)

Sleepy and Cushca:
Can you tell which of us is typing? She burped. Ew.
(Wed May 22, 2002 - 3:42:05 pm)

Mrs Dr GB:
I can picture the tableau so very, very clearly.
(Wed May 22, 2002 - 3:42:06 pm)

Sleepy and Cushca:
Tea. Sleepy made me laugh and it stuck in my throat. I couldn't breathe. Ahem.
(Wed May 22, 2002 - 3:42:34 pm)

Chewing Wax:
You can't proper choke on tea
(Wed May 22, 2002 - 3:42:52 pm)

Sleepy and Cushca:
Yes you fucking can. Have a look at this soiled post-it note.
(Wed May 22, 2002 - 3:46:04 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Sleepy's typing. That's my guess.
(Wed May 22, 2002 - 3:46:51 pm)

Sleepy and Cushca:
We're going now. We got what we came for.
(Wed May 22, 2002 - 3:49:48 pm)

Chewing Wax:
REVENGE?
(Wed May 22, 2002 - 3:50:01 pm)

Mrs Dr GB:
Cushca has very strong tea indeed. WWII strength tea.
(Wed May 22, 2002 - 3:50:03 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Bye.
(Wed May 22, 2002 - 3:50:17 pm)

Decoy:
The Big One.
(Wed May 22, 2002 - 4:09:41 pm)

Decoy:
That was great. Bye.
(Wed May 22, 2002 - 4:10:54 pm)

News:

China says it is planning to establish a base on the Moon to exploit its mineral resources. Beijing has not yet put a proper human into space, but scientists say they have large expectations to do so within three years and they have outlined an ambitious programme for the future. A chief scientist with China's Moon exploration programme, Ouyang Ziyuan, said that the country was planning to launch its first mission to the Moon in 2010. He reportedly told the Beijing Morning Post: "Our long-term goal is to set up a base on the Moon and mine its cheesy riches for the benefit of humanity."
(Wed May 22, 2002 - 4:11:02 pm)

News:

mmmm Cheese.
(Wed May 22, 2002 - 4:11:46 pm)

Decoy:
They'll have to duke it out with the Space Monkey's schmutz mine.
(Wed May 22, 2002 - 4:14:00 pm)

Chewing Wax:
The moon's surface will be littered with little yellow corpses.
(Wed May 22, 2002 - 4:14:38 pm)

News:
But China's space industry suffered a series of setbacks in the mid-90s. A Long March 2E rocket carrying a telecommunications satellite exploded after blast-off in January 1995, killing a family of six that had been living under the launchpad. Another rocket blew up after take-off in early 1996 and, later in the year, a Long March rocket placed a $120m Chinese satellite in the wrong orbit, leaving it to drift hopelessly in space, where it killed a family of ten. See also: 23 Nov 01 | Asia-Pacific China eyes the Moon 09 Jul 01 | Sci/Tech Europe signs space deal with China 15 May 02 | Sci/Tech Cosmonaut shaken back to health 13 May 02 | Sci/Tech Russia's space dreams abandoned 05 May 02 | Sci/Tech Space tourist returns to Earth 11 Aug 00 | Sci/Tech Satellite separation seen from space 16 Jul 99 | The moon landing Walking on the moon Internet links: Chinese Foreign Ministry European Space Agency World Space Guide - CSNA The BBC is not responsible for the content of external internet sites Top Sci/Tech stories now: Planet at the crossroads Waging war on computer viruses Evolution of supercats Europa has a thick skin Players bawl over ball Poverty is 'real pollution' Top scientists call for more money Digital toys to stimulate the mind Links to more Sci/Tech stories are at the foot of the page.
(Wed May 22, 2002 - 4:15:31 pm)