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Decoy:
Hi and bye to Sleepy. Good morning, all.
(Mon May 20, 2002 - 8:23:33 am)
Mrs Dr GB:
Morning Mr Decoy. Did you have the most unspeakably wonderful weekend?
(Mon May 20, 2002 - 8:42:09 am)
Cushca:
Please get me out of here.
(Mon May 20, 2002 - 8:42:44 am)
Decoy:
Busy busy. I feel like it was more work than work. If only the weather would break. Memorial day is coming up, you know.
(Mon May 20, 2002 - 8:44:22 am)
Decoy:
Cuchca dear, you are getting out. All you need is patience, smokes, and alcohol.
(Mon May 20, 2002 - 8:45:27 am)
Cushca:
Over the weekend someone stole about half a dozen photos of me and Sleepy from my desk. And I can't replace them. So some thief-fuck is walking around with my pictures. MINE.
(Mon May 20, 2002 - 8:54:23 am)
Decoy:
Uhh, that's harsh.
(Mon May 20, 2002 - 9:22:39 am)
Chewing Wax:
Who would steal personal pictures? Good morning.
(Mon May 20, 2002 - 9:24:59 am)
Cushca:
I am so tired. And so angry.
(Mon May 20, 2002 - 9:34:35 am)
Mrs Dr GB:
My room mate is so busy. She's phoning up to get ringtones for her mobile.
(Mon May 20, 2002 - 9:37:46 am)
Decoy:
I just havent go 'round to that. Though I could.
(Mon May 20, 2002 - 9:53:52 am)
Mrs Dr GB:
Well that just shows bad time management. And an inability to delegate tasks by completely ignoring - literally - anyone who asks you to do anything. At all.
(Mon May 20, 2002 - 9:56:12 am)
Cushca:
I have taken drugs.
(Mon May 20, 2002 - 10:00:33 am)
Chewing Wax:
I have no mobile. I have no PDA.
(Mon May 20, 2002 - 10:02:51 am)
Chewing Wax:
I have no ringtones.
(Mon May 20, 2002 - 10:03:04 am)
Mrs Dr GB:
I have no lemons but I have four wooden chairs.
(Mon May 20, 2002 - 10:05:20 am)
Myk Murphy:
Good morning from the usa! Minimal jet lag, so i can't complain. And how are you all?
(Mon May 20, 2002 - 10:19:24 am)
Heruka:
I didn't know those pictures were so important to you. Sorry.
(Mon May 20, 2002 - 10:20:48 am)
Heruka:
Top O' the morning to ya', Murphy.
(Mon May 20, 2002 - 10:21:31 am)
Myk Murphy:
It's funny how i didn't gain weight on this trip. So much guinness...
(Mon May 20, 2002 - 10:59:02 am)
Cushca:
Hello Mr Murphy.
(Mon May 20, 2002 - 11:00:04 am)
Myk Murphy:
Who would steal a picture? For the frame? Hello heruka. I hope i didn't miss too much.
(Mon May 20, 2002 - 11:03:36 am)
Decoy:
Those pictures will probably show up on the internet with the edits and the Photoshop compositing and the hey hey hey. Everybody start searching...
(Mon May 20, 2002 - 11:10:20 am)
Mrs Dr GB:
I think that the straight lesbian has taken them. Or your smelly roomate. Or jumble sale girl. Because they're going to miss you so.
(Mon May 20, 2002 - 11:13:45 am)
Cushca:
In one of them, Sleepy is wearing devil horns on her head and I'm dressed as a bad angel in a corset and tight shirt. That should help you find them.
(Mon May 20, 2002 - 11:14:17 am)
Cushca:
I think my sister may be in the background, falling over drunk.
(Mon May 20, 2002 - 11:14:46 am)
Mrs Dr GB:
Damn. If it's photos from that night then it's absolutely guaranteed that I was drunk.
(Mon May 20, 2002 - 11:18:35 am)
Chewing Wax:
typical Wednesday night eh?
(Mon May 20, 2002 - 11:18:45 am)
Cushca:
Yes. Such beautiful memories of my sister in fancy dress, poledancing around the washing line pole in the back garden. That was a great fucking night. I was shitfaced.
(Mon May 20, 2002 - 11:19:47 am)
Mrs Dr GB:
No-one who was at that party has any clear recollection of it. My first words of the new year were "Beardie, I'm so drunk" as I mopped whisky from my dress. Happy days.
(Mon May 20, 2002 - 11:21:52 am)
Mrs Dr GB:
This also is a secret matter.
(Mon May 20, 2002 - 11:22:08 am)
Chewing Wax:
Not anymore.
(Mon May 20, 2002 - 11:22:35 am)
Mrs Dr GB:
When one departs for the front, he should carry rice in a bag. His underwear should be made from the skin of a badger. This way he will not have lice. In a long campaign, lice are troublesome.
(Mon May 20, 2002 - 11:23:52 am)