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Detlef Sping:
That gives me an idea.
(Wed May 15, 2002 - 5:18:04 pm)
:
Nominated for quote of the year is the statement made by Texas Republican Member of The House of Representatives, Dick Armey, who was asked: "If you had been in President Clinton's place, would you have resigned?"

He responded: "If I were in the President's place I would not have gotten a chance to resign. I would be laying in a pool of my own blood, hearing Mrs. Armey standing over me saying, "How do I reload this damn thing?"
(Wed May 15, 2002 - 5:21:40 pm)

theo:
The summer of clones is upon us..
(Wed May 15, 2002 - 10:14:45 pm)
Mrs Dr GB:
Gaylord's last day! Air punch!
(Thu May 16, 2002 - 3:53:10 am)
Heruka:
Yeah, I'm glad to see him go myself. His breath stunk. The scent of rotting teeth and decaying food particles.
(Thu May 16, 2002 - 5:55:00 am)
Cushca:
You've slept with him, haven't you?
(Thu May 16, 2002 - 6:05:35 am)
Chewing Wax:
Fuck this. I need more sleep.
(Thu May 16, 2002 - 6:19:04 am)
Sleepy:
I had a lot of sleep last night. But I don't feel any better for it. I am working hard. Like a bee.
(Thu May 16, 2002 - 6:29:36 am)
Cushca:
And you have internet access? This is fabulous.
(Thu May 16, 2002 - 6:39:16 am)
Cushca:
Ah. Apparently not.
(Thu May 16, 2002 - 7:26:41 am)
Heruka:
I had breakfast at Denny's, was that wrong?
(Thu May 16, 2002 - 7:47:22 am)
Cushca:
No. That was a good decision.
(Thu May 16, 2002 - 7:59:58 am)
Decoy:
Morning. Why are you Americans all up so early? Don't you have lives?
(Thu May 16, 2002 - 8:15:03 am)
Decoy:
God I need a Denny's Grand Slam breakfast. That sounds soooo good.
(Thu May 16, 2002 - 8:15:50 am)
Heruka:
They're so very good, and cheap too. for 99 cents I got 6 pancakes, 4 strips of bacon, 5 sausage links, 4 pieces of toast, hash browns and a glass of oj. Can't beat that. As a matter of fact, no I don't have a life.
(Thu May 16, 2002 - 8:31:52 am)
Heruka:
So bela is playing next Friday in Columbus. They're playing with two other bands. So how much stage time are they realistically going to have? An hour maybe. Columbus is a three hour drive from me.
(Thu May 16, 2002 - 8:44:18 am)
Decoy:
Three hours? I didn't know Ohio was that big. Don't the headliners play three sets in Ohio? Should be a standard deal.
(Thu May 16, 2002 - 8:53:27 am)
Heruka:
Ohio is huge. It dwarfs Texas. Ohio is almost twice as big as Alaska. Actually, from Cleveland to Cincy, top to bottom, it's almost 300 miles. And Columbus is halfway between the two.
(Thu May 16, 2002 - 9:10:14 am)
Cushca:
Texas?
(Thu May 16, 2002 - 9:14:52 am)
Heruka:
You should move there. You'd fit right in.
(Thu May 16, 2002 - 9:23:25 am)
Cushca:
You reckon? I think I'd quite like to go to Texas. Maybe I'll start up a charitable fund that you can all donate to to finance the trip. "Cushca's Texas Knees-Up Charitable Foundation". Please give generously. It will all go towards me buying huge cowboy hats, booze, cigarettes, stuffed bulls heads and arseless chaps in varying hides.
(Thu May 16, 2002 - 9:35:32 am)
Mrs Dr GB:
Today has been like one long Business Studies exam question. The sort of thing that you'd come out of it afterwards and say "That was really hard, but thank God you wouldn't get anything like that happening in the real world".
(Thu May 16, 2002 - 9:43:48 am)
Mrs Dr GB:
I did go out for a leaving lunch with some friends though. No presents.
(Thu May 16, 2002 - 9:43:59 am)
Detlef Sping:
And used olives.
(Thu May 16, 2002 - 9:44:47 am)
Detlef Sping:
I mean kitchen.
(Thu May 16, 2002 - 9:50:10 am)
Heruka:
I'd donate to that cause. I'd need a videotape you riding a bull though. A mechanical bull I mean.
(Thu May 16, 2002 - 10:04:06 am)
Cushca:
I could manage that.
(Thu May 16, 2002 - 10:14:39 am)
Decoy:
All I can say is that everything's bigger in Texas, you know?
(Thu May 16, 2002 - 10:18:20 am)
Cushca:
Yee-haa.
(Thu May 16, 2002 - 10:18:41 am)
Cushca:
Saddle up. I'm ready for Texas.
(Thu May 16, 2002 - 10:18:52 am)
Cushca:
But is Texas ready for me?
(Thu May 16, 2002 - 10:19:00 am)
Decoy:
I'd say not. If you do go, be sure and talk real slow.
(Thu May 16, 2002 - 10:21:46 am)
Decoy:
I worked for a person from Texas once. He said that when he came to the northeast that he thought everyone was pissed off at him because they talked so fast. He just didn't get it.
(Thu May 16, 2002 - 10:23:10 am)