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Queenie:
Say, if you have a neighbor with a big unkempt lot that's basically turned into the neighborhood dumping ground, is there someone you can bitch to who will then bitch to them and make them clean it up?
(Mon May 13, 2002 - 12:00:46 pm)

Chewing Wax:
I doubt it. You're in Portland.
(Mon May 13, 2002 - 12:03:51 pm)

Mrs Dr GB:
Perhaps if you have an environmental health office or something you could complain to them. Do you have environmental health in Portland?
(Mon May 13, 2002 - 12:05:26 pm)

Chewing Wax:
In Buffalo, you can call Joe Latona at the Deparment of Permit and Inspection Services and bitch about your neighbor's boat/mosquito farm.
(Mon May 13, 2002 - 12:07:52 pm)

Cushca:
Ring Wax's neighbour. The one who complained about his boat. She'll know the correct authorities to complain to.
(Mon May 13, 2002 - 12:08:27 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Of course Buffalo prides itself on it's clean white neighborhoods.
(Mon May 13, 2002 - 12:09:18 pm)

Heruka:
Here, if you're grass grows over 1/4th of an inch, they send people out to cut your lawn for you, then bill you $500. It's crazy.
(Mon May 13, 2002 - 12:10:42 pm)

Chewing Wax:
You know what I hate is people who don't shovel their sidewalks. They should be billed.
(Mon May 13, 2002 - 12:11:25 pm)

Decoy:
Yeah, you walk to work.
(Mon May 13, 2002 - 12:12:47 pm)

Decoy:
There's a place down the road from us, up by the interstate, that has all this old equipment everywhere about the front yard. Its pretty bad, but its set back so you can't really tell what the things are.
(Mon May 13, 2002 - 12:13:56 pm)

Heruka:
The city has little sidewalk plows that they use.
(Mon May 13, 2002 - 12:14:10 pm)

Decoy:
Yeah, some towns here have those.
(Mon May 13, 2002 - 12:15:02 pm)

Chewing Wax:
I had another run in with my neighbor. I was shutting the back door and saw her in her lawn and waved and said hi, all nice and she starts rambling on about how she hopes we can both enjoy our back yards this summer without me screaming horrible things about her over the fence. I'm like, "What are you talking about? I think there's been a misunderstanding," and she's like "Juvenile and I suspect drug induced insults!" and I tell her I don't use drugs and I don't know what she's talking about and she says I do and then goes, "I have no interest in what goes on over there". I have no idea what that last bit meant. Honestly, I've never said anything about her when she could hear me.
(Mon May 13, 2002 - 12:15:28 pm)

Queenie:
Shit. One of the old school project greenlighters died in a car crash last night. By far one of the most brilliant of the bunch. I met him in LA last year and have b.s.'ed with him almost every day for a year and a half. His name was Dan. I am very heartbroken.
(Mon May 13, 2002 - 12:16:13 pm)

Decoy:
Wow. That's scary.
(Mon May 13, 2002 - 12:16:16 pm)

Chewing Wax:
She's fucking insane
(Mon May 13, 2002 - 12:16:23 pm)

bela:
People litter in front of my house. That pisses me off. On Saturday night, Crystal had a party - 19 years old. I was on the deck and she was trashed. They were playing heavy metal and all that. Shes all "I'm wasted! come over! We have tequilia, beer, vodka! I asked if her mother was around. That woman is nuts, there were like 20 hoodlums there and if any of them killed someone driving around Brooklyn she'd be in big trouble. I saw about 50 empties and it was only 9:30 at night.
(Mon May 13, 2002 - 12:16:35 pm)

Decoy:
That's bad too.
(Mon May 13, 2002 - 12:16:35 pm)

Chewing Wax:
That's sad
(Mon May 13, 2002 - 12:16:40 pm)

Decoy:
Katie bar the door.
(Mon May 13, 2002 - 12:17:23 pm)

Queenie:
He wrote many screenplays and was the creative director of Agony productions in NY and was a prolific and quick-witted writer and all of this with cerebral palsy.
(Mon May 13, 2002 - 12:17:45 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Crystal. They're the ones with that yappy dog Winston right?
(Mon May 13, 2002 - 12:18:05 pm)

Decoy:
Ahhh the palsy.
(Mon May 13, 2002 - 12:18:05 pm)

Cushca:
Maybe Blue is repeating overheard insults, parrot-fashion over the fence to her. Did you ever think of that?
(Mon May 13, 2002 - 12:18:23 pm)

Chewing Wax:
He was driving with cerebral palsy?
(Mon May 13, 2002 - 12:18:25 pm)

Queenie:
He was a really fucking funny guy. I can't believe he's dead. Died on the goddamn New Jersey turnpike.
(Mon May 13, 2002 - 12:18:33 pm)

Queenie:
I don't know who was driving or how they fared.
(Mon May 13, 2002 - 12:18:52 pm)

Cushca:
The palsy is bad. Can people drive cars if they have the palsy? Was he walking on the New Jersey turnpike and someone hit him?
(Mon May 13, 2002 - 12:19:07 pm)

Decoy:
Everybody dies.
(Mon May 13, 2002 - 12:19:19 pm)

Cushca:
Yes. Yes they do.
(Mon May 13, 2002 - 12:19:31 pm)

Queenie:
A picture:

(Mon May 13, 2002 - 12:19:59 pm)

Cushca:
He had a nice hat.
(Mon May 13, 2002 - 12:20:39 pm)

bela:
Patchy. Patchy was yapping at everyone. Shes a rough kid that Crystal. I saw her wasted outside her house when she turned 18. Her friends were picking her up and they were going to a male strip joint. Shes all trashed and messy. This kid is 19 and she looks so used already. She sits outside talking on the phone with the long nails, bleached hair with a butt hanging out of her mouth swearing at her mother. Its pretty funny. Shes nice as pie to us, she really likes us and is always really polite but the way she talks to her mother, I feel sorry for Doreen.
(Mon May 13, 2002 - 12:20:46 pm)