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Queenie:
Cybele... she and her husband are the folks with the tubas and wedges of cheese on their heads.
(Fri May 10, 2002 - 12:58:02 pm)
Queenie:
Cushca, tell them that you find their use of the word connilingus threatening and that they're creating a hostile work environment for you. Then sue 'em.
(Fri May 10, 2002 - 12:58:48 pm)
bela:
Tubas and wedges of cheese. Madcap.
(Fri May 10, 2002 - 12:59:18 pm)
Sleepy:
Gosh. I miss the mill.
(Fri May 10, 2002 - 1:00:23 pm)
Queenie:
They are pretty insane. She is a Marilyn Monroe impersonator, Elvis impersonator (actually it's a Marilyn/Elvis combination), she's in that cheese group as well as another polka group, and she hosts a cable access show about chess. She is also playing a very large part in my short film. She's pretty bizarre.
(Fri May 10, 2002 - 1:01:29 pm)
Cushca:
Hello Sleepy. Please get me ooouuuutttt of here.
(Fri May 10, 2002 - 1:03:30 pm)
Sleepy:
Hello. I am on the crummy computer. With the mouse that does not work properly.
(Fri May 10, 2002 - 1:04:49 pm)
Cushca:
At your mansion? Or at the library?
(Fri May 10, 2002 - 1:05:22 pm)
Queenie:
This is sort of how I picture Heruka
(Fri May 10, 2002 - 1:05:38 pm)
Sleepy:
Library.
(Fri May 10, 2002 - 1:07:41 pm)
Cushca:
I see. I have things to tell you. Oh yes.
(Fri May 10, 2002 - 1:08:03 pm)
Sleepy:
We will speak this eventide, no?
(Fri May 10, 2002 - 1:08:36 pm)
Cushca:
Yes. It is so.
(Fri May 10, 2002 - 1:08:46 pm)
Sleepy:
Excellent. I have to find the places the agency has chosen for me next week. All towns that I do not know. This is going to be great.
(Fri May 10, 2002 - 1:09:53 pm)
Heruka:
Hey. I'm the easiest going person I knowI hate aniumal right people, they're the dumbest people on earth. I don't mean slight dim dumb, I'm talking "I've provided the scientific facts for you and you still don't understand" dumb. They should be shot.
(Fri May 10, 2002 - 1:10:17 pm)
Cushca:
Smella has just said goodbye to everyone in the fucking department except me. I'm going to find her. And then I'm going to stab her.
(Fri May 10, 2002 - 1:12:11 pm)
Queenie:
You're the easiest going person you know? Who the fuck are you hanging out with? Nazis?
(Fri May 10, 2002 - 1:12:18 pm)
Sleepy:
The leaving-do is going to be great.
(Fri May 10, 2002 - 1:12:42 pm)
bela:
I need to get out of here myself.
(Fri May 10, 2002 - 1:13:27 pm)
Cushca:
Oh, and by the way, diMarco is probably not coming now either. And the shit just keeps on coming.
(Fri May 10, 2002 - 1:14:27 pm)
Heruka:
I just have one small pet peeve: idiots. Not good to have in this world. Have you read the papers lately? Good grief...
(Fri May 10, 2002 - 1:14:40 pm)
Sleepy:
The lounge coat of arms has gone a startling shade of red on this computer. No diMarco? What kind of crap is that?
(Fri May 10, 2002 - 1:16:29 pm)
Sleepy:
Excellent. The agency is sending me to a deserted small town with a heavily wooded area.
(Fri May 10, 2002 - 1:17:21 pm)
Heruka:
Watch out for a wolvf dressed as an old woman. I can't see the coat of arms on this computer. Nothing. The screen is too dark. I can barely make out the outlines anymore.
(Fri May 10, 2002 - 1:18:47 pm)
Cushca:
I'm going to have to have drinks. It's the film that's putting people off.
(Fri May 10, 2002 - 1:21:11 pm)
Sleepy:
Wolf. Old woman. Got it. I'll be ready with my karate chop.
(Fri May 10, 2002 - 1:21:17 pm)
Sleepy:
Drinks. I think that's a good idea. It's the only thing that draws them in.
(Fri May 10, 2002 - 1:21:41 pm)
Cushca:
Cunts. So now I have to ask the fat/thin bitch to do me a favour and get drinks in. This is a fucking nightmare. I may as well stay here and retract my resignation.
(Fri May 10, 2002 - 1:21:49 pm)
Sleepy:
Feel good that you are taking all of the Department's budget away for drinks for your do. Invite everyone.
(Fri May 10, 2002 - 1:22:53 pm)
Sleepy:
Invite the Lounge. That should bankrupt the Mill. Bingo. You can go out on top.
(Fri May 10, 2002 - 1:23:23 pm)
Sleepy:
Order a fancy little Merlot or 20.
(Fri May 10, 2002 - 1:24:20 pm)
Cushca:
They'll probably say "well you did take days off to go to funerals, so that cuts your drinks budget down to £4.37. And the cheapest bottle of wine we have is £5. Goodbye."
(Fri May 10, 2002 - 1:25:38 pm)
Sleepy:
Then we must drink a lot at lunchtime. Let's get egg and chips from the cafe and then go to the pub.
(Fri May 10, 2002 - 1:28:11 pm)