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Cushca:
How long was this event? It sounds like you sized each other up for half an hour.
(Wed May 1, 2002 - 9:55:37 am)
bela:
I raised my umbrella as I was putting my jacket on and I heard "umph, aarrrr" and I turned around and he was ducking. Thats it.
(Wed May 1, 2002 - 10:00:29 am)
Cushca:
And from that you glean he's some screaming Jap queen who's intimidated by you? Wow. You're super fucking perceptive.
(Wed May 1, 2002 - 10:01:42 am)
bela:
No, chink queen. I've taken time out of my busy day to consult two big homo friends of mine, they may be able to shed some light.
(Wed May 1, 2002 - 10:02:54 am)
Myk Murphy:
Good morning. "hey hey, we're the wombles... People say we womble around!"
(Wed May 1, 2002 - 10:03:38 am)
bela:
You put the thought in my head. I didn't think anything until you said something wiseass.
(Wed May 1, 2002 - 10:03:57 am)
Cushca:
Fucking wombles.
(Wed May 1, 2002 - 10:04:01 am)
Myk Murphy:
Umbrella beatings... Very nice.
(Wed May 1, 2002 - 10:05:08 am)
Myk Murphy:
Hey ladies. The bird is going to go nuts if she keeps watching total shite on tv.
(Wed May 1, 2002 - 10:07:39 am)
bela:
Telly.
(Wed May 1, 2002 - 10:08:11 am)
Cushca:
Telly. Yes. She is. She will become an amoral track-suited creature. It's true. But what can I do?
(Wed May 1, 2002 - 10:18:16 am)
Detlef Sping:
Idiot joy showland.
(Wed May 1, 2002 - 10:24:22 am)
Cushca:
Hello Sping. You could go on Jerry Springer. I'll bet you're fucked up enough to go on as the last ever guest on the the grand finale last ever Jerry show.
(Wed May 1, 2002 - 10:25:21 am)
bela:
What hasn't gotten in to you today Cushca? You're a little spit fire this morning.
(Wed May 1, 2002 - 10:28:02 am)
Cushca:
It's the wombles. And the bathdodgers. I'm about to go into the throng. I don't like it, I tell ya. I don't like it one bit.
(Wed May 1, 2002 - 10:29:25 am)
Detlef Sping:
Yes the Muse has a hold on my prefrontal lobes.
(Wed May 1, 2002 - 10:31:00 am)
Mrs Dr GB:
It's very kind of you Murphy to have my welfare at heart. By the way, as I was waiting to get blood taken this morning the doctor came out and called out "Michael Murphy". I looked, but it wasn't you.
(Wed May 1, 2002 - 10:31:24 am)
Detlef Sping:
It's not the same one that has driven Queenie insane though.
(Wed May 1, 2002 - 10:31:53 am)
Myk Murphy:
Bad telly.
(Wed May 1, 2002 - 10:31:56 am)
Cushca:
I'm off. I'll be sure to wear my Decoy's Lounge crash helmet.
(Wed May 1, 2002 - 10:32:26 am)
Mrs Dr GB:
Why do trainers have such stupid names? Soc Moc? I mean: really.
(Wed May 1, 2002 - 10:32:44 am)
Mrs Dr GB:
Yes, and please everyone join me in saying to Cushca: KEEP THE FUCK OFF YOUR MOBILE PHONE.
(Wed May 1, 2002 - 10:33:06 am)
Detlef Sping:
The locusts are all queuing in.
(Wed May 1, 2002 - 10:34:57 am)
bela:
This is what one of my homo friends replied regarding my umbrella incident: i can never tell when / if a china-man is ever queer ... they're all suspects, but you know there are billions of them so they can't all be.
(Wed May 1, 2002 - 10:47:17 am)
Mrs Dr GB:
They do know an awful lot about shot silk.
(Wed May 1, 2002 - 10:48:36 am)
Decoy:
What the hell is shot silk, should I know 20% about it? Good morning. On man can make billions of sperm every day, they could all be gay except for a handful.
(Wed May 1, 2002 - 10:59:44 am)
bela:
Ew, gross Decoy.
(Wed May 1, 2002 - 11:00:27 am)
Decoy:
It was a pun.
(Wed May 1, 2002 - 11:02:56 am)
Decoy:
Happy May Day! Lets change the subject.
(Wed May 1, 2002 - 11:03:15 am)
Decoy:
Shot silk is a kind of flower, right? Uh Oh.
(Wed May 1, 2002 - 11:05:33 am)
bela:
Chris wanted a couple small changes to the site Decoy, did he email you?
(Wed May 1, 2002 - 11:14:12 am)
Myk Murphy:
Incredibly busy lately. I simply must lure cushca away from her new job. She can be my assistant who tells people to fuck off when i don't have time for them.
(Wed May 1, 2002 - 12:07:22 pm)
Decoy:
Yeah, I got that, I did it already yesterday.
(Wed May 1, 2002 - 1:03:47 pm)