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Now THAT'S funny:
WINSTON-SALEM, N.C. ЦЦ Members of a Wake Forest University fraternity were charged with animal cruelty and abandonment after a drunk, dehydrated and sunburned pig was found unconscious in a park.....

....Animal-control officers were called the next morning after the nearly 200-pound pig was found in the woods by a couple walking their dog. The pig was missing its tail and was unable to stand. Park officials said the animal was drunk."It reeked of alcohol," said Barbara Cassidy, the director of Forsyth County Animal Control.
(Tue Apr 30, 2002 - 4:05:46 pm)

Heruka:
I'm going to get me a couple of tshirts and a mug. I'll order them soon I think. I'm such a procrastinator.

Everybody loves Cushca. Whats not to love. Brains, brawn, and attitude. Live it up in this versatile vestment. In the garden or in the club, show your love.
(Tue Apr 30, 2002 - 4:10:17 pm)

(Tue Apr 30, 2002 - 4:13:18 pm)

bela:
Aren't brawn and attitude the same thing?
(Tue Apr 30, 2002 - 4:53:03 pm)

bela:
I guess not.
(Tue Apr 30, 2002 - 4:53:44 pm)

Heruka:
Brawn is a physical attribute. Like strength. Attitude is a parsonality trait.
(Tue Apr 30, 2002 - 4:56:02 pm)

bela:
I think I was thinking of bawdy.
(Tue Apr 30, 2002 - 4:57:04 pm)

bela:
Which could describe Cushca at times.
(Tue Apr 30, 2002 - 4:57:28 pm)

Heruka:
I thin anything could describe Cushca at times. Ugh.
(Tue Apr 30, 2002 - 5:03:40 pm)

Heruka:
I can't decide whether or not to have Seamus neutered. I want to, but what if say 5 years from now I want a new Brittany pup, and want one of his offspring. I really can't decide.
(Tue Apr 30, 2002 - 5:58:34 pm)

Chewing Wax:
They got all that goats milk fudge out to the Chautauqua way. For sure. You think it's exportable?
(Tue Apr 30, 2002 - 8:46:08 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Good news. Everything is open now.
(Tue Apr 30, 2002 - 8:46:36 pm)

Queenie:
cocksucking dsl bullshit!
(Tue Apr 30, 2002 - 9:21:39 pm)

Chewing Wax:
sweet
(Tue Apr 30, 2002 - 9:28:09 pm)

Heruka:
Everything?
(Tue Apr 30, 2002 - 10:02:21 pm)

Myk Murphy:
is it too much to ask for a photo of our cushca wearing this fashionable merchandise? i would certainly enjoy that.
(Tue Apr 30, 2002 - 10:46:56 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Yes. It's too much too ask.
(Tue Apr 30, 2002 - 10:49:55 pm)

Heruka:
is it too much to ask for a photo of our cushca wearing nothing including this fashionable merchandise? i would certainly enjoy that.
(Tue Apr 30, 2002 - 10:53:01 pm)

Heruka:
Like yesterdays fish, out with the trash.
(Tue Apr 30, 2002 - 11:10:23 pm)

Heruka:
Ha! Found my 2' compass. In your face Mrs. Coleman. She called me "discombobulated" once.
(Tue Apr 30, 2002 - 11:14:12 pm)

Heruka:
2"
(Tue Apr 30, 2002 - 11:16:18 pm)

Heruka:
She was an 8th grade teacher of mine.
(Tue Apr 30, 2002 - 11:19:23 pm)

Heruka:
I can see you all care deeply. pah..
(Tue Apr 30, 2002 - 11:47:21 pm)

Heruka:
See? I did things outside this morning. Visited my boss, planted some plants, took Seamus to the beach, and now I'm once again stuck working late at night. Let this be a lesson to you kids. Play today, pay tomorrow. Although, tomorrow I'm going to the jobsite for the first time in a month or so. Which is good. I'll be able to pick up some fudge. I'll take Seamus, he'll like it. He's my buddy.
(Wed May 1, 2002 - 12:20:21 am)

Heruka:
Look at me, I'm going on about my dog. I've become one of those people I can't stand.
(Wed May 1, 2002 - 12:20:56 am)

Heruka:
Who farted?
(Wed May 1, 2002 - 1:03:22 am)

Heruka:
Shake-shake-shake-shake your booty!!!
(Wed May 1, 2002 - 1:46:21 am)

Heruka:
Someone make me some coffee.
(Wed May 1, 2002 - 1:46:53 am)

Heruka:
Alanis Morissette was on the Daily show tonight. She acts like some great big feminist. I think she's a fraud. She seemed to have a hard time keeping up her little attitude there. I'm not saying she's neither against nor indifferent about womens rights. I'm just saying she's not nearly connected to the issues that plague women as she clearly portrays herself to be.
(Wed May 1, 2002 - 1:53:29 am)

Heruka:
Help me. Help me......
(Wed May 1, 2002 - 2:35:45 am)

Heruka:
It's 3:00am. We've got Sanford and Son or Married With Children.
(Wed May 1, 2002 - 3:01:30 am)

Heruka:
Would anyone mind if I had a little drink? I didn't think so.
(Wed May 1, 2002 - 4:09:57 am)

Chewing Wax:
Go to sleep
(Wed May 1, 2002 - 4:38:21 am)