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Mrs Dr GB:
Cool. I'll just get myself a drink, and I'll get Fausto a bowl of milk, and we'll settle down for the evening.
(Tue Apr 30, 2002 - 12:53:51 pm)
bela:
This fills me with rage!!!http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A7761-2002Apr30.html
(Tue Apr 30, 2002 - 12:55:25 pm)
bela:
Milk isn't good for animals. Give him some water.
(Tue Apr 30, 2002 - 12:56:06 pm)
Mrs Dr GB:
He's right here. I just asked which he'd prefer, and he said milk. Am I a bad mother if I ignore that?
(Tue Apr 30, 2002 - 12:58:19 pm)
Mrs Dr GB:
Oh dear. I just read the pig abuse article. And it is a terrible thing, but also; the headline is a little bit Onion. I'll confess to laughing at the headline.
(Tue Apr 30, 2002 - 12:59:30 pm)
Decoy:
Just back from the deli with a Cuban Sandwhich.
(Tue Apr 30, 2002 - 1:03:38 pm)
Mrs Dr GB:
What's in a Cuban sandwich, please?
(Tue Apr 30, 2002 - 1:05:07 pm)
Decoy:
Fucking Sigmas are gonna be on double secret probation for this one.
(Tue Apr 30, 2002 - 1:05:21 pm)
Mrs Dr GB:
I've got a craving for cough medicine. This cannot be good.
(Tue Apr 30, 2002 - 1:05:56 pm)
Mrs Dr GB:
I just went and sniffed the Sudafed. Send help.
(Tue Apr 30, 2002 - 1:07:04 pm)
Decoy:
If you're unhappy, you should drink.
(Tue Apr 30, 2002 - 1:07:40 pm)
Decoy:
Remember, theres the same about of carbos in a 12 pack as in an 8 oz Hershey bar. And it dries you up.
(Tue Apr 30, 2002 - 1:08:30 pm)
Cushca:
Now that's sense.
(Tue Apr 30, 2002 - 1:11:59 pm)
Mrs Dr GB:
I know you don't like to put yourself up for the quote Decoy, but surely your drinking advice should be there.
(Tue Apr 30, 2002 - 1:12:58 pm)
Decoy:
I've lost twenty pounds now by replacing one meal a day with a good drinking binge. I'm ready to go shopping for summer.
(Tue Apr 30, 2002 - 1:13:09 pm)
Mrs Dr GB:
Wow! You should market this diet. You could make a lot of money. Like that ex-fat bloke with the stupid perm.
(Tue Apr 30, 2002 - 1:13:39 pm)
Decoy:
Maybe I should start a special page of drinking advice and then put it on a drinking shirt.
(Tue Apr 30, 2002 - 1:14:28 pm)
Cushca:
Perm? Who?
(Tue Apr 30, 2002 - 1:14:36 pm)
Decoy:
Like the Subway guy?
(Tue Apr 30, 2002 - 1:14:46 pm)
Mrs Dr GB:
There's an American bloke, used to be very fat, marketed his diet. Stupid perm, a deal of lycra and sweatbands.
(Tue Apr 30, 2002 - 1:15:18 pm)
Decoy:
(Tue Apr 30, 2002 - 1:16:11 pm)
Chewing Wax:
Richard Simmons
(Tue Apr 30, 2002 - 1:17:02 pm)
Decoy:
You mean Richard Simmons?
(Tue Apr 30, 2002 - 1:17:21 pm)
Chewing Wax:
(Tue Apr 30, 2002 - 1:17:39 pm)
Mrs Dr GB:
He's called Mark I think. Or Barry. Or John or Rufus or Balthazar or Simon or Otto or Alan or Maxwell. Or something. He had a name.
(Tue Apr 30, 2002 - 1:17:53 pm)
Mrs Dr GB:
That's right. Richard.
(Tue Apr 30, 2002 - 1:18:02 pm)
Cushca:
I've seen him on adverts in America. We were in the hotel I believe. I also believe that the advert was followed by a chorus of 'bollocks' and 'like fuck he lost all that weight scoffing sandwiches' from Sleepy and myself.
(Tue Apr 30, 2002 - 1:18:06 pm)
Decoy:
Yeah, well, if you have to exercise, you're not doing it right.
(Tue Apr 30, 2002 - 1:18:22 pm)
Cushca:
The Subway man. I've seen Richard Simmons too. But he rendered me speechless.
(Tue Apr 30, 2002 - 1:18:39 pm)
Mrs Dr GB:
American adverts in hotel rooms. Happy days. Our first trip to the Bahamas was best remembered for the Nordic Track adverts.
(Tue Apr 30, 2002 - 1:18:57 pm)
Decoy:
Deal-A-Meal
(Tue Apr 30, 2002 - 1:19:49 pm)
Decoy:
The thing about the Subway guy is that he's not skinny or attractive or anything, he just lost 240 pounds.
(Tue Apr 30, 2002 - 1:21:11 pm)
Cushca:
I still remember the day Sleepy and I stared incredulously at the television set as a lovely looking young lady on a boat with a young man chirupped "I remember when my herpes treatment meant I couldn't make love for a whole week." I remember, quite clearly, Sleepy saying "Did she just say what I thought she just said at 2 o'clock in the afternoon?"
(Tue Apr 30, 2002 - 1:21:14 pm)