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Chewing Wax:
That's true. I've even ridden a few of them.
(Fri Mar 24, 2000 - 3:15:01 pm)

Chewing Wax:
I don't think Jumbo was trying to stomp me that one time. Probably just a misunderstanding.
(Fri Mar 24, 2000 - 3:15:40 pm)

Chewing Wax:
I've been released for the remainder of the afternoon. Have a great weekend everyone.
(Fri Mar 24, 2000 - 3:17:45 pm)

Dr GB:
You probably said something about him. They have big ears. They hear a lot more than we give them credit for. I heard a lovely tale once about an elephant that was killed (no, wait) by some villagers. The elephants stampeded the village as revenge. I thought that was quite cute. But you see, that was in Cameroon, so I don't think you're in any danger.
(Fri Mar 24, 2000 - 3:18:43 pm)

Elephants cant find me.
(Fri Mar 24, 2000 - 3:22:52 pm)

Dr GB:
I'm off. Things to do. Milkshake to drink. Bye, Wax.
(Fri Mar 24, 2000 - 3:26:36 pm)

(Fri Mar 24, 2000 - 4:21:05 pm)

:
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.
(Fri Mar 24, 2000 - 4:44:36 pm)

:
A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.'
(Fri Mar 24, 2000 - 4:46:52 pm)

:
Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu. But I think it's Colin.
(Fri Mar 24, 2000 - 4:48:02 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Thanks for all that. And like the sign says, Gin and Tonic Season is officially OPEN. Sea-Monkeys are extra.
(Fri Mar 24, 2000 - 4:48:46 pm)

:
Thank you Tommy Cooper.
(Fri Mar 24, 2000 - 4:49:18 pm)

Sleepy:
Frasier's on in ten minutes. Excellent.
(Fri Mar 24, 2000 - 4:50:22 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Frasier eh? I like that English chick they have on that show. And the dog. That Eddie is hilarious.
(Fri Mar 24, 2000 - 4:52:02 pm)

Chewing Wax:
I missed my Ishbel this afternoon. That's two weeks in a row.
(Fri Mar 24, 2000 - 4:52:32 pm)

Chewing Wax:

(Fri Mar 24, 2000 - 4:54:04 pm)

Sleepy:
Ah Ishbel. The Gormenghast grip is loosening ever so slightly, but every now at then I pop the videos back on and coo at Steerpike. On your screens in June on BBC America apparently. You get the making of the series in the US too. I haven't even seen that.
(Fri Mar 24, 2000 - 4:55:37 pm)

Chewing Wax:
June eh? I will mark it down in my calander. You never weighed in on the Ruby Wax question. Quickly before Frasier starts.
(Fri Mar 24, 2000 - 4:56:34 pm)

Sleepy:
Maybe I can combine the kitten-mulching trip with the showing of the documentary...
(Fri Mar 24, 2000 - 4:57:06 pm)

Chewing Wax:
But then you'd be watching with Myk... which would make me jealous. I suppose I could come down there to watch.
(Fri Mar 24, 2000 - 4:57:42 pm)

Sleepy:
I never really watch Ruby much. The format of the shows is always changing. I don't even know when the shows are on. She's ok though. She always has Eddie Izzard on her show, so that's absolutely fine by me, since he is one of the funniest people in the world.
(Fri Mar 24, 2000 - 4:59:32 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Okay then. Thank you for your input.
(Fri Mar 24, 2000 - 5:00:30 pm)

Sleepy:
Do you like her?
(Fri Mar 24, 2000 - 5:00:46 pm)

Sleepy:
Quickly...
(Fri Mar 24, 2000 - 5:02:18 pm)

Chewing Wax:
I think she's pretty funny. I've only seen the show twice, once with OJ SImpson and then last night with the Jerry Springer show. Transexuals and a huster centerfold who was engaged to a man and had a lesbian lover and neither of them knew about the other. Ruby spent the whole time patching things up between the guests after the show.
(Fri Mar 24, 2000 - 5:02:45 pm)

Sleepy:
Ahhhh!!!! You called me once when I'd just started to watch that Jerry Springer episode!!!
(Fri Mar 24, 2000 - 5:04:43 pm)

Sleepy:
I never saw it!
(Fri Mar 24, 2000 - 5:04:54 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Anne doesn't appreciate these Tommy Cooper jokes. Or maybe I'm telling them wrong.
(Fri Mar 24, 2000 - 5:04:59 pm)

Chewing Wax:
I made you miss that episode? I'm so sorry.
(Fri Mar 24, 2000 - 5:05:20 pm)

Sleepy:
You've got to wear a fez when you tell the joke and look like a magician.
(Fri Mar 24, 2000 - 5:05:38 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Wait. That's every Jerry Springer show.
(Fri Mar 24, 2000 - 5:05:55 pm)

Sleepy:
I need never have known how funny it was...!
(Fri Mar 24, 2000 - 5:06:02 pm)

Chewing Wax:
I think I can dig up a fez somewhere.
(Fri Mar 24, 2000 - 5:06:18 pm)