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Chewing Wax:
Oh. Those people on the chat shows are real. Just like GB says, they are a lesson.
(Tue Apr 30, 2002 - 10:27:20 am)

Chewing Wax:
Explain that Ugandan funeral/feast/masacre thing.
(Tue Apr 30, 2002 - 10:28:11 am)

Chewing Wax:
Mmmm. Sourghum
(Tue Apr 30, 2002 - 10:28:31 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
Today on Trisha:
"So, Brian. How did you feel when Shereen told you she was pregnant?"
"Shocked"
"Had you been using contraception?"
"No"
"Then why were you shocked?"

ad infinitum with each guest.
(Tue Apr 30, 2002 - 10:29:30 am)

Cushca:
Dumbfucks. Literally.
(Tue Apr 30, 2002 - 10:33:01 am)

Cushca:
I love chat shows. Especially Jerry Springer. That is the best one. I like it when someone makes an insightful comment to one of the guests, and the whole crowd start chanting 'GO TO OPRAH! GO TO OPRAH!'
(Tue Apr 30, 2002 - 10:33:51 am)

Decoy:
Hah.
(Tue Apr 30, 2002 - 10:37:29 am)

Decoy:
Get out, really?
(Tue Apr 30, 2002 - 10:37:44 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
Yeah but with Jerry they bleep so much of it out. On Trisha the guests don't swear so much so you get to hear most of what's said.
(Tue Apr 30, 2002 - 10:37:54 am)

bela:
where is Heruka? Doesn't he watch Springer?
(Tue Apr 30, 2002 - 10:40:19 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
Has he ever been on Springer?
(Tue Apr 30, 2002 - 10:41:29 am)

Cushca:
He should go on there.
(Tue Apr 30, 2002 - 10:41:38 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
You know whose show I couldn't bear to go on? Bloody Pompous Arsed Montel.
(Tue Apr 30, 2002 - 10:42:01 am)

Cushca:
Because I was off work yesterday, I watched two episodes of Jenny Jones, Sally Jesse Raphael and Jerry Springer. It was great. My dad watched a bit of Jerry Springer with me. Then he left the room.
(Tue Apr 30, 2002 - 10:42:24 am)

Cushca:
I saw him once. He had an entourage. What a fucking dick. No-one would recognise him here if he slapped them on the arse and called them Charlie.
(Tue Apr 30, 2002 - 10:43:08 am)

bela:
Why do you get those shows?
(Tue Apr 30, 2002 - 10:43:13 am)

bela:
I didn't even know Montel was still around.
(Tue Apr 30, 2002 - 10:43:37 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
There was a real rough old bird on one of them today. Saying - as if it was a virtue - that the scars on her knuckles were from hitting the fridge a dozen times so she wouldn't hit her husband. She was great. She wore a great deal of sovereign and creole jewellery. I think Elizabeth Duke makes a lot of money out of her.
(Tue Apr 30, 2002 - 10:43:54 am)

Decoy:
There is NO excuse to hit a fridge!
(Tue Apr 30, 2002 - 10:47:17 am)

Cushca:
4/25/2002 "Happy Hooker Hour"Jacola has been a prostitute for the past 3 years. Today, she’ll tell her mom, Thelma, who’s done everything for her, the truth about how she earns a living. Then… Kelly is a prostitute and she’s also pregnant! But she’s here today to dump the one man who truly loves her… for her pimp! Later… Plus-size Jessica says her fiancé has no idea that she has sex with men in exchange for food! Jessica say she just can’t resist a good cheeseburger! Her best “client” helps her demonstrate.
(Tue Apr 30, 2002 - 10:47:34 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
I agree. Several members of the audience were visibly shocked by her revelation. The fridge joined the discussion live by phone, but was too scared to come onstage.
(Tue Apr 30, 2002 - 10:48:01 am)

Cushca:
That's what was on Jerry Springer on my birthday.
(Tue Apr 30, 2002 - 10:48:06 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
SEX FOR FOOD?! I want to go on that show. I want to be in the audience. I would stand up looking as if I have an earnest question, then I'd burst out laughing and go "You have sex for food..............!"
(Tue Apr 30, 2002 - 10:48:53 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
Who fucked for all the pies?
(Tue Apr 30, 2002 - 10:49:00 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
Oh! Pineapple crumble for pudding tonight. Yum.
(Tue Apr 30, 2002 - 10:51:04 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
I didn't fuck for it, by the way.
(Tue Apr 30, 2002 - 10:51:11 am)

Decoy:
The other morning was one on Springer;s advert, "...So you had sex for one dollar?"
(Tue Apr 30, 2002 - 10:52:03 am)

Cushca:
They should have had the frige backlit, behind a screen, with one of those voice-changers that make everything you say incomprehsible.
(Tue Apr 30, 2002 - 10:54:11 am)

Chewing Wax:
I charge a dollar
(Tue Apr 30, 2002 - 10:54:27 am)

Cushca:
Fridge.
(Tue Apr 30, 2002 - 10:54:38 am)

Cushca:
You're worth every cent.
(Tue Apr 30, 2002 - 10:54:45 am)

Chewing Wax:
thanks
(Tue Apr 30, 2002 - 10:55:13 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
Imagine that. A fridge that sounds like a waffle iron.
(Tue Apr 30, 2002 - 10:55:37 am)