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Decoy:
Good morning birthday babe, party guests, and fuckwits.
(Thu Apr 25, 2002 - 8:23:52 am)
Chewing Wax:
Happy birthday Cushca. I heard on the radio it's Renee Zellweger's birthday too. You two should hang out together. Or something.
(Thu Apr 25, 2002 - 8:24:56 am)
Decoy:
GB, 8.5 hours? Yeah, if you can talk Beardie into not sleeping at all ever.
(Thu Apr 25, 2002 - 8:26:55 am)
Decoy:
And happy fourth Bledsoe day to you, Wax.
(Thu Apr 25, 2002 - 8:27:21 am)
Decoy:
We gotta learn the words to "All You Need is Love" by the jubilee.
(Thu Apr 25, 2002 - 8:41:54 am)
Chewing Wax:
Good morning.
(Thu Apr 25, 2002 - 9:16:08 am)
bela:
Is Cushca here? Did anyone tell her I got her package and sent it? I have a fucking pinched nerve in my neck and I have a show tonight. Thats just great.
(Thu Apr 25, 2002 - 9:43:30 am)
Detlef Sping:
Dont worry bela, I will fill in for you.
(Thu Apr 25, 2002 - 9:45:51 am)
bela:
Oh shut up, I'm not in the mood for it today.
(Thu Apr 25, 2002 - 9:48:12 am)
Detlef Sping:
I'll twist your neck if you'd like.
(Thu Apr 25, 2002 - 9:50:12 am)
Detlef Sping:
a nice dry snap.
(Thu Apr 25, 2002 - 9:50:31 am)
Chewing Wax:
How'd you injure your neck?
(Thu Apr 25, 2002 - 9:55:02 am)
Detlef Sping:
Yoga maybe, or that squeeze piano she hangs off her rib cage.
(Thu Apr 25, 2002 - 9:58:33 am)
Detlef Sping:
Time to switch to a Farfisa, like in the Partridge family.
(Thu Apr 25, 2002 - 9:59:33 am)
Detlef Sping:
Take an Advil you'll be fine.
(Thu Apr 25, 2002 - 10:00:05 am)
Danny:
I'll fix your neck bela.
(Thu Apr 25, 2002 - 10:00:50 am)
bela:
Oh you're hilarous.
(Thu Apr 25, 2002 - 10:03:15 am)
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(Thu Apr 25, 2002 - 10:05:52 am)
Detlef McSping:
Oh aye?
(Thu Apr 25, 2002 - 10:11:36 am)
bela:
Drat, it looks like Cushca left without knowing I have her package.
(Thu Apr 25, 2002 - 10:35:17 am)
bela:
I put a bag of cookies in the box too.
(Thu Apr 25, 2002 - 10:35:35 am)
Decoy:
If she read back a few pages, she should have seen that you sent it yesterday.
(Thu Apr 25, 2002 - 11:10:32 am)
Decoy:
Logistical nightmare, that bucket hat.
(Thu Apr 25, 2002 - 11:11:14 am)
bela:
It didn't go out yesterday. They brought it back to me saying I had to fill out this form to stick on the box. First time I had to do that, I've sent things to Europe before and didn't go through that. Must be a new thing they are doing. I filled out the form and put the box out for the mail people, hopefully it will work out: she'll get her box and I won't get fired.
(Thu Apr 25, 2002 - 11:14:46 am)
Decoy:
Oh. Customs, I expect.
(Thu Apr 25, 2002 - 11:17:09 am)
:
The U.S. unveiled it's new SUPER GIGANTIC SOLDIER MAN today. President George "Dubyah" Bush, glowed with pride as the soldier was unleashed on a sleeping Pakistan. "This guy is HUGE!" the President beamed.
(Thu Apr 25, 2002 - 11:20:35 am)
bela:
Ok, thats pretty funny.
(Thu Apr 25, 2002 - 11:23:08 am)
Queenie:
My list of the three most annoying things about being pregnant:
1. Well-intentioned mothers harassing me with unsolicited advice. Yes, it's true that wise words from someone who's been there is priceless, but for fuck's sake, shut up!
2. Strangers touching my belly. Just because life lies within doesn't mean you're allowed to molest me.
3. Constant attention and fussing about. Leave me alone!!
Top three most annoying things about delivery and thereafter:
1. One word: stitches.
2. Luxury of nine months free of menstruation repaid with a vengance... for six straight weeks.
3. No one pays attention to me anymore!
(Thu Apr 25, 2002 - 11:55:44 am)
bela:
I could add to that list never having experienced either.
(Thu Apr 25, 2002 - 12:05:24 pm)
Queenie:
Something about an explosion and collapse in NYC? What's going on??
(Thu Apr 25, 2002 - 12:05:38 pm)
Chewing Wax:
Heruka?
(Thu Apr 25, 2002 - 12:07:27 pm)
Queenie:
"Firefighters on scene of possible building collapse in New York City. Details to come. "
(Thu Apr 25, 2002 - 12:08:04 pm)
Queenie:
Technical school in Chelsea, they say.
(Thu Apr 25, 2002 - 12:08:56 pm)