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bela:
Stupid Tom just called me and I yelled at him again about little old Franco and he said "yeah, no more weed for him" I can't believe some of the conversations I have to have. Ridiculous.
(Wed Apr 24, 2002 - 12:40:09 pm)

Chewing Wax:
You know it was the Burito and not the weed. They use weed to calm upset stomachs. The weed probably kept his little Mexican dog head from exploding. You should be thanking Tom for saving the Generalisimo's life.
(Wed Apr 24, 2002 - 12:46:06 pm)

Decoy:
You get to pick, that's cool.
(Wed Apr 24, 2002 - 12:51:13 pm)

bela:
Yeah well I know that but I wanted to make him feel bad so I told him it was the weed. But, weed makes them puke. My sister's chihuahua got a hold of a batch of pot cookies, ate 3 of them and rocked back and forth grinning for 2 days. So I told Tom about Maisy - my sister's dog so Tom called her house and when my sister picked up he said in this stoner voice "hey, is maisy there man". It was sort of funny.
(Wed Apr 24, 2002 - 12:57:40 pm)

bela:
Its half Corgey half Chihuahua. I'll send some pics of her to you to post tonight.
(Wed Apr 24, 2002 - 12:58:34 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Your sister?
(Wed Apr 24, 2002 - 12:59:51 pm)

bela:
Yeah, my little sister. She has a half corgey half chihuahuah, a pug and another chihuahua mix. And two cats, The Spook and The Chew.
(Wed Apr 24, 2002 - 1:06:08 pm)

bela:
We thought we lost The Chew when we moved her and her stupid boyfriend last month. We had pretty much moved all their shit and we came back to get the pets and The Chew was MIA. We thought maybe she went down the fire escape or left the building. My sister stated crying and freaking out so my friend Heather and I drove to the new place to see if the cat got in something and we found that her stupid boyfriend taped the cat in the Armoire. Big dope. I was so glad though because shes had that cat for over 10 years and its really sickly with irritable bowel syndrome. That cat is a miracle my sister has kept it alive so long. So that was a happy ending.
(Wed Apr 24, 2002 - 1:09:00 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Taped it in the Armoire. That's a good story.
(Wed Apr 24, 2002 - 1:10:45 pm)

bela:
Hes a big idiot. Hes this weirdo from this weird family. They're all super smart in creepy weird ways. Like his dad is this professor at MIT but hes super strange. LIke he would drive his car to work, leave it running the whole day and then take the train home forgetting he drove to work - shit like that all the time. Tons of stories like that. But Ethan is the same way. He has talking to himself problems and weird character problems. His talking to himself used to be really bad. Once, when they lived in Cambridge I was visiting them and my sister and I are sitting in her living room and I hear all this chatter coming from the kitchen from Ethan, who is in there alone. My sister acts like nothing is wrong. I'm all "what the fuck is that" and she says "oh ignore it, thats Ethan talking to himself, he must be thinking about his old landlord that he hated". I'm all, "ok". Then we're in the kitchen and hes taking a shower and I hear "Fucking asshole!" coming from the shower. I look at my sister and shes says "Ignore it, I think hes still thinking about his old landlord". Thats under control though.
(Wed Apr 24, 2002 - 1:15:52 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Spooky
(Wed Apr 24, 2002 - 1:20:03 pm)

Decoy:
Under control
(Wed Apr 24, 2002 - 1:23:19 pm)

Decoy:
I just found out that the Cannonball Run starts and ends in Rochester this year. I'm gonna go down and check it out.
(Wed Apr 24, 2002 - 1:24:30 pm)

Decoy:
bela, you could write a coffee table/ bathroom book. All short bits like you could read in 5 minutes. People would read, shake their head, and then put it down. THey all start with. 'What a big idiot."
(Wed Apr 24, 2002 - 1:29:25 pm)

Chewing Wax:
That doesn't look like the underground race from the movie.
(Wed Apr 24, 2002 - 1:29:50 pm)

bela:
His older brother, forget it. Hes like this genius computer guy - did the Dalai Lama's website and he lives in San Fran - big weirdo pot smoker hippy type guy. Anyway, one time he was visiting Cambridge to see his family and I was too so we all went out. Me, Tom, my sis, ethan and that brother Caleb. He had this weird thing where he had to light everyones cigarette. He had flipping this fancy lighter on really quick. He went nuts about it. So tom was trying to beat him to the cigarettes and it drove him nuts and tom was just getting him going. I thought it was a joke but my sister told me he had a problem.
(Wed Apr 24, 2002 - 1:30:23 pm)

Chewing Wax:
He had to light everones cigarettes. I'm going to look that one up.
(Wed Apr 24, 2002 - 1:33:44 pm)

Decoy:
See what I mean?
(Wed Apr 24, 2002 - 1:35:08 pm)

bela:
It was insane. I can't explain it. Not even just our cigarettes, everyone sitting around us too. I like this guy though, hes totally cool and his wife is too and they really love my sister so thats cool.
(Wed Apr 24, 2002 - 1:35:53 pm)

Detlef Sping:
Yes insane or crystal meth.
(Wed Apr 24, 2002 - 1:59:10 pm)

Detlef Sping:
I am dreaming of happy Pandas. A whole field full of happy Pandas. I am beside myself. I am entirely myself. I am going to set myself on fire. Just you wait and see.
(Wed Apr 24, 2002 - 2:00:44 pm)

Detlef Sping:
Don't worry though. This is just us talking. This is just us coming together at the head. Like Siamese twins, like two happy peas in a pod. There are no happy Pandas to be had in that one. Not at all. No mention of Pandas whatsoever. Just unpleasantness that I would rather avoid. So keep smiling. Always remember to keep smiling. Whatever will be, will be. There is nothing more pathetic than a sore loser. So keep smiling. Everything will take care of itself. Thank goodness.
(Wed Apr 24, 2002 - 2:02:49 pm)

Detlef Sping:
Heh.
(Wed Apr 24, 2002 - 2:03:17 pm)

Detlef Sping:
I think this coffee is far too strong.
(Wed Apr 24, 2002 - 2:04:03 pm)

Chewing Wax:
You're making me nervous
(Wed Apr 24, 2002 - 2:04:54 pm)

Detlef Sping:
Zurückblickend kann ich sagen, dass ich versucht habe, mich zu überzeugen, dass ich die richtige Entscheidung getroffen habe. Sie war immerhin ein ziemlich unverwüstliches kleines Ding. Keine Pause. Keine Zeit zum Lesen vor dem Zubettgehen, nur peng- peng-peng. Dann die Zigaretten und Kaugummi. Ich konnte Leute, die zur gleichen Zeit Kaugummi kauen und rauchen nie ausstehen. Also tat ich etwas Besonderes für sie an ihrem achtzehnten Geburtstag. Ich erstickte sie mit einem Kissen?
(Wed Apr 24, 2002 - 2:06:47 pm)

Detlef Sping:
I mean, So I guess I'm going to Libya. I have never been to Africa, despite the fact that my entire family is buried there. I have only ever been to the Grand Canyon. The rest you know.
(Wed Apr 24, 2002 - 2:08:16 pm)

Detlef Sping:
For some strange reason I can't stop thinking about Charlie And The Chocolate Factory. I have no idea why. Who would have ever guessed that I'd be consumed by thoughts of milk chocolate rivers and doors made of marzipan.
(Wed Apr 24, 2002 - 2:14:52 pm)

Detlef Sping:
Everybody gets one. That's the rules. I didn't make it up, I'm just saying. So be happy. Happiness is paramount. Your happiness is what's important. The balloons are a nice touch.
(Wed Apr 24, 2002 - 2:16:17 pm)

Detlef Sping:
AUF!
(Wed Apr 24, 2002 - 2:16:32 pm)

Chewing Wax:
You're scaring me
(Wed Apr 24, 2002 - 2:16:35 pm)

bela:
And those big pods filled with whipped cream and the giant gummy bears.
(Wed Apr 24, 2002 - 2:16:42 pm)

Chewing Wax:
If you see Momar, remind him he owes me some money
(Wed Apr 24, 2002 - 2:17:23 pm)