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Chewing Wax:
Who's there?
(Wed Apr 24, 2002 - 9:38:41 am)
bela:
Woman.
(Wed Apr 24, 2002 - 9:39:45 am)
Chewing Wax:
That's a good one
(Wed Apr 24, 2002 - 9:40:02 am)
bela:
A guy goes to Coney Island and he sees a whore under the boardwalk so he fucks her and gives her $20 when hes done. A couple weeks later he goes back and sees the same whore and he fucks her again under the boardwalk. As hes fucking her she farts. At the end, he hands her $25. She says "Why $25" and he says "$20 for sex and an extra $5 for blowing the sand off my balls".
(Wed Apr 24, 2002 - 9:42:11 am)
Mrs Dr GB:
Urgh! Gross! I'm telling mum.
(Wed Apr 24, 2002 - 9:47:18 am)
Detlef Sping:
$20.00?
(Wed Apr 24, 2002 - 9:48:33 am)
Decoy:
Oh, my!
(Wed Apr 24, 2002 - 9:50:54 am)
Decoy:
Yeah Sping, get over to Coney Island, unbelievable bargains.
(Wed Apr 24, 2002 - 9:51:27 am)
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(Wed Apr 24, 2002 - 9:58:30 am)
Mrs Dr GB:
I think my peach is too fluffy. I think there's something odd about it. It has a pile, like a newly-laid carpet.
(Wed Apr 24, 2002 - 9:59:55 am)
Chewing Wax:
Is that a metaphor?
(Wed Apr 24, 2002 - 10:02:19 am)
Decoy:
Interesting.
(Wed Apr 24, 2002 - 10:02:29 am)
Mrs Dr GB:
Yes, isn't it. I'm quite a thrilling date.
(Wed Apr 24, 2002 - 10:03:59 am)
Myk Murphy:
Good morning, comedian types. Loved the jokes.
(Wed Apr 24, 2002 - 10:10:26 am)
Myk Murphy:
If a woman told me that on a date, i would certainly be paying attention for the remainder of the evening.
(Wed Apr 24, 2002 - 10:13:08 am)
bela:
Tom told me those yesterday. Obviously he has a lot of dirty jokes. When I go to the shelter, Vinney will come up to me and say your husband is a sick fuck.
(Wed Apr 24, 2002 - 10:15:26 am)
Detlef Sping:
yah
(Wed Apr 24, 2002 - 10:21:36 am)
Chewing Wax:
That was fucked up
(Wed Apr 24, 2002 - 10:28:57 am)
Mrs Dr GB:
I'm very bored. Will someone dance for me please?
(Wed Apr 24, 2002 - 10:32:27 am)
Chewing Wax:
Myk will dance for you
(Wed Apr 24, 2002 - 10:36:18 am)
bela:
I fed Franco some of my burrito last night and he puked all over the place late last night. I felt so bad.
(Wed Apr 24, 2002 - 10:51:10 am)
Chewing Wax:
Sometimes dogs just puke
(Wed Apr 24, 2002 - 10:51:41 am)
bela:
He puked beans and rice. He was choking so loud he woke me up which was good because I got him out of the bed before he ralphed all over my side of the bed near my pillow.
(Wed Apr 24, 2002 - 10:54:24 am)
bela:
Tom also said he gave him a tiny roach to eat which totally pissed me off. He thinks hes mellowing him out, making him less annoying by feeding him weed. I told him he got sick because of the weed so he won't give him anymore pot. Hes sick I hate him.
(Wed Apr 24, 2002 - 10:56:06 am)
Myk Murphy:
More jokes, please.
(Wed Apr 24, 2002 - 11:00:50 am)
Myk Murphy:
Pets should get pet food, and little else. Happy digestion.
(Wed Apr 24, 2002 - 11:03:08 am)
Chewing Wax:
Feeding Franco a roach is kind of like a joke.
(Wed Apr 24, 2002 - 11:03:13 am)
bela:
I know, I'm not giving him treats like that ever again.
(Wed Apr 24, 2002 - 11:06:48 am)
Decoy:
He should give the weed to someone who appreciates it. Grass makes dogs puke, stands to reason, I think.
(Wed Apr 24, 2002 - 11:08:32 am)
Decoy:
Cooked and resin coated, I don't know.
(Wed Apr 24, 2002 - 11:09:41 am)
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(Wed Apr 24, 2002 - 11:14:34 am)
bela:
Hes an asshole, he knows better than that. I was a teeny amount but still, hes an old dog. I gave him tons of shit for it and I think he felt bad.
(Wed Apr 24, 2002 - 11:15:18 am)
bela:
It
(Wed Apr 24, 2002 - 11:15:27 am)