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Chewing Wax:
Who me?
(Mon Apr 22, 2002 - 3:44:22 pm)

Heruka:
alcohol makes your body limber. When in an accident, it's safer to be drunk. Remember that kids: always drive drunk so when you do get into an accident, it's less likely you'll be injiured.
(Mon Apr 22, 2002 - 3:44:23 pm)

Decoy:
I suppose soft snow helps, too.
(Mon Apr 22, 2002 - 3:44:47 pm)

bela:
That has to have been it, thank god no one was in the car with him.
(Mon Apr 22, 2002 - 3:44:48 pm)

bela:
That guy was an asshole though. He left the scene, I got his plate number, some puerto rican from the Bronx and he told told our insurance that we hit him. Asshole.
(Mon Apr 22, 2002 - 3:45:50 pm)

Queenie:
It only makes you more limber because you're response time it too slow so you don't tense up in anticipation of a crash the way a sober person would.
(Mon Apr 22, 2002 - 3:48:22 pm)

Queenie:
YOUR GODDAMMIT
(Mon Apr 22, 2002 - 3:48:32 pm)

Heruka:
New York, things are different there. Here he would have done jail time. Leaving the scene of an accident is a no-no. A big no-no.
(Mon Apr 22, 2002 - 3:48:55 pm)

bela:
Yeah, I've heard that. Thats why the drunk driver always lives. The drunk driver and the person sleeping.
(Mon Apr 22, 2002 - 3:49:14 pm)

Decoy:
When I got rear ended (and my Explorer was totaled), they said that most of the after pain is from all the muscles in your whole body tensing up from the impact, not the impact itself. Exactly that, drunks don't tense up.
(Mon Apr 22, 2002 - 3:50:26 pm)

bela:
Well thats because we called the cops but no one showed up so we left so that was stupid of us. Tom was all freaking out like he didn't want the cops there, but then this guy got hurt and some equipment got wrecked so that was a bad call. Tom really is an idiot sometimes.
(Mon Apr 22, 2002 - 3:50:30 pm)

Heruka:
great, not that we have that covered... Ford Exploder? You drive a Ford? Ha ha ha !!!
(Mon Apr 22, 2002 - 3:51:38 pm)

bela:
Actually, I'm an idiot, we did fill out a police report. We went to the police station on 5th Street.
(Mon Apr 22, 2002 - 3:51:54 pm)

Decoy:
Cops even help idiots sometimes, tell him.
(Mon Apr 22, 2002 - 3:51:57 pm)

bela:
I forgot about that. We did get money in the end.
(Mon Apr 22, 2002 - 3:53:03 pm)

Decoy:
That was the first and last Ford. I now have a Suburban, for safety's sake.
(Mon Apr 22, 2002 - 3:53:14 pm)

Decoy:
Did the guy go to jail. Like H said, he would around here, too.
(Mon Apr 22, 2002 - 3:53:45 pm)

bela:
No, nothing. They don't care. We had the guys plate and everything. Assholes.
(Mon Apr 22, 2002 - 3:54:43 pm)

Chewing Wax:
So what's this green tea stuff supposed to do for you?
(Mon Apr 22, 2002 - 3:59:13 pm)

Heruka:
does anybody find it off that in a country that hates Jews, their biggest complaint about Le Pen is that he once may or may not have made anti-jew statements?
(Mon Apr 22, 2002 - 4:00:48 pm)

Heruka:
odd
(Mon Apr 22, 2002 - 4:01:43 pm)

Decoy:
The French? Odd? Get back on the turnip truck, man.
(Mon Apr 22, 2002 - 4:09:26 pm)

Heruka:
Good grief.
(Mon Apr 22, 2002 - 4:39:56 pm)

Chewing Wax:
You're getting anti-jew and pro Nazi mixed up.
(Mon Apr 22, 2002 - 4:40:03 pm)

Heruka:
What a long fucking day. Even with a half hour nap in there. Ack!
(Mon Apr 22, 2002 - 4:40:22 pm)

Chewing Wax:
French hate the fucking Nazi's more then they hate the jews. Anything smacking of pro-Nazi reminds them of their pathetic surrender and subsequent occupation and all that German food. Most of all, the French hate German food.
(Mon Apr 22, 2002 - 4:41:03 pm)

Heruka:
Not at all. Wasn't there a huge proPalistinian rally last week there? These are the same fucking people I bet. They're scared that they won't allow anymore of their fanatic friends into the coutry and crush it's already unstable economy anymore.
(Mon Apr 22, 2002 - 4:42:36 pm)

bela:
One of my favorite books is set in occupied France - The Mandarins by Simone DeBeauvoir.
(Mon Apr 22, 2002 - 4:43:57 pm)

Heruka:
Anyone a betting man? I bet Europes economy crumbles within the next 10 years. Can see this one coming mile way. They've been fighting it for years now.
(Mon Apr 22, 2002 - 4:46:03 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Okay. If you win, I pay in Euros, if I win, I get dollars. We'll settle on the exchange rate now.
(Mon Apr 22, 2002 - 4:47:13 pm)

Heruka:
Ah the Euro. The last hope for a dying people. Then Canada, Canadas days are numbered also.
(Mon Apr 22, 2002 - 4:48:42 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Euro is 89 cents give or take.
(Mon Apr 22, 2002 - 4:48:48 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Wait. Now I'm confused. Bet's off.
(Mon Apr 22, 2002 - 4:49:19 pm)