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Cushca:
But I mean, really. I'm getting out of their hair. Throw me a fucking bone.
(Thu Apr 18, 2002 - 1:46:54 pm)

Cushca:
I'm off.
(Thu Apr 18, 2002 - 1:48:30 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Seems pretty harmless to me. Not overdone or mellodramatic. You stick to your guns young lady.
(Thu Apr 18, 2002 - 1:48:58 pm)

Chewing Wax:
There she goes.
(Thu Apr 18, 2002 - 1:49:06 pm)

Chewing Wax:
I think I have to go to lunch. It's pulled pork sandwhich special at Smokey Pete's All Pork Buffett.
(Thu Apr 18, 2002 - 1:49:49 pm)

bela:
I just fell asleep on the floor of my office. Took a little nap. Used my gym bag for a pillow and drew the metal shades, or whatever they are.
(Thu Apr 18, 2002 - 1:59:27 pm)

bela:
Smokey Petes All Pork Buffet? Good lord. I had some rice pilaf, hummous and lettuce. Girl has to look trim in the summer outfits.
(Thu Apr 18, 2002 - 2:05:41 pm)

Queenie:
there is a man here doing something to the dsl. i don't know what it is, but our bandwidth is supposed to quadruple when he's done.
(Thu Apr 18, 2002 - 2:38:19 pm)

bela:
Where are you?
(Thu Apr 18, 2002 - 2:42:13 pm)

Detlef Sping:
Over here, Clara.
(Thu Apr 18, 2002 - 2:47:46 pm)

Detlef Sping:
For the first time in nearly a century scientists have discovered a new order of insects. They look a bit like crickets, for example, but lack the jumping hind legs that mark that order. The scientists said that based on their stomach contents the insects appear to be carnivores, as they were full of pulled pork.
(Thu Apr 18, 2002 - 2:53:01 pm)

Queenie:
Eh, I was wrong.They're just 'prepping the line' or some shit. It will be a couple of weeks before we get the badazz bandwidth.
(Thu Apr 18, 2002 - 2:58:39 pm)

Queenie:
That's the name of the company, you know... "BadAzz Bandwidth"
(Thu Apr 18, 2002 - 2:58:56 pm)

Detlef Sping:
Better than "Always down Dumbfucks"
(Thu Apr 18, 2002 - 3:30:37 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Trim eh? I heard there is already a black market in poached insects of that brand new order. Who are these people? They are like stick insects only they never develope wings. They eat porcine from the inside out.
(Thu Apr 18, 2002 - 3:32:58 pm)

Decoy:
Somebody left me voice mail and I deleted it by accident. I hope it wasn't important. It wasn't any of you?
(Thu Apr 18, 2002 - 3:36:54 pm)

bela:
What the hell are you talking about? Last night I saw a cat sitting outside that looked like bela, but it was silver. Its owner was sitting outside with it and I asked him if it was a Maine Coone cat and he said yeah. His cat won't drink out of a bowl either. I said my cat looked the same but was more browns and blacks, but bela was really more beautiful but I didn't mention that part.
(Thu Apr 18, 2002 - 3:38:28 pm)

Heruka:
I hate voice mail. I don't check it for days on end. It's pointless for me to even have one really. No-one calls.
(Thu Apr 18, 2002 - 3:38:53 pm)

Chewing Wax:
I was talking about... never mind. I didn't call you Decoy.
(Thu Apr 18, 2002 - 3:41:03 pm)

Heruka:
Thousands of Inca Mummies Found Near Lima(Reuters) - Thousands of Inca mummies, some of them bundled together in groups of up to seven, have been unearthed from an ancient cemetery under a shantytown near Lima in Peru, National Geographic announced on Wednesday. Believed to be the largest cemetery from one time period excavated in Peru, lead archeologist Guillermo Cock said as many as 10,000 Incas were possibly buried at the site at Puruchuco in Peru's Rimac Valley between 1480 and 1535
(Thu Apr 18, 2002 - 3:41:05 pm)

bela:
How tall are the mummies? Did it say?
(Thu Apr 18, 2002 - 3:42:14 pm)

Chewing Wax:
I was walking along, and there was this tall, really attractive girl walking next to another girl who I never even looked at. The tall girl was saying, "I'm fat... let's get one anyhow". And she had taken a big handful of her gut in both hands and was squeezing it somewhat sensually. She wasn't fat all really. Just had a little tummy. And then they passed me and I had to check out her ass. It was big, but not too big, if you know what I mean. And then some people sitting on a porch had seen me and they were laughing.
(Thu Apr 18, 2002 - 3:42:55 pm)

bela:
Naughty.
(Thu Apr 18, 2002 - 3:45:04 pm)

Chewing Wax:
I know, but she was kind of drawing attention to herself with that tummy squeezing act.
(Thu Apr 18, 2002 - 3:45:32 pm)

Heruka:
Were they lesbians?
(Thu Apr 18, 2002 - 3:46:08 pm)

Chewing Wax:
I don't think so.
(Thu Apr 18, 2002 - 3:47:35 pm)

Chewing Wax:
They weren't giving off that angry lesbian vibe.
(Thu Apr 18, 2002 - 3:47:52 pm)

bela:
Were they lesbians, Heruka I swear you have gay on your mind.
(Thu Apr 18, 2002 - 3:48:57 pm)

bela:
I bet you rent tons of gay porn. Guys rimming each other, fisting - all that stuff.
(Thu Apr 18, 2002 - 3:49:35 pm)

Heruka:
Gay: no. Lesbians: yes.
(Thu Apr 18, 2002 - 3:49:49 pm)

Heruka:
I never watch porn. Never.
(Thu Apr 18, 2002 - 3:50:20 pm)

bela:
I never trust men that say "no way,not me man, I can't stand homos." They're the biggest closet cases ever. Right Queenie.
(Thu Apr 18, 2002 - 3:50:32 pm)

Heruka:
You mean like all them priests?
(Thu Apr 18, 2002 - 3:52:42 pm)