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Cushca:
He was very nice. He was eating a sandwich and seemed quite pleased, not only for me but with the sandwich also. He is going to dictate something and I have to type it. But I don't mind. Him being nice has made me sad.
(Thu Apr 18, 2002 - 10:11:41 am)

Decoy:
I saw that frienldy fire thing earlier this morning and I got a lump in my throat, that just sucks.
(Thu Apr 18, 2002 - 10:12:39 am)

Decoy:
Never burn a bridge, Cushca. Never.
(Thu Apr 18, 2002 - 10:13:02 am)

Heruka:
Maybe he's happy to get rid of you cause he thinks that you're that "stinky office girl". He thinks you're the one who corrupts the office air I bet. Yes he does.
(Thu Apr 18, 2002 - 10:13:41 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
But it's excellent that you told him during a satisfactory sandwich. It would totally have ruined his day if you'd told him the news while he was spitting out bits of eggshell or something.
(Thu Apr 18, 2002 - 10:13:41 am)

Cushca:
We used to sit in his office, pull the blinds, drink tea and watch telly together. He's just as lazy as me, you see. I will miss him very much. Oh dear. I'm quite tired and emotional.
(Thu Apr 18, 2002 - 10:14:22 am)

Decoy:
I think I just figured out why our CEO always asks to meet with me for lunch. I just thought it was so he wouldn't take up any billable hours.
(Thu Apr 18, 2002 - 10:16:27 am)

bela:
Working in an office sucks all around. See, I go in with the attitude that I derserve a recommendation, that shithead better write one or I'll haul off on him.
(Thu Apr 18, 2002 - 10:16:38 am)

bela:
And on my last review he wrote "people like you and like working with you" Nice huh?
(Thu Apr 18, 2002 - 10:17:52 am)

Decoy:
Dud you haul off on him for it?
(Thu Apr 18, 2002 - 10:18:40 am)

Decoy:
Did
(Thu Apr 18, 2002 - 10:18:49 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
You could ask him to act like an utter bastard for the next few weeks. That would make things easier, no?
(Thu Apr 18, 2002 - 10:18:55 am)

Heruka:
I haven't had any type of "review" in years.
(Thu Apr 18, 2002 - 10:19:23 am)

bela:
Its like these reviews you have when you work in a big soul crushing company. Its total bullshit, but funny to read.
(Thu Apr 18, 2002 - 10:20:25 am)

Cushca:
That might work. Yes. Sniff.
(Thu Apr 18, 2002 - 10:21:10 am)

bela:
I always have it in my head that I'm never wrong.
(Thu Apr 18, 2002 - 10:21:23 am)

Decoy:
Yeah, an actual measurable performance/goal would just not make sense,
(Thu Apr 18, 2002 - 10:21:27 am)

Decoy:
Cushca, maybe its that he's got some elaborate plan to get in your pants.
(Thu Apr 18, 2002 - 10:21:45 am)

Heruka:
Irony. heh.
(Thu Apr 18, 2002 - 10:22:27 am)

Heruka:
bela, not Cushca.
(Thu Apr 18, 2002 - 10:22:44 am)

Cushca:
He's got a new baby. He wouldn't have the energy even if he did want to get into them.
(Thu Apr 18, 2002 - 10:23:07 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
That's funny. Just because Cushca's boss is such a sloth and a plodder that even if his pants wanted to get into Cushca's pants, his pants would be too lazy to tell his brain.
(Thu Apr 18, 2002 - 10:23:16 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
And even if his pants told his brain, he'd be too lazy to get off his chair and approach her.
(Thu Apr 18, 2002 - 10:23:34 am)

Decoy:
Hhah
(Thu Apr 18, 2002 - 10:23:46 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
Or he'd approach her and then get distracted by something shiny or colourful, forget what he was doing, and go away again.
(Thu Apr 18, 2002 - 10:23:52 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
I think Cushca's boss's woman must be totally assured of his fidelity, if only for that very reason.
(Thu Apr 18, 2002 - 10:24:14 am)

Decoy:
Wild ass guess. Sometimes it works.
(Thu Apr 18, 2002 - 10:24:34 am)

Cushca:
You're right. He's just like that. I might cry. I'm a horrible person to have done this to him.
(Thu Apr 18, 2002 - 10:24:51 am)

Decoy:
Yeah, right.
(Thu Apr 18, 2002 - 10:25:03 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
You didn't do anything. He'll be sad that you've gone but delighted that one of you at least has escaped the evil clutches. You can stay in touch. You can tell him what it's like in the real world.
(Thu Apr 18, 2002 - 10:25:47 am)

Heruka:
Sounds like me. I don't look at other women, it's just too much work.
(Thu Apr 18, 2002 - 10:27:28 am)

Heruka:
It's nap time.
(Thu Apr 18, 2002 - 10:30:00 am)

Decoy:
Speaking of too much work.
(Thu Apr 18, 2002 - 10:35:48 am)