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Detlef Sping:
It's like Satan blowing on your hands.
(Wed Apr 17, 2002 - 10:54:56 pm)
Queenie:
Heh. Uncle Myk.
(Wed Apr 17, 2002 - 11:48:10 pm)
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(Thu Apr 18, 2002 - 4:51:02 am)
Mrs Dr GB:
A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doctor, I have five willies".
The doctor says, "Blimey, how do your trousers fit?"
And the guy says, "Like a glove".
(Thu Apr 18, 2002 - 5:06:34 am)
Mrs Dr GB:
A woman arrives at a bank with a fifty pound note stuck in each ear, and asks to see the manager.
The cashier steps through to the managers office:
"There's a woman to see you, she's £100 in arrears."
(Thu Apr 18, 2002 - 5:07:15 am)
Queenie:
What a great photo shoot! Two other folks came to model so I had plenty to work with. We did lots of experimentation with time-lapse exposures and whatnot. I'm getting them developed in the morning, i will share my results.
(Thu Apr 18, 2002 - 5:40:58 am)
Heruka:
Is there anything worse than idiot morning talk show hosts who laugh at their own lame jokes? In a perfect world, they'd be forced to clean the road side of garbage while singing the theme to the Jeffersons while monkeys fling poo at them.
(Thu Apr 18, 2002 - 6:07:23 am)
Heruka:
This is what Budweiser looks like under a microscope.


(Thu Apr 18, 2002 - 6:23:06 am)

Heruka:
http://micro.magnet.fsu.edu/micro/gallery/beer/beer.html
(Thu Apr 18, 2002 - 6:23:38 am)
Heruka:
Molson Light.


(Thu Apr 18, 2002 - 6:24:51 am)

Heruka:

(Thu Apr 18, 2002 - 6:25:07 am)
Mrs Dr GB:
Wow. Beer is pretty.
(Thu Apr 18, 2002 - 6:27:40 am)
Mrs Dr GB:
In other news:

"Two tourists engrossed in their guidebooks and heading for the birthplace of Jesus Christ unwittingly wandered into the centre of a war zone on Tuesday.
The Japanese couple were amazed to find that Bethlehem's Church of the Nativity was at the centre of a 16-day old siege between Israeli soldiers and Palestinian gunmen. "
(Thu Apr 18, 2002 - 6:27:59 am)
Heruka:
That had to suck.
(Thu Apr 18, 2002 - 6:52:01 am)
Heruka:
Although it would make for a great story when comparing vacation tales with others.
(Thu Apr 18, 2002 - 6:52:37 am)
Mrs Dr GB:
That's true. I believe it beats my friend's tale; he was due to fly out of the US on 11 September last year. Airport erupted into chaos and everyone got searched. He had his thrombosis socks on under his trousers; airport security searching him felt a ridge under his trousers, freaked out, made him take his trews off in the middle of the airport. Underpants, thrombosis socks, panicking Americans running around. All in all, a great holiday.
(Thu Apr 18, 2002 - 6:57:35 am)
Heruka:
That spider is heading towards his corner. I wonder if I should put him outside. Would he or she be happier out doors?
(Thu Apr 18, 2002 - 6:57:39 am)
Heruka:
What's a thrombosis sock?
(Thu Apr 18, 2002 - 6:58:29 am)
Heruka:
I see. Ewww. (Thu Apr 18, 2002 - 7:11:34 am)
Mrs Dr GB:
Was it something pithy?
(Thu Apr 18, 2002 - 7:50:12 am)
Myk Murphy:
Good morning, fellow travelers. I need breakfast now.
(Thu Apr 18, 2002 - 7:54:51 am)
Heruka:
,y bopss leaves today for a few days in New Mexico. He's got a job interview with somne college. Teaching Injuns surveying and civil engineering on some Indian reservation. I can dig that. It would be in some remote are North West New Mexico. Near the Arizona border. He'd be near the painted desert which is in North Eastern Arizona. Lonely country up there. The reservations have changed, up unyil a couple of years ago they were really backwards, it's not until recently that they began to modernize and take control of their own destiny. I like Injuns. They've all got a chip on their shoulder. Who can blame them? We've literally wiped them out.
(Thu Apr 18, 2002 - 7:57:08 am)
Heruka:
I'd like to say I like native better than the whities. But that would be wrong. I think it's rather condescending for someone from a different backround to empthize with anothers problems. Even though the horrible English starved 1/8th of my people to death, and drove the a large percentage out of their native land, I still couldn't totally grasp their viewpoint. And it would be diminutive of me to attempt to do so.
(Thu Apr 18, 2002 - 8:05:02 am)
Heruka:
ecspecially when that person viewing others is from a higher socialogical class.
(Thu Apr 18, 2002 - 8:14:43 am)
Decoy:
That's funny, "Oh yeah we movin' on up ...."
(Thu Apr 18, 2002 - 8:26:25 am)
Decoy:
Wow

(Thu Apr 18, 2002 - 8:28:01 am)
Decoy:
Heh, they have cocktails too. That's FSU for you.
(Thu Apr 18, 2002 - 8:32:07 am)
Chewing Wax:
Good morning.
(Thu Apr 18, 2002 - 8:41:59 am)
Mrs Dr GB:
I believe it is. My day started with free coffee. So that's nice.
(Thu Apr 18, 2002 - 9:08:11 am)
Cushca:
My head is hurting with the impending uproar of me having to tell my one boss that I'm leaving because I need a reference from him before I can commence employment in my new job. Yikes. And yikes again.
(Thu Apr 18, 2002 - 9:09:04 am)
Chewing Wax:
Yikes.
(Thu Apr 18, 2002 - 9:11:25 am)