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Cushca:
This is torture.
(Wed Apr 17, 2002 - 11:55:00 am)

Queenie:
What a lovely spam I just got. "Hi! It's Jenna from high school!" says the subject. The text reads: "Its Jenna From High School! Heres the Pics & Movies I Promised. I Was So Lit When I Did These. Your Gonna Dig It! Just Click On Links Below. Stay Real! " No opt-out link, no 18 or over warning. Not a goddamn legal thing about it. And the link involves the words "golden child" which is scary.
(Wed Apr 17, 2002 - 12:04:02 pm)

Cushca:
Maybe you could mentor this poor, misguided child.
(Wed Apr 17, 2002 - 12:08:21 pm)

Detlef Sping:
Can she play tuba?
(Wed Apr 17, 2002 - 12:10:33 pm)

Queenie:
Goddamn mexican ISP.
(Wed Apr 17, 2002 - 12:10:55 pm)

Queenie:
My cute neighbor can't do the photo shoot tonight. So all I've got is Emily for like an hour. Any of you guys want to come over and look pretty for a few hours???
(Wed Apr 17, 2002 - 12:11:55 pm)

Detlef Sping:
She might be a fiery little dancing tuba playing Spaniard from Mexico.
(Wed Apr 17, 2002 - 12:13:05 pm)

Detlef Sping:
What do you pay?
(Wed Apr 17, 2002 - 12:13:56 pm)

Queenie:
Not you, sping. I need girls.
(Wed Apr 17, 2002 - 12:14:20 pm)

Detlef Sping:
I see.
(Wed Apr 17, 2002 - 12:15:05 pm)

Queenie:
Do you prefer Terminator one or two?
(Wed Apr 17, 2002 - 12:15:20 pm)

Detlef Sping:
Arnold is a brilliant actor in both, it's very hard to pick.
(Wed Apr 17, 2002 - 12:16:16 pm)

Yah it's true.
(Wed Apr 17, 2002 - 12:20:11 pm)

Queenie:
I gotta vote for the first one.
(Wed Apr 17, 2002 - 12:31:12 pm)

bela:
My sister was at a function with Arnold, I forget if she met him or not.
(Wed Apr 17, 2002 - 12:51:43 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Hello
(Wed Apr 17, 2002 - 1:56:16 pm)

Decoy:
Listen to me now and tink about it latah.
(Wed Apr 17, 2002 - 2:02:04 pm)

Decoy:
Turns out the A/C is busted. Won't be fixed until tomorrow. Which is when it won't be 90 degrees.
(Wed Apr 17, 2002 - 2:03:01 pm)

Chewing Wax:
That explains things kind of
(Wed Apr 17, 2002 - 2:03:43 pm)

Marius:
Had you been there tonight you might now how it feels to be struck to the bone in a moment of breathless delight, had you been there tonight you might also have known how the world may be changed in just a burst of light and what was right seems wrong and what was wrong seems right
(Wed Apr 17, 2002 - 2:10:31 pm)

Chewing Wax:
What?
(Wed Apr 17, 2002 - 2:13:50 pm)

Decoy:
'Must have been translated into French and then back again.
(Wed Apr 17, 2002 - 2:25:16 pm)

Detlef Sping:
I have been contemplating door handles lately. I have been pondering the futility of washing your hands in a public toilet when you are then faced with opening the door to exit. For you can be certain that at least 50% of the people that have used that toilet did not wash their hands but did turn the handle. It’s always made my life difficult as I have a problem with germs. I therefore never open the door to such places without using a piece of paper towel or toilet paper. On the way in I pay it no mind, of course, but exiting presents a series of dilemmas tantamount to an obstacle course. It becomes far more dramatic the closer your examine the variables I’m afraid. For example, the taps on the sink (or a sink of the push button variety). You turn them on, wash your hands, but then have to turn them off. This means that you are now caught in what I like to call ‘faucet infinity’. Rinse-repeat, rinse-repeat, there’s no getting out of it. The only way to avoid it is to either come across a motion censor activated tap or to have a large ball of toilet paper or paper towel sitting there for you to use (making sure of course that there is another piece of said paper protecting the paper that you’re going to use from the actual counter top). If you happen to frequent establishments with washroom attendants then pay this no mind (unless you dab yourself with some cologne or perfume thereby transferring the bacteria of countless genitalia on to your hands). And hey, if that’s all right by you then what can I say, for sure.
(Wed Apr 17, 2002 - 2:28:50 pm)

Decoy:
That's what I always say.
(Wed Apr 17, 2002 - 2:30:21 pm)

Decoy:
I've always appreciated the primarily European convention of the rest room/loo door that opens out; thus allowing you to egress with a kick to the door.
(Wed Apr 17, 2002 - 2:31:39 pm)

Chewing Wax:
I flush the toilets with my foot and always take extra towels to open the door. I've worked it all out.
(Wed Apr 17, 2002 - 2:31:45 pm)

Chewing Wax:
The faucet thing is still an issue, but I figure if my hands are still wet, then the water I dry off will carry away the filth.
(Wed Apr 17, 2002 - 2:32:35 pm)

Queenie:
Some folks I know wash their hands before as well as after, so that any germs on the door handle of the stall don't then get transferred to their foofie area.
(Wed Apr 17, 2002 - 2:33:02 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Squat or rot
(Wed Apr 17, 2002 - 2:34:20 pm)

Detlef Sping:
Those air dryers are a pain.
(Wed Apr 17, 2002 - 2:36:14 pm)

Queenie:
Squatting is an option, but it's difficult to uh.. never mind, this conversation is gross.
(Wed Apr 17, 2002 - 2:38:10 pm)

Detlef Sping:
I wonder if I have my old McDonalds uniform. Auf.
(Wed Apr 17, 2002 - 2:38:11 pm)

Chewing Wax:
I won't use them. I walk to the concession stands and take a huge wad of napkins.
(Wed Apr 17, 2002 - 2:38:22 pm)