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Chewing Wax:
It's Decoy. Happy Days.
(Thu Mar 23, 2000 - 9:40:42 am)
Decoy:
Just checking in. How are you working stiffs?
(Thu Mar 23, 2000 - 9:41:29 am)
Decoy:
How goes the war? It seems that you've nearly gotten Voltaic to fall on his sword.
(Thu Mar 23, 2000 - 9:43:36 am)
Decoy:
Well, to update: Busch Gardens was fun yesterday. Today, since all the baseball is sold out, back to the beach. We've been to the beach every day. the Gulf is pretty warm, even. The real challenge is in doing nothing, still trying to get there. Later!
(Thu Mar 23, 2000 - 9:48:01 am)
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I leave my identity of this bar , strange how that is. Nice new Post/Refresh button.
(Thu Mar 23, 2000 - 9:49:21 am)
Interpol:
Good Evening, we are investigating a complaint from a "Mr.Corbin."
(Thu Mar 23, 2000 - 9:50:46 am)
Interpol:
Also we have received information of a "Mr.Heruka" making a return . We would like a word with this wandering felon.
(Thu Mar 23, 2000 - 9:54:19 am)
Dr GB:
A wandering felon. It sounds so nice, kind of carefree.
(Thu Mar 23, 2000 - 9:58:31 am)
Dr GB:
Today sucks then. Worked through lunch, yawn, then the lens fell out of my glasses. The sticking-plaster round the arm of your specs is always a marvellous look. It goes down well amongst the flat-cap wearers and whippet-breeders.
(Thu Mar 23, 2000 - 9:59:13 am)
Myk Murphy:
lucky decoy bastard. hope he's having fun. my brother has 2 whippets, although he is not breeding them. he owns no flat caps, either.
(Thu Mar 23, 2000 - 10:04:00 am)
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(Thu Mar 23, 2000 - 10:04:31 am)
Dr GB:
Now that is fantastically funny. Cheered me up no end.
(Thu Mar 23, 2000 - 10:20:24 am)
Interpol:
The suspect is described as an unshaven white man in his late teens or early to mid-twenties. He speaks English with a slight Cleveland accent, is about 5 feet 4 inches tall with a husky build, often wields a Guiness and wears a Hawaiian shirt. Police believe he alternately berates and charms his victims before breaking into their refrigerators. He has lately been seen in the company of, and arguing with, two men described as: a "wild eyed negro" and a "profane Hungarian". Please be on alert for these men.
(Thu Mar 23, 2000 - 10:24:01 am)
Dr GB:
Erm...excuse me, but when did the weather start? One minute it was fine and the next the pavements were soaked with rain. I must have slipped into one of them fancy altered states again.
(Thu Mar 23, 2000 - 10:38:51 am)
Chewing Wax:
That's London for yah.
(Thu Mar 23, 2000 - 10:40:22 am)
Dr GB:
Crap. I just picked up my cup to pour some water into it. Needn't have bothered, as it's full of water. But I picked it up thinking it was empty. Now I have water all down me. First my glasses, now the water. Between that and the falling plants I'm getting frightened to get out of bed in the mornings.
(Thu Mar 23, 2000 - 10:45:21 am)
Chewing Wax:
Should I send help?
(Thu Mar 23, 2000 - 10:47:57 am)
Dr GB:
That's very kind of you. I think it's for the best.
(Thu Mar 23, 2000 - 10:54:02 am)
Mr. Dither's Day:
Mr. Dithers contemplated the snow globe on his desk. He had never actually noticed what was going on inside that frozen and liquid little paperweight. There was a house and a sleigh and what looked like two children. He picked it up, disturbing the tiny white flecks into a swirling flurry. Were those Japanese kids? He turned it over to look at the bottom. Green felt with a silver sticker which said "Made in China". Close. He put it down again, the flurry had turned into a storm now, and yet the little Chinese kids didn't seem to care. Where the hell had he gotten this thing? He couldn't remember. He kept it on his desk as a outward sign of his eccentricity. He thought maybe it would keep people off guard as they sat across from him. Maybe that's why they had fired him. Freak they thought. What kind of personnel manager keeps a cheesy little snow globe on his desk? And what was with those fruity pink ties? Well, the ties were gifts from his estranged wife, and maybe hadn't been the best idea.
(Thu Mar 23, 2000 - 10:59:17 am)
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Ladies and Gentlemen, We Are Floating In Space.
(Thu Mar 23, 2000 - 11:23:09 am)
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Mr Dithers could allow himself the luxury of directness. "Bumstead, you're fired!" But nowadays the axe is so muffled you can barely hear it fall. Here’s the open door. Just through this door lies all our dreams. I’m going through that door! Who will go with me?
(Thu Mar 23, 2000 - 11:33:25 am)
Myk Murphy:
if only gb was in the US, and if only the water was scalding hot.... multi-million dollar settlement, baby! with the overflowing bank accounts and the skin grafts and the hey hey hey....
(Thu Mar 23, 2000 - 11:37:23 am)
Chewing Wax:
I'd have warning labels on all water cups within the year. "WARNING! CUP MAY BE FULL!!!"
(Thu Mar 23, 2000 - 11:44:43 am)
Dr GB:
And now my nail is broken. My work here is done. I'm going home to a rather super dinner. Steak, mange tout, baby sweetcorn, gallons of red wine. Ah yes. And strawberries for pudding. What a reward for the pants day I've had.
(Thu Mar 23, 2000 - 11:46:05 am)
Dr GB:
By the way: that cup warning thing must be an American invention. We don't do that here. No doubt we'll catch up in time.
(Thu Mar 23, 2000 - 11:46:25 am)
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(Thu Mar 23, 2000 - 11:47:30 am)
Chewing Wax:
I feel like I'm intruding.
(Thu Mar 23, 2000 - 11:49:11 am)
Decoy:
Now the question is .. Is it too early for a fourth beer?
(Thu Mar 23, 2000 - 11:56:51 am)
Decoy:
I think beer bottles could use a warning ... "Bottle may be empty." I'm not sure wht that seems funy, but it does.
(Thu Mar 23, 2000 - 11:57:57 am)
Decoy:
The jacuzzi is a little cool. What to do???
(Thu Mar 23, 2000 - 11:59:35 am)
Decoy:
Get naked! Whoop!
(Thu Mar 23, 2000 - 12:00:04 pm)
Chewing Wax:
Stop being so miserable Decoy. Cheer up. Have a little fun. Relax. You are too stressed.
(Thu Mar 23, 2000 - 12:00:50 pm)
Decoy:
God advice, I'll keep it in mind.
(Thu Mar 23, 2000 - 12:03:31 pm)