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Heruka:
Isn't Eye out of print?
(Tue Apr 16, 2002 - 9:41:02 am)
Myk Murphy:
I keep forgetting to order stuff from the decoy store. I want a shirt and a hat. I need to order soon, before my vacation.
(Tue Apr 16, 2002 - 9:42:21 am)
Chewing Wax:
Well that might be why it's so late. But they're still selling it. Originally they said it would ship in two to three weeks. That changed into months. Probably years. I want my Eye.
(Tue Apr 16, 2002 - 9:42:59 am)
Chewing Wax:
Shipped on the 12th, that's three business days to bela. Should be there today or tomorrow. You'll have it by Friday at the latest.
(Tue Apr 16, 2002 - 9:44:03 am)
bela:
I have the disc for Decoy. I need his address again I think.
(Tue Apr 16, 2002 - 9:46:24 am)
Mrs Dr GB:
I don't think I can stand the excitement. I'm trembling.
(Tue Apr 16, 2002 - 9:46:28 am)
Chewing Wax:
I ordered Eye on January 16th. Now they aren't selling it anymore, but they haven't cancelled my order.
(Tue Apr 16, 2002 - 9:46:42 am)
Cushca:
Oh dear. That's not good. I think they did that to Sleepy once too.
(Tue Apr 16, 2002 - 9:50:35 am)
Chewing Wax:
I have to go to the airport and pick up a package. I may or may not be back. It's awfully nice outside.
(Tue Apr 16, 2002 - 9:53:40 am)
Cushca:
Fine. Just go. You're never here any more. All I ever do is get left with Heruka.
(Tue Apr 16, 2002 - 9:55:41 am)
Heruka:
Well that just hurt. Now I'm going to the crying shed, and while I'm there, I think I'll pull out the lawnmower and give the grass a good chopping. And perhaps dig a few holes to plant some plants or something...
(Tue Apr 16, 2002 - 9:59:29 am)
Mrs Dr GB:
Right then folks: some assistance please. Someone in our overseas office, his wife died. The head of the overseas office just rang and said it'd be nice to get a message of condolence from London. Well I can tell you that my boss never met this person, or his wife, and doesn't even know who he is, probably. What on earth will I put in this letter of condolence that my boss will sign with a sincere flourish?
(Tue Apr 16, 2002 - 10:05:59 am)
Mrs Dr GB:
Sorry to like, ur, bring the lounge down. I'll tell you all a joke afterwards. And buy absinthe for everyone.
(Tue Apr 16, 2002 - 10:06:19 am)
Cushca:
"So sorry to hear of your loss. I know I speak on behalf of all of us here when I say you're in our thoughts. Take care". There you go. Jobs a good'n.
(Tue Apr 16, 2002 - 10:08:18 am)
Mrs Dr GB:
Cool. Right then, as promised:

(Tue Apr 16, 2002 - 10:11:15 am)
Cushca:
Hey! Where did my touching message go?
(Tue Apr 16, 2002 - 10:11:26 am)
Cushca:
Hey! Where did my touching message go?
(Tue Apr 16, 2002 - 10:11:49 am)
Mrs Dr GB:
What I meant to say was:

Cool. Right then, as promised:



Did you hear about the man who took 40 viagra tablets, having mistaken them for sleeping pills?
>br> He went to bed and had 40 wanks.
(Tue Apr 16, 2002 - 10:11:51 am)
Mrs Dr GB:
Fuck it. I had some absinthe before I started.
(Tue Apr 16, 2002 - 10:12:05 am)
Cushca:
It doesn't work. What kind of pay off is that?
(Tue Apr 16, 2002 - 10:12:20 am)
Mrs Dr GB:
And where did Cushca's touching message go? What is happening here?
(Tue Apr 16, 2002 - 10:12:23 am)
Cushca:
You see? This is what happens when Chewing Wax goes off and leaves us in charge. I knew this would happen.
(Tue Apr 16, 2002 - 10:13:27 am)
grrrrr:

(Tue Apr 16, 2002 - 10:13:44 am)
Cushca:
Pah.
(Tue Apr 16, 2002 - 10:13:56 am)
Mrs Dr GB:
Oh fuckit. So Bird - what was your touching message?
(Tue Apr 16, 2002 - 10:14:00 am)
Cushca:
Er. I'm not sure I can remember now. Um. "So sorry to hear of your terrible loss - I know I can speak on behalf of all of us here when I say you're in our thoughts." Or something. Does that sound right?
(Tue Apr 16, 2002 - 10:14:56 am)
Mrs Dr GB:
That sounds just lovely. A propos of nothing, do you remember Onestone?
(Tue Apr 16, 2002 - 10:16:20 am)
:
you're touching us in our thoughts
(Tue Apr 16, 2002 - 10:16:39 am)
Cushca:
Why yes. Yes I do.
(Tue Apr 16, 2002 - 10:17:06 am)
Mrs Dr GB:
This loon lived round our way. Onestone wasn’t his real name of course. He only had one testicle though. Hence the name. And you know what? He totally spazzed one day and said if anybody called him Onestone ever again, he’d kill them. Totally lost it.
(Tue Apr 16, 2002 - 10:17:25 am)
Cushca:
I see.
(Tue Apr 16, 2002 - 10:30:30 am)
Mrs Dr GB:
It's going nowhere, since everyone's gone home or fallen asleep, but I'll carry on and get it done with.

So anyway: he threatened to kill anyone who called him Onestone. One day a woman called him it by mistake and he took her to the woods, shagged her day and night until she died from exhaustion. A couple of years later, a woman who'd been living away came back to the town, and she called him Onestone. He took her out to the woods and shagged her day and night, but she just wouldn't die.

And the moral of the story is: You can't kill two birds with onestone.
(Tue Apr 16, 2002 - 10:39:02 am)