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Chewing Wax:
I've been pished
(Tue Apr 16, 2002 - 9:18:59 am)

Chewing Wax:
You realize I have nothing to do with any of this merchandise. Not a bit. I can't possibly even endorse the stuff.
(Tue Apr 16, 2002 - 9:19:57 am)

Chewing Wax:
I'm writing up a disclaimer.
(Tue Apr 16, 2002 - 9:20:20 am)

Heruka:
I no understand.
(Tue Apr 16, 2002 - 9:20:33 am)

Cushca:
Of course you can't. I just wanted to ask someone, that's all.
(Tue Apr 16, 2002 - 9:20:35 am)

bela's friend:
I saw bela yesterday. She was wearing a very fetching hat and a t-shirt with cushca-cushca-cushca on it. She looked lovely.
(Tue Apr 16, 2002 - 9:21:28 am)

Chewing Wax:
That's funny
(Tue Apr 16, 2002 - 9:22:09 am)

Heruka:
man, you're such a suck-up.
(Tue Apr 16, 2002 - 9:23:00 am)

Chewing Wax:
You know, if it was shipped UPS there should be a tracking number. Someone should have a tracking number. And the same when she ships Fed Ex. Technology should explain all of this in the future.
(Tue Apr 16, 2002 - 9:23:15 am)

Chewing Wax:
I'm a suck up? You write gushy love poetry to her for Christ's sake.
(Tue Apr 16, 2002 - 9:23:35 am)

Cushca:
That's right. He does.
(Tue Apr 16, 2002 - 9:25:10 am)

Heruka:
I'm speaking of bela. Not Cushca. There's a difference in loving someone with ever fiber of your being, every beat of your heat, every thought in your mind. And telling someone they're funny even when they're not.
(Tue Apr 16, 2002 - 9:26:31 am)

Chewing Wax:
That wasn't bela.
(Tue Apr 16, 2002 - 9:27:08 am)

Cushca:
I think that was my sister. And it was funny.
(Tue Apr 16, 2002 - 9:27:26 am)

Chewing Wax:
bela doesn't write with an English accent.
(Tue Apr 16, 2002 - 9:27:30 am)

MRS DR GB:
YES. I AM FUNNY. ALL BOW BEFORE ME.
(Tue Apr 16, 2002 - 9:28:14 am)

Chewing Wax:
See? What kind of idiot would think bela would use the word "fetching"?
(Tue Apr 16, 2002 - 9:28:35 am)

bela:
I didn't get your box yet. When is it supposed to get here? I'll let you know when I get it and I'll send it out as soon as I get it. Maybe I'll get it this morning.
(Tue Apr 16, 2002 - 9:29:07 am)

Cushca:
Precisely. We're clowning him. Yes we are.
(Tue Apr 16, 2002 - 9:29:24 am)

bela:
I don't even know what a bucket hat is.
(Tue Apr 16, 2002 - 9:29:36 am)

bela:
Is it coming in UPS?
(Tue Apr 16, 2002 - 9:29:59 am)

Cushca:
Oh I know it's not your fault - it's the substandard suppliers of this tat merchandise. Tsk. It'll turn up eventually. Maybe it took the same route as Chewing Wax's Underwater Moonlight.
(Tue Apr 16, 2002 - 9:30:13 am)

I am a bucket hat:

(Tue Apr 16, 2002 - 9:30:39 am)

Chewing Wax:
I ordered Eye three months ago and it still isn't here. I hope it isn't following that route.
(Tue Apr 16, 2002 - 9:32:08 am)

Cushca:
Sniff. That's my hat.
(Tue Apr 16, 2002 - 9:32:13 am)

Chewing Wax:
You going to wear that hat?
(Tue Apr 16, 2002 - 9:32:34 am)

Chewing Wax:
When did you order it exactly?
(Tue Apr 16, 2002 - 9:33:00 am)

Heruka:
I'm eating strawberries, Mangos and kiwis I sliced up and put in the freeze about two hours ago. mmm-mmm Sheryl Crow goes on sale today. I'm going to buy it.
(Tue Apr 16, 2002 - 9:33:49 am)

Heruka:
Decot got his in a few days. Others elsewhere had theirs in a few days. I have yet to order. I will, sonner or later...
(Tue Apr 16, 2002 - 9:35:18 am)

Cushca:
Of course I'm going to wear it. It's a fashion statement. I ordered it on 11 April. In the morning.
(Tue Apr 16, 2002 - 9:36:24 am)

Heruka:
That'll be two cds for me this year. at this rate, I'll pick up 6 new discs this year. About average anymore.
(Tue Apr 16, 2002 - 9:37:18 am)

Myk Murphy:
It has become apparent that my office colleagues are alternately insane or burned out.
(Tue Apr 16, 2002 - 9:37:31 am)

Heruka:
My office mate is insane. I know this to be true.
(Tue Apr 16, 2002 - 9:38:38 am)