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Heruka:
You're out little farm team.
(Fri Apr 5, 2002 - 9:11:26 am)

Chewing Wax:
Yes we are. But what a pleasant baseball experience it is. Except for the fact no one playing wants to be there and there's no such thing as a real "team" because if anyone starts playing well the Indians yoink them. Other than that, being a fan of a AAA baseball team is just great. Really.
(Fri Apr 5, 2002 - 9:13:37 am)

Chewing Wax:
I pay $350 for season tickets six rows up from the field along the third base line looking at the pitching mound. That's 73 games, including an Indians/Bisons matchup and visits by The Famous Chicken and a July 3rd concert with the BPO and the biggest fireworks of the year. Two years ago I went to 63 games. That was a little much. But, it keeps me off the streets.
(Fri Apr 5, 2002 - 9:16:51 am)

Chewing Wax:
I have a screw loose this morning or something.
(Fri Apr 5, 2002 - 9:17:25 am)

Chewing Wax:
Did I mention that as a season ticket holder I get $25 in Bison Bucks good at all vendor stands and the roaming beer guy we like to call Conehead?
(Fri Apr 5, 2002 - 9:18:46 am)

Chewing Wax:
I'm going to see Conehead tomorrow.
(Fri Apr 5, 2002 - 9:19:05 am)

Myk Murphy:
Good morning, asian porn stars. Glad to hear that the merchandise was up to decoy's standards. There should be a "shopping" link on the side bar.
(Fri Apr 5, 2002 - 9:19:12 am)

Chewing Wax:
I agree. A shopping link. Hello Myk.
(Fri Apr 5, 2002 - 9:21:29 am)

Heruka:
They have a Tennesee Williams hot sauce stand at the Indians stadium. No more hotdogs and popcorn.
(Fri Apr 5, 2002 - 9:22:21 am)

Heruka:
13 of the Cleveland Browns games are on CBS this year. I hate those people. They have the worst annnouncers . They're idiots.
(Fri Apr 5, 2002 - 9:25:13 am)

Chewing Wax:
I know. Buffalo has food no one else has heard of. Beef on Weck. Fried bologna. White hot dogs. Logenberry soda. This is all mainstream. Rochester has nice food but the lines are a joke. They designed their stands incorrectly.
(Fri Apr 5, 2002 - 9:26:01 am)

Chewing Wax:
CBS has baseball? That's horrible.
(Fri Apr 5, 2002 - 9:26:18 am)

Chewing Wax:
Doh. Browns game. Sorry. CBS has the AFC. What can you do?
(Fri Apr 5, 2002 - 9:26:51 am)

Chewing Wax:
The only time Fox gets a AFC game is when the AFC team is hosting an NFC team. At least that's how it's worked.
(Fri Apr 5, 2002 - 9:27:27 am)

Chewing Wax:
I swear there are morons on CBC who don't even know the rules of football. When the whistle blows before the play, they always go... "Offensive line moved. Let's see if they were induced". Induced? Fucking morons.
(Fri Apr 5, 2002 - 9:28:55 am)

Chewing Wax:
CBS. Obviously, CBC with their 55 yard line and the 12 players on the field and the three downs and the rouge and the hey hey hey.
(Fri Apr 5, 2002 - 9:30:14 am)

Heruka:
Like an 8th grader with a thesaurus?
(Fri Apr 5, 2002 - 9:31:45 am)

bela:
My boss went to the Yankee game today. Big Yankee fan he is.
(Fri Apr 5, 2002 - 9:41:43 am)

bela:
I went out for 2 drinks last night and I was so drunk when I got home, what the hell? I feel awful today.
(Fri Apr 5, 2002 - 9:42:32 am)

bela:
Chris and Eric have auditions today for this Folgers commercial and that little drag queen Armen has an audition for OZ.
(Fri Apr 5, 2002 - 9:43:18 am)

Heruka:
Patti Smith is on Regis. She looks and more important, sounds terrible.
(Fri Apr 5, 2002 - 9:43:19 am)

Chewing Wax:
That's called a hangover sweety.
(Fri Apr 5, 2002 - 9:43:23 am)

Chewing Wax:
Pissing in the river Patti Smith? She's still alive?
(Fri Apr 5, 2002 - 9:50:50 am)

Chewing Wax:
That's not Patty Smith. That's Bobby Knight.
(Fri Apr 5, 2002 - 9:52:07 am)

bela:
I pick up my shoes today yay!
(Fri Apr 5, 2002 - 9:57:41 am)

Heruka:
It's a full life eh?
(Fri Apr 5, 2002 - 9:58:19 am)

Heruka:
Patty did this horrible rendition of "when doves cry". Music was bad, vocals were worse. Just sad.
(Fri Apr 5, 2002 - 10:00:46 am)

bela:
Its the little things Heruka. Patti Smith was on TV?
(Fri Apr 5, 2002 - 10:01:43 am)

Myk Murphy:
Cbs is an awful network for football. Glad that the skins are on fox.
(Fri Apr 5, 2002 - 10:29:36 am)

Heruka:
Should I make reservations this year?

(Fri Apr 5, 2002 - 10:38:36 am)

Heruka:
which is better, marthas vinyard or nantucket?
(Fri Apr 5, 2002 - 10:51:20 am)

bela:
I've been to Marthas Vineyard many times as a kid and theres a lot of foot traffic there now, Nantucket is less trafficy - more secluded. They're both wealthy, white and snotty though.
(Fri Apr 5, 2002 - 11:00:00 am)

Decoy:
We honeymooned on Nantucket. So beautiful. I heard its been built up a lot since then.
(Fri Apr 5, 2002 - 11:02:55 am)