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Queenie:
Well, try telling someone in Portland that they're dogs aren't people and they'll kick your ass.
(Tue Apr 2, 2002 - 3:55:28 pm)

Decoy:
Ha, clip art evidence.
(Tue Apr 2, 2002 - 3:55:44 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Why not just swim in that lovely river?
(Tue Apr 2, 2002 - 3:56:13 pm)

Decoy:
Get a dog park. They're everywhere back east.
(Tue Apr 2, 2002 - 3:56:16 pm)

Queenie:
their. fuck.
(Tue Apr 2, 2002 - 3:56:17 pm)

Queenie:
Forest Park is pretty much a giant dog 'n' mountain biking park. Biggest city park in the country.
(Tue Apr 2, 2002 - 3:57:04 pm)

Queenie:
The Willamette River is horribly polluted. You can't even fish in it. If you stuck your foot in it, it would probably dissolve the flesh right off the bone.
(Tue Apr 2, 2002 - 3:57:54 pm)

Queenie:
You can practically see my house from that panorama.
(Tue Apr 2, 2002 - 3:58:07 pm)

Decoy:
I'd say, "I'm sorry, honey, we can't go play in that water because the animals urinate in it. You don't want to get sick do you? I know... its too bad, lets go get Daddy's rifle and clean up."
(Tue Apr 2, 2002 - 3:58:23 pm)

Heruka:
That's pretty easy to have when you have a state hat few people live in.
(Tue Apr 2, 2002 - 3:58:52 pm)

Decoy:
Yosemite is the biggest park in the country, I'd guess.
(Tue Apr 2, 2002 - 3:59:14 pm)

Queenie:
I really don't think any animals urinate in it.
(Tue Apr 2, 2002 - 3:59:24 pm)

bela:
Whats all the fuss now?
(Tue Apr 2, 2002 - 3:59:34 pm)

Queenie:
Yosemite is a NATIONAL park.
(Tue Apr 2, 2002 - 3:59:40 pm)

Decoy:
Ah, CITY park.
(Tue Apr 2, 2002 - 3:59:49 pm)

Decoy:
How big is Central Park?
(Tue Apr 2, 2002 - 4:00:03 pm)

Chewing Wax:
No fuss. I made a Portland joke and Queenie blew a major fucking hissy fit
(Tue Apr 2, 2002 - 4:00:24 pm)

Queenie:
Forest Park is a CITY park. Like Central Park but bigger. And in Forest Park, they only kill prostitutes.
(Tue Apr 2, 2002 - 4:00:32 pm)

Queenie:
Forest Park is literally a forest in the middle of town.
(Tue Apr 2, 2002 - 4:01:01 pm)

Queenie:
At 4,800 acres of mostly second-growth forest, Forest Park is the largest and most ecologically intact natural area in the region.
(Tue Apr 2, 2002 - 4:03:51 pm)

Heruka:
Too many trees. They're nice, but they block the view.
(Tue Apr 2, 2002 - 4:04:23 pm)

Heruka:
second growth? what does this mean?
(Tue Apr 2, 2002 - 4:05:00 pm)

Queenie:
I have no idea. Web search reveals that people cannot seem to decide on the total acreage or whether or not it's the largest city park in the country, or "one of" the largest.
(Tue Apr 2, 2002 - 4:06:12 pm)

Queenie:
But we absolutely do have the WORLD'S largest bookstore. That's a stone cold fact.
(Tue Apr 2, 2002 - 4:06:46 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Second growth means it was planted.
(Tue Apr 2, 2002 - 4:07:01 pm)

Queenie:
Old growth means that it's never been harvested, correct?
(Tue Apr 2, 2002 - 4:07:34 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Yes. As it was pristine before man.
(Tue Apr 2, 2002 - 4:08:02 pm)

Queenie:
Fucking man.
(Tue Apr 2, 2002 - 4:08:22 pm)

bela:
What gotten in to you today Queenie?
(Tue Apr 2, 2002 - 4:08:41 pm)

Queenie:
I'm sure you've got us beat with public school systems, though. Yeah we got trees and fountains and giant book stores, but we're also raising a generation of morons.
(Tue Apr 2, 2002 - 4:09:03 pm)

Myk Murphy:
Perfect weather.
(Tue Apr 2, 2002 - 4:09:10 pm)

Queenie:
Bored I guess.
(Tue Apr 2, 2002 - 4:09:15 pm)

bela:
Ok, so I call walter and he says "All I can think about is the tuba orchestra!" or something like that.
(Tue Apr 2, 2002 - 4:09:25 pm)