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We are brilliant.
(Sat Mar 18, 2000 - 2:20:20 pm)

Spotting?:
In Las Vegas, Nev., three undocumented aliens were deported to Mexico on March 3 after being turned in by the customer for whom they were installing carpet. The customer was Arthur Strapp, head of the local office of the U.S. Immigration and Naturalization Service (INS). Said Strapp, "Out of 900,000 people in Las Vegas, they picked my refrigerator to raid."
(Sat Mar 18, 2000 - 3:44:54 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Are we going to have to send a rescue party?
(Sat Mar 18, 2000 - 6:08:45 pm)

Chewing Wax:
I've sent my best men to Tiajuana to clear this whole mess up. I may need to give them more money.
(Sun Mar 19, 2000 - 4:13:49 pm)

m©:
Hey Wax, What a day.. My monitor has almost packed it in..its lost all its red colour..everything is blue and crappy..I'm thinking of getting an NEC Multisync FE700M..what do you think of NEC stuff?..I'm stumped..Are JIMMY, Heruka, and Bernt Ballz in trouble? I'll cash in some beer bottles.
(Sun Mar 19, 2000 - 4:39:20 pm)

Chewing Wax:
I happen to have just bought myself a Multisync FE700 ( I don't know what the M means). ANd I love it. We sell a lot of the NEC monitors and they've been good. I think our boys are in a Mexican prison for illegal rug installation. This may be an expensive operation. Anything you can do to help will be appreciated.
(Sun Mar 19, 2000 - 4:50:47 pm)

Chewing Wax:
My bracket is flaming. Bursting into flames.
(Sun Mar 19, 2000 - 5:01:51 pm)

m©:
The M is for multimedia or so the company says..I thought NEC stuff was pretty good .. This thing is ready to be used as a word processor..I hope they dont have to eat too many rats in Tijuana .. but on the bright side, the tequila is really cheap in prison..The carpet laying game is a dangerous business.
(Sun Mar 19, 2000 - 5:50:27 pm)

m©:
Roll your bracket on the ground..
(Sun Mar 19, 2000 - 5:52:03 pm)

Chewing Wax:
I've soaked it in soda water and stamped it into the dirt. Still steaming, but I think it's out. Multimedia eh?
(Sun Mar 19, 2000 - 5:56:51 pm)

Dr GB:
The Oscars have been found:
(Mon Mar 20, 2000 - 6:28:15 am)

Dr GB:
They were apparently found by a man searching the skip for some cardboard boxes. Willie Fullgear told CBS TV he found the Oscars still wrapped in plastic and in individual white boxes. "I found a lot of white stuff out there which were a lot of Styrofoam boxes and I picked one up and busted it open - Oscar!" Mr Fullgear said. It is not clear if all 55 statuettes intended for presentation at next Sunday's award show have been recovered, or if Mr Fullgear is eligible for a $50,000 reward.
(Mon Mar 20, 2000 - 6:28:25 am)

Dr GB:
And so, Willie Fullgear, despite being handicapped by such a name, now becomes the richest down-and-out in the U.S.
(Mon Mar 20, 2000 - 6:29:08 am)

Chewing Wax:
So much for sanctuary. Good morning.
(Mon Mar 20, 2000 - 6:58:38 am)

Morrissey T. Smith:
You know when you order stuff through Amazon.com, aren't they supposed to eventually send you something? Hello.
(Mon Mar 20, 2000 - 8:24:19 am)

Morrissey T. Smith:
Anyone got thatStorefront DVD? Any special features worth knowing about?
(Mon Mar 20, 2000 - 8:25:12 am)

Chewing Wax:
Happy first day of SPRING. Hello MTS. I have the Storefront DVD. I can't think of any special features.
(Mon Mar 20, 2000 - 8:33:46 am)

Myk Murphy:
there are ZERO special features. MGM did the minimal amount of work on it. i'm surprised it wasn't sold in a crumpled brown paper bag. good morning!
(Mon Mar 20, 2000 - 9:07:23 am)

Sleepy:
Hello. I assume Amazon.com is going to take a while longer than Amazon.co.uk. But you probably guessed that already.
(Mon Mar 20, 2000 - 9:13:54 am)

Chewing Wax:
How was everyones weekend? I sat at home making sure the dog didn't lick herself. It's a full life.
(Mon Mar 20, 2000 - 9:43:19 am)

m©:
Willybee Fullgear eh? sounds like a quick buck scam..
(Mon Mar 20, 2000 - 10:36:44 am)

Chewing Wax:
Morning mooch. How's your coffee mug?
(Mon Mar 20, 2000 - 10:38:38 am)

Cushca:
Was I too harsh? Afternoon bastards.
(Mon Mar 20, 2000 - 10:43:30 am)

Chewing Wax:
Just perfect if you ask me. Don't worry, it will go zooming over and crash into the back wall.
(Mon Mar 20, 2000 - 10:44:58 am)

Cushca:
Excellent. Just as I had planned.
(Mon Mar 20, 2000 - 10:48:58 am)

Cushca:
Sometimes I think I'm just saying what other people are thinking. And then sometimes I think that I'm just saying what I think and that I am evil. I'm still undecided.
(Mon Mar 20, 2000 - 10:49:58 am)

Chewing Wax:
Oh... you're evil.
(Mon Mar 20, 2000 - 10:51:03 am)

m©:
you cant go saying things like my house is full of high plane art and not expect some ..er..feedback.
(Mon Mar 20, 2000 - 10:53:23 am)

Chewing Wax:
No. No you can't.
(Mon Mar 20, 2000 - 10:53:55 am)

Cushca:
My house is full of family members who are just as evil as me.
(Mon Mar 20, 2000 - 10:55:21 am)

Sleepy:
It's true.
(Mon Mar 20, 2000 - 10:55:35 am)